Chapter 41: A Family's Disgrace
Tobirama Senju's words immediately put Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki in an extremely awkward position.
[Minato Namikaze: Ren, didn't you just say you were going to block the arena footage for me?]
Ren Arakawa: "Damn it, I forgot Tobirama is a VIP Level 5!"
[Minato Namikaze: What does VIP Level 5 have to do with the blocked screen?]
[Tobirama Senju: Fourth Hokage, Ren did indeed block the arena view for you just now, but as a VIP Level 5, I have special privileges!]
[Minato Namikaze: So... Second Hokage, you saw everything that happened in the arena just now?]
[Tobirama Senju: Yes, I saw it all!]
[Minato Namikaze: ...]
[Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, it's all your fault! I'm so embarrassed! How am I supposed to face anyone now?]
[Minato Namikaze: Don't worry, honey, we're both dead anyway. Besides, only the Second Hokage saw it—it's no big deal!]
In an attempt to comfort Kushina as quickly as possible, Minato Namikaze could only come up with an excuse he thought was plausible.
However...
Ren Arakawa: "To be honest, I saw it too!"
[Minato Namikaze: ???]
[Kushina Uzumaki: Ugh... Minato, you idiot, don't ever talk to me again!]
Kushina Uzumaki left the live stream while cursing.
[Minato Namikaze: No, honey...]
[Tobirama Senju: Sigh~ Fourth Hokage, there's something I'm not sure if I should tell you.]
[Minato Namikaze: Second Hokage, just say it. I don't care anymore!]
[Tobirama Senju: After analyzing the details just now, I think the reason you're so fast might be due to kidney deficiency. Remember, next time, read less of your master's adult novels. It's fine to glance at them occasionally, but reading too much can easily lead to kidney deficiency!]
[Minato Namikaze: ...]
[Tobirama Senju: Don't take this lightly. I used to be just as fast as you, but things improved after I quit... certain habits!]
Ren Arakawa: "What kind of detailed analysis is this? No wonder you were so quiet earlier—your attention was completely focused on Minato!"
[Tobirama Senju: Ahem~ This concerns the dignity of the Fourth Hokage's manhood. As an elder, it is my duty to intervene.]
[Hashirama Senju: Tobirama, stop talking! Show some respect for the Senju clan's reputation!]
[Senju Butsuma: Damn it, you two unfilial sons actually have the nerve to mention the Senju family's reputation to me? One of you is messing around with a brat from our sworn enemy clan, and the other is spying on couples doing their business. You've completely disgraced the Senju family!]
[Uchiha Madara: Hey, hey, hey~ Why are you dragging me into your Senju clan's affairs?]
[Hashirama Senju: Dad, Madara and I are just friends. If you and his father hadn't interfered, we would have been together long ago!]
[Uchiha Madara: ...]
[Senju Butsuma: Together?]
[Tobirama Senju: ???]
[Uchiha Izuna: Big brother, you two?]
[Uchiha Tajima: Where's my medicine...?]
[Hashirama Senju: Ahem~ Don't get me wrong, everyone. What I meant was, if it weren't for the deep-seated feud between the Senju and Uchiha clans, Madara and I might already be sworn brothers!]
[Uchiha Tajima: Hmph~ The Senju and Uchiha can never coexist peacefully. Further words are pointless. Old man Butsuma, that young couple has already left the arena. Do you still dare to fight me?]
[Senju Butsuma: You old fool, what is there I wouldn't dare?]
After a brief commotion, the two ancient giants challenged each other to another fight.
But the next second, Uchiha Tajima came back cursing.
[Uchiha Tajima: Damn it~ I was refused entry again! Who the hell stole my arena spot? I'll beat their ancestors to a pulp!]
[Uchiha Shisui: Patriarch Tajima, it was Clan Head Fugaku and Aunt Mikoto who went in just now.]
[Uchiha Tajima: ...]