Chapter 27: Live a Little
[Minato Namikaze: What nonsense are these brats spouting? Naruto is the Hokage's son! Don't they have any respect?]
Seeing his son being criticized like this, Minato Namikaze could no longer remain calm.
Ren Arakawa: "I think the Third Hokage concealed Naruto's identity for his safety."
[Minato Namikaze: That's true. After all, my title of 'Yellow Flash' wasn't just for show. During the Third Great Ninja War alone, countless Iwa-nin fell by my hand!]
[Tobirama Senju: The Yellow Flash? That nickname sounds... interesting. Fourth Hokage, do you often read... frivolous material?]
[Minato Namikaze: No! I'm not like Jiraiya-sensei. Why would I read that kind of thing?]
[Tobirama Senju: Jiraiya? Who is that?]
Ren Arakawa: "He's one of Hiruzen Sarutobi's disciples, so in a way, he's your grand-student."
[Tobirama Senju: Is that so? To be chosen by the monkey, he must be an exceptionally talented ninja!]
Ren Arakawa: "Yeah, he's quite outstanding. Otherwise, he wouldn't have published... adult novels."
[Tobirama Senju: Wow~ Is that kid really that amazing? I only read them occasionally back in the day. I never expected him to not only write them but also publish them!]
[Minato Namikaze: Ahem~ Those are just some of Jiraiya-sensei's... quirks. Actually, he's a very serious person!]
[Tobirama Senju: Wait a minute, you keep calling him 'sensei.' Could Jiraiya be your master?]
[Minato Namikaze: That's right!]
[Tobirama Senju: A master who specializes in writing adult novels, whose disciple's nickname is 'Yellow Flash'... Oh~ I finally understand!]
[Hashirama Senju: I get it now too!]
[Uchiha Izuna: So that's how it is!]
[Uchiha Madara: I thought I was the only one who understood!]
Minato Namikaze: ...
As they spoke, Ren had already arrived beside Hinata Hyuga under everyone's gaze. Unlike the other female students who were fawning over him, Hinata Hyuga remained quietly seated, head bowed, not even daring to glance at Ren. It seemed that what Ren had done to her yesterday had made this little girl extremely shy.
"Hinata, you're here early!" Ren sat down beside Hinata as naturally as ever.
"R-Ren-kun!" Hinata Hyuga responded weakly, still not raising her head, but her delicate face instantly flushed crimson.
Ren smiled and leaned a little closer.
[Hyuga Hizashi: Holy crap! Kid, please stop tormenting Hinata!]
Ren Arakawa: "I just said hello. How is that tormenting her?"
[Tobirama Senju: You did that to someone's niece yesterday, and you call it just saying hello? I think you're planning to take advantage of her again!]
[Hyuga Hizashi: Second Hokage, please don't be so blunt. Save some face for the Hyuga clan!]
[Tobirama Senju: I'm just telling the truth. You'd better be prepared. I think this kid is deliberately getting close to your niece because he has designs on her!]
Ren Arakawa: "Second Hokage, your thoughts are too dirty. My intentions in approaching Hinata are very simple, okay!"
[Tobirama Senju: Is that so? You've already said it out loud, and you call that simple?]
Ren Arakawa: "Of course! I simply want to have a few children with Hinata, without any ulterior motives. How about that? Pure enough?"
Tobirama Senju: ...
[Hyuga Hizashi: You beast! Hinata is so young, and you're already thinking about having children with her?!]
Ren Arakawa: "I call this procreation! It's also to lay a solid foundation for the village's future generations!"
[Tobirama Senju: A solid foundation? Damn it, you wouldn't...]
Ren Arakawa: "Ahem~ You can't put all your eggs in one basket, right? Besides, planting trees and cultivating a forest has always been my dream!"
[Hyuga Hizashi: ...]
[Kushina Uzumaki: What a scumbag!]
[Uchiha Mikoto: You beast!]
[Karura: A beast in human clothing!]
[Yagura: Worse than an animal!]
...
At this moment, the female ninjas in the live stream finally couldn't take it anymore and all stood up to curse him.
However, Ren paid them no mind.
Live a little!
One should live more freely!
We can't just come to the Naruto world for nothing, right?