"Do you think Terry Carter is good looking?" Claudia asked her husband that night, when they were lying in bed with their reading lamp on. "Would you have sex with her if you got the chance?"
Andrew Adams lowered his book stared at his wife with the trepidation of a man who suspects he's walking into a trap. There was no right answer as far as he could see.
"This is a trick question, right?" he said. "I mean, you don't really expect a straight answer, do you?"
"Sure I do. It's okay if you tell me, because I'm not looking to fight."
"Well," he said, wetting his lips. "She's cute enough. Do you mean now, while she's pregnant, or later?"
"Both, I guess."
"Yeah, sure. If the stars actually aligned to where you wanted me to fuck another woman, I'd fuck her."
Claudia smiled. "What about her husband, John?"
"No, I'm not fucking a guy."
"No, silly. For me. Would you like to see him fuck me?"
"Is this for real? I mean, is there some reason for these questions?"
"It's for real," Claudia said. "I was over at Terry's today, and she said how the neighborhood was more interesting than I believed. That kind of led into her invitation."
"Our neighbor across the street, Terry Carter, invited us to have sex with them?" Andy was still waiting for the punchline. "Come on. You're messing with me, riffing on some pay cable movie plot."
"No, I'm not. She asked if we would like to have sex with the two of them. I thought she was kidding, too. She wasn't."
"Well, you know I'm a horny bastard honey, and assuming that this isn't some weird joke I'd say sure, why not," he said, rubbing his hand over her belly. "But I think the choice should be yours."
"You wouldn't be jealous?"
"If we're both getting it on, why should either of us get jealous?" He smiled, hoping his cock didn't get any harder and tent the bed clothes or she might think he's more excited by the idea than she wants him to be. "I say, sure why not, but you make the call."
"I'll think it over," Claudia said. She'd already thought about it quite a bit, and more or less decided that she'd like the chance to try out a new cock without repercussions.
"Wait now. Did she say 'neighborhood?' Not just her, but the neighborhood was more interesting than we thought?" Andy's eyes lit up then, possibilities flooding through his mind. "The whole neighborhood?"
"Yes, neighborhood. Why? I bet there's someone else you'd sooner fuck than Terry."
"Well," he started, and then stopped. "Nothing."
"Tell me," Claudia laughed. "I won't let up until you do."
"Mrs. Porter. Emily." Andy spoke with a sigh in his voice. "That woman is about MILF perfect."
"Hey, I'm a mother too, you know."
"You're the perfect twenty-something MILF. She's got the crown for the over forty set."
"Oh, okay." Claudia laughed, hugging her husband. "As long as I win my age group."
They didn't notice Tillman Mosswell looking through their window. He was watching the rise and fall of Claudia's magnificent belly when she breathed, and wondering what it would feel like to put his dick into a pregnant pussy. He'd been wondering that since he and the Porter kids had peeked through this window last week.