Stiletto blinked.
With a 6'4, sexy Goddess looking down on him and feeling him up—excitement stirring, cock rising—he responded:
"I want a harem."
"No can do."
"WHAT?!"
A confused look draped over Stiletto's face.
"What the hell is the point of granting me three wishes if you can't bless me?!"
The Goddess took a step back and crossed her arms under her ample assets.
"The Creator forbids that kind of stuff."
"So what?! It sounds like you're going against his orders in the first place by even dragging me here! Did you not say earlier the Gods and Goddesses are supposed to be closed off in their own realm? And let me not even mention the fact that you somehow visited me on Earth!"
Stiletto took a step back toward the Goddess, looking up at her as he closed the distance between them once more.
"Don't think I also didn't notice how you didn't fully answer my question earlier. I asked you why you took me to this strange space, and you gave me a half-assed answer about some wishes. Is it because I am going to reincarnate?! Somethings fishy..."
A surprised look slowly crept on the Library Goddess' face as she playfully put her hands up in surrender—lollypop in hand.
Her large breasts leapt up and smacked Stiletto in the face, smothering him momentarily.
"ALRIGHT! You got meeee~ I just figured that I alone should worry about the minute details, but since you're so curious to know..."
Leaning down slightly, the curvaceous Goddess suddenly inhaled deeply into his neck.
Stiletto's ears quickly reddened—a shiver running down his spine—as she added:
"It's... all your fault. Your smell... it's intoxicating~"
"Stop messing around with me."
Straightening back up, the Goddess continued:
"No, seriously... I'm not joking. You carry a different smell than any other human I've seen. And before you ask, in our realm we've long observed your world through devices similar to your televisions—only instead of just vision and sight, we can also smell through them. That's how I first discovered you. Your scent stood out immediately. I have absolutely no clue or idea why... but I like it! And so..."
"So...?"
"I stole you."
Stiletto looked at her, stunned.
"You stole me... from an all-powerful being... because of my smell?!"
A proud grin crept on her face.
"Believe it or not, you are actually all the rage back home... but none of those cowards had enough balls to take you for themselves! Anyway, to answer all your questions once and for all: yes, I am going against the Creator's wishes—unbeknownst to him or anyone—and yes, I violated His law by both visiting you on Earth and dragging you here."
"Why the hell would you do that for me?"
"For you? HAHAHAAAA! Don't be stupid. You're a mere human..."
Reaching down, the Goddess firmly grasped Stiletto's package.
"I bet you think that this hot Goddess wanted to fuck you or something? Am I right? Well... you're wrong. Even the thought of a Divine being like me mingling with the likes of you is gross. If anything, you're like a cute little pet gerbil to me. But..."
The Goddess removed her hand, a dangerous glint in her eye.
"You're entertaining... and mysterious."
She licked her lips.
"As the Goddess of Knowledge, I simply can't resist the unknown~ And so, to answer your last and final question: I do plan to reincarnate you. Why? Because if I personally send you to another world—I alone will be able to watch and observe your life, and smell your scent. Nobody else."
Smirking even wider, the Goddess continued:
"Of course, nobody else knows this information other than the Creator—that Gods and Goddesses can reincarnate souls. But I do! Aren't I awesome~?"
'Fuck... this... BITCH! I'll make her pay. I don't know how, but trust me I'll find a way to screw her over!'
Trying his absolute best to contain his rage, Stiletto took a deep breath.
"All of this forbidden activity and you can't grant me a harem?"
"No. I already went through extreme, meticulous measures to not only visit Earth, but also bring you here. To form a connection with your soul, I had to touch you physically in your realm. That contact allowed this whole thing to be possible."
'I guess that explains why she was so touchy back in the library then...'
The Goddess went on:
"Like I said earlier, the Creator gathers the souls of good-natured humans to His resort: Heaven. The ones who aren't... as virtuous go to the other place. Anyway, Heaven operates under strict laws to maintain order—the main one being the ban on anything impure or unholy. Essentially, since the souls in that place are pure, if anything were to contaminate it, the entire realm would collapse.
Seeing that Stiletto was still following, she pressed on:
"This place we're in now is actually quite close to Heaven, and so if I granted you—a pure soul—a wish that impure... He would surely notice."
A question surfaced in Stiletto's mind.
"So if that is how humans are treated in Heaven, then what are the laws for the Gods and Goddesses in their realm?"
Walking back over to her desk—once more taking a seat—the Goddess replied with a stuck-up expression.
"Oh, us? We don't have restrictions nearly as harsh. Humans are shaped by the Creator, and when they die, they're simply funneled into good and bad. We, on the other hand, don't die... unless the Creator erases us or something truly unusual occurs. So, we're allowed to exist as we are. I am also the Goddess of Good and Evil, aren't I?"
Taking note of his bewildered expression, she teased:
"We even have tons of sex and engage in naughty, depraved activities over there~!"
Stiletto felt his blood boil, almost lashing out at the Goddess, before reluctantly nodding his head.
"Okay, then nothing 'impure.' Got it. Do I at least get to choose where I am reincarnated?"
"It will be randomized."
'Count your days, whore.'
Keeping a neutral face, Stiletto shrugged.
"I think I get the gist... can we start with the three wishes now?"
The Goddess slipped the lollypop into her mouth, drawing the last of it away with a slow suck before it vanished into nothing. A new one materialized in her hand as the former dissolved into the air.
Putting her other hand up, signaling Stiletto to wait, she spoke:
"Yes... but first—I'm adding a bonus wish, since you smell even more delightful in person. As the Library Goddess, I happen to have jurisdiction over that 'system' power you humans love to read about in your novels. I'll give it to you for free, my cute little gerbil~"
Adrenaline started pumping in Stiletto's veins. This was what every novel-lover like him dreamed about day and night. The elation was almost enough to make him forget about the arrogant, rude attitude the Goddess had assumed this entire time.
Almost...
"Thank you very much! Then as for my first wish... I would like an appraisal skill. I want to be able to identify people's names, skills, age, and more from just one look!"
"Done."
"Okay... then second, let me get a skill that compliments my system. How about a skill that lets me absorb other skills through books?"
"Done."
Standing back up, the Goddess snapped her fingers.
"With your final wish, you will immediately be transported to a new world. Everything you have wished for will convert and settle into your very being without exception. Now... what is your last wish, human?"
Suddenly, an idea formed in Stiletto's head... one that made him extremely excited.
"For my last wish..."
An eerie, devilish grin formed on his face.
"The Library Goddess of Knowledge, Books, Imagination, and Good and Evil to come with me... as my slave!"
"What the f—"
Before the confused Goddess could even form a full sentence, the space around them warped—distorting everything—and then...
The two beings—one Divine, one human—vanished.