"OOooh~?"
"Traveler, don't tell me you're scared too, huh?"
Paimon finally reacted, crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow.
"Click click… and who was it just now saying other people 'don't understand the joy of yanderes,' hmm?"
Lumine rubbed her nose, suddenly a little embarrassed.
Well…
How could she help it!?
In anime, yanderes were cute, fun, and charming.
In real life, however — terrifying.
And in the video, the "yandere" was her own face.
Watching it felt like she had personally lived through it.
Even if it was a Not-Serious Review…
What if?
What if Ayaka really was one?
If she ever had to visit Inazuma again…
Would she end up reliving that scene?
A shiver ran down Lumine's spine.
She wanted to make friends across all of Teyvat.
There was no way she'd confine herself to one nation!
Seeing Lumine's state, Paimon stopped teasing and sighed helplessly.
"So… I guess the Heron Dance is not happening anymore?"
"No, no — it can still happen."
"I just need to send YOU to Inazuma."
"I'm sure Ayaka will love a cute little thing like you."
Lumine put her hands on her hips, smiling mischievously.
Her "gremlin mode" was back immediately.
"A-ack— no thanks!"
Paimon frantically waved her little hands.
After that cursed yandere video, she even felt nervous seeing Ayaka's name in the group chat.
Meet in person?
Absolutely not!
[Supernatural Chat Group]
Barbara: S-So this is yandere? It's even scarier than Lady Alice described… (shivering.jpg)
Xiangling: Yes! That creepy music and Ayaka's smile… eek!
Yae Miko: My my~ Even through a video, I can feel little Ayaka's "friendship" for the Traveler. That's the power of besties~ (smirk)
Ei: …You have an odd understanding of friendship.
Yanfei: This is the first time I've seen the Executioner get bullied this badly.
Kokomi: It's because video-Ayaka was truly frightening…
Navia: Exactly. I was scared she'd pull a knife if the Traveler said "no."
Neuvillette: So this is what human possessiveness can become…
Nahida: Thank goodness this was "friendship yandere." If it were romance… I dare not imagine.
Clorinde: Still… can't deny this kind of yandere has a certain charm.
Charlotte: The charm of… stabbing the Traveler?
Kamisato Ayaka: …
Lumine: (scared.jpg)
Furina: Wait! I just realized something!
Furina: Before the video started, Keqing, Yoimiya, and Nilou all said they felt a chill.
Furina: Then in the video, the Traveler mentioned the names of these same three people!
Furina: So, what if—
Venti: Tssss~ you're saying Ayaka's jealousy was so strong she wanted to stab them, so they sensed it??
Baizhu: That's… extremely far-fetched.
Hu Tao: Hehe~ If a yandere marks you, tsk tsk…
Hu Tao: Keqing, Yoimiya, Nilou — wanna reserve funeral services at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor? Group discount available~
Hu Tao: Traveler and Paimon, you two wanna book as well? Prevention is key~
Lumine: Excuse us.
Paimon: We will be leaving now.
Hearing this, Keqing, Yoimiya, and Nilou froze with identical stiff smiles.
THIS…
This was what people called misfortune from nowhere.
They hadn't even done anything with the Traveler!
How did they suddenly become "targets" in a yandere's eyes!?
Finally—
Keqing: Rex Lapis above, I have never eaten hotpot with the Traveler! Miss Ayaka, please spare me!! (trembling.jpg)
Yoimiya: Shogun above! I have never set off fireworks with the Traveler! Please don't stab me!! (shaking.jpg)
Nilou: Little Archon above! I have never danced with the Traveler! Please show mercy!! (trembling.jpg)
Lumine: …
Ayaka, meanwhile, was completely stunned.
N-No…
NO!
What was all this!?
If the video featured her romantic partner, maybe—
Maybe she could have a yandere possibility.
But the Traveler!?
They were friends!
How could she possibly treat her like that!?
Seeing the chat messages, Ayaka felt her heart collapse.
This flame of chaos kept getting fanned, and soon she'd be stuck with the actual title of "yandere."
She couldn't sit still anymore.
Ayaka: Defamation! Lies!! I'm really NOT a yandere! Traveler—
Lumine: (don't come near me.jpg)
Paimon: (don't come near us.jpg)
Ayaka: ...
Zhongli:
Before, the Traveler rushed to explain when she was teased in a Not-Serious Review.
Now it's reversed.
Ningguang:
It proves no one can escape unharmed from these Not-Serious Reviews.
Venti:
Ehe~ I hope I'll be the first~
Dvalin:
Do something useful for once!
Inazuma – Kamisato Estate
Ayaka stood up, shoulders trembling —
A picture of utter emotional collapse.
Ayato and Thoma immediately worried.
"Miss Ayaka? Miss Ayaka, are you okay?"
Thoma called out twice, leaning in.
Suddenly—
Ayaka's head snapped up.
A chilling smile spread across her face.
Exactly like the video.
"Ah—!!!"
Thoma shrieked and stumbled backwards, hitting the floor.
"M-M-Miss… y-you… you—!"
His trauma from the yandere video hit instantly.
Was the video…
Real?
Did Miss Ayaka actually have a hidden yandere side!?
The Ayaka standing before him felt like a stranger.
Just then, Ayato's calm voice cut through the panic.
"Alright, that's enough, Ayaka."
"You're scaring Thoma."
Instantly, Ayaka's expression melted back into her usual gentle smile.
"Fufufu~ As expected of my brother. You saw through it immediately~"
She smiled and apologized to Thoma.
"I was just playing around a little. I'm sorry I scared you."
"O-Oh! So that's how it is!"
Thoma exhaled in relief, though still pale.
"As long as you're okay…"
He stood up, trying to sit down—
Only to glance at Ayaka again and flinch.
Even her calm face couldn't erase the phantom of that yandere smile.
Ayato sighed helplessly and nudged a seat beside him.
"Thoma, come sit by me. Let's drink."
"Yes, sir!"
Thoma sighed in relief and hurried to Ayato's side.
Ayaka watched this and couldn't help smirking internally.
That little act she did earlier?
A mix of mischief and "I'm too done with everything."
If everyone wanted to paint her as a yandere…
Fine!
She'd pretend to be one for a moment!
She had to admit —
Aside from feeling slightly guilty about scaring Thoma…
It really did relieve her frustration from all the previous "Not-Serious Reviews."
"Hmph. Next time someone teases me, I'll scare them back."
Ayaka nodded to herself.
If this were the old Ayaka, she would never think this way.
But after days of unhinged evaluations breaking her mental defences…
Her personality had shifted, just like Keqing yesterday.
Whether acting too long might turn her into a real yandere…
Who knew?
Villa – Arthur
Arthur finished watching the video, exhaling deeply.
"A perfectly elegant noble lady…
Reduced to Yandere Ayaka, My Wife™."
"Is this human corruption… or moral collapse?"
He shook his head, then glanced at the streaming comments.
All laughing.
All teasing.
Poor Ayaka.
She really was the innocent victim of this whole thing.
He refocused and declared:
"With that, we've explored Ayaka's other side."
"To say it has 'contrast' is an understatement."
People across Teyvat silently agreed.
Contrast?
She practically shattered the upper limit of contrast!
No one could compare.
Arthur continued:
"And now, for the final Not-Serious Review."
"Not-Serious Review, Item Four —
'This house no longer has a place for you.'"
Kamisato Estate
"'This house has no place for you'…?"
"What kind of evaluation is that?"
Ayaka frowned slightly.
The phrase gave her a few guesses.
"Literally speaking, it must be someone being kicked out of the Kamisato household."
"Definitely not Miss Ayaka or the head of the house," Thoma said.
"So… that leaves me!"
Ayaka and Ayato both nodded.
Logically, it made sense.
Ayato added,
"So the scenario is probably something like…
Ayaka, for some reason, kicking Thoma out of the family."
"But of course — that would never happen.
This is a Not-Serious Review."
Thoma laughed.
"No worries! If the Kamisato Clan ever truly wants to dismiss me, I'll accept it gratefully."
The three analyzed the situation and felt confident they had figured it out.
They all smiled smugly.
Finally— one thing they guessed correctly.
Just then, they checked the chat:
[Supernatural Chat Group]
Jean: "This house no longer has a place for you"—? Which house? Which person?
Ningguang: If it's Ayaka's evaluation, then it must be the Kamisato home. But who has no place?
Ayaka: I believe it's Thoma.
Thoma: Correct! It must be me!
Kaeya: Oho~ Looks like Lady Ayaka already solved it.
Ayaka: Yes. From a reasonable standpoint, Thoma is the only possible one.
Lumine: But the Not-Serious Reviews are inherently unreasonable.
Nahida: The Traveler has a point.
Venti: Ehe~ very true!
Zhongli: By common rationality, the logic holds… but the light-screen rarely follows logic.
Hu Tao: Listening to you is like… listening to you. Completely useless but sounds wise.
Ei: Makes sense.
Furina: Everyone above is correct!
Ayaka froze.
Right…
She forgot.
The Not-Serious Reviews never followed common sense.
If it wasn't Thoma…
Then who?
Her…?
Her brother!?
Her lips twitched wildly.
Ayato and Thoma had also realized this.
The atmosphere suddenly grew awkward.
Then—
The light-screen flickered.
The video started.
Villa – Arthur
"Words alone won't explain this one."
"Let's follow tradition and watch the video."
He clicked.
[Video Title: Brother, Get Out]
Video Start
Epic, dramatic music played.
On screen—
Ayaka and Ayato sparred with wooden swords.
The scene was the exact same one from Ayaka's serious evaluation—
Except the music was different.
And so was Ayaka's dialogue.
[Supernatural Chat Group]
Barbara: "Brother, get out"… T-This sounds bad…
Alice: Oh my, so it's Ayato after all! Well done, Ayaka!
Aether: Kicking your own brother out… truly worthy of the Heron Princess.
Yae Miko: Little one, go ahead~ Aim for the clan head position.
Ayaka: ...
Ayato: ...
Thoma: ...
Amber: Wait! Doesn't this look familiar?
Collei: It appeared in Ayaka's serious review, didn't it?
Tighnari: Yes. Different music, so clearly different content.
Furina: This is getting interesting~
Video: Ayaka's Voice
While sparring fiercely—
"Still want milk tea??"
"Keep dreaming!"
"No more milk tea!"
"Where do you think milk tea comes from?!"
"There's NONE!"
"I can't live like this anymore!!"
"AAAAHHHH—!"
"I'm so mad—mad mad mad mad!!"
"You want milk tea?
Come and take it yourself!"
"Can't you feel how much I want you to come home!?"
Ayaka raised her wooden sword, glowing with exaggerated power effects.
Her aura surged dramatically.
"Come or don't! I don't care!"
"Goodbye!"
"THIS HOUSE NO LONGER HAS A PLACE FOR YOU!"
"AAAAHHHH—!"
She struck down with full force—
Ayato's wooden sword flew from his hands.
"This house has no place for you anymore!"
"Don't ever come back!!"
The video ended abruptly.
Leaving the entire population of Inazuma and Teyvat—
staring blankly.
That…
That was Ayaka??
And…
No place for the clan head!?
Was Ayaka…
starting a rebellion???
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