Blue Planet, Villa.
By now, Arthur had already finished editing the new video.
After uploading it, he gently spoke:
"System, sync the video to Teyvat."
The mechanical voice rang in his mind:
"Ding! Syncing…"
"Ding! Successfully synced to Teyvat."
Arthur nodded, satisfied.
With that handled, he moved on to tallying today's gains.
"System, summarize today's harvest."
"Ding! Congratulations, Host — you have obtained 2.1234 billion Emotional Points!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host — you have synchronized: [Legendary Beef Offal Technique]!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host — you have synchronized: [No-Fat Meatball]!"
"Ding! Note: Legendary Beef Offal Technique cannot be taught or copied once bound."
Both items appeared instantly in his system inventory.
Arthur raised a brow.
"Legendary Beef Offal… and No-Fat Meatball?"
So these were the rewards Keqing and Ganyu received?
Keqing — truly becoming a "Beef Offal Master."
Ganyu — ecstatic with her ultimate weight-loss miracle pill.
Arthur suddenly felt the urge to peek at Teyvat's reactions.
"System, show me how the five evaluated characters are using their rewards."
"Can do."
Five live feeds poured into his mind:
— Aether, Paimon, Amber, and Venti eating happily with the Gourmet Tablecloth.
— Jean and Barbara dual-wielding: Sword of Oathsworn Victory + enhanced Sky AK47, brutally "disciplining" Dvalin.
— Keqing presenting her legendary beef offal, Ningguang shouting "A meeting across worlds, savor the feast!"
— Ganyu nibbling mint and crying tears of joy over her figure-saving meatballs.
Arthur burst out laughing.
"Truly wonderful. My commentary really changed a lot over there…"
Jean shouting "Curry-Stick!"
Barbara's medical justice via the Sky AK47.
And Keqing… the fully awakened beef offal master.
All the classic Genshin memes, realized at last.
Only Ningguang's slogan felt slightly off…
"It's good, but honestly… still not as iconic as Keqing shouting it. After all, a certain 'Shae-Lumine' has done it before…"
He chuckled again.
Then his eyes fell on the Emotional Points.
His expression froze.
"2… billion!???"
This exceeded anything he expected.
Last time with the Mondstadt sisters, he only received 900 million.
But this time — a 2.1 billion haul?!
Terrifying.
After thinking it through, Arthur understood.
"Jean and Barbara's content last time was less."
"But Keqing and Ganyu had tons of material!"
"Eleven improper points in total…"
"Plus the 'Human Governance' discussion that shook all of Liyue…"
Given all this, the doubled emotions made perfect sense.
Which also told him:
Longer, richer character content = more Points.
Keqing and Ganyu types were goldmines.
Characters with fewer memes?
He'd need to pair them or tie them to bigger events.
Satisfied, Arthur turned to the lottery.
He now had nearly 3 billion Points — enough for two Intermediate Draws.
High-tier lottery?
A dream for later — 10 billion per draw was too insane.
He'd save up after more videos…
Especially the Seven Archon series — that would be massive.
"System, perform two Intermediate Draws."
"Ding! Drawing…"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host — 100 million RMB!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host — [Geo Archon Ability Template]!"
Arthur blinked.
"…Not bad at all."
The cash was useful — villa, cars, gourmet items — he had everything except money.
But the real treasure was:
[Geo Archon Ability Template]
A god-level power.
After all — not every Archon gets to sit in such a dignified pose atop their Statue of the Seven.
"First I got Anemo Archon… now Geo Archon?"
"Is the system mirroring my livestreams in Teyvat?"
If true — interesting.
Maybe he'd eventually collect all seven Archon templates.
He joked inwardly:
"When I get all seven… maybe I can summon Shenron."
Then he fused the Geo template.
Rock-element power surged through him.
His physical strength skyrocketed — to the point he believed he could wrestle a weaker demon god with bare hands.
He tested petrification on random villa plants.
Truly overkill — like using an Archon's might on weeds.
Still, he gained basic mastery.
"Geo is less convenient than Anemo here… but still strong."
And with that done, he returned to planning.
Five characters evaluated so far:
Aether (Traveler)
Jean
Barbara
Keqing
Ganyu
Following his pattern:
Up next — Inazuma.
"From Inazuma… the most meme-worthy candidates are:
— Raiden Shogun
— Yae Miko
— Kamisato Ayaka."
Yoimiya?
Adorable, but her only major meme was "only plays high-level games," tied to gacha.
Other characters simply lacked the material.
After all — these evaluations worked best on high-profile individuals.
Arthur refocused on the three big names.
Raiden Ei would be saved for the Archon batch.
Yae Miko? Better paired together with Ei to maximize chaos.
Which left—
Kamisato Ayaka.
"Perfect. One of the most meme-rich characters in all of Teyvat."
Kamisato Turtle.
'Meet Ayaka every week.'
Her VA's chaotic energy — Feel N~
Ayaka the yandere…
She had plenty.
He briefly considered adding Ayato, but immediately rejected it.
Ayato hated showing up publicly, and frankly…
The man had almost nothing to evaluate.
His one impressive act — smuggling rebels into Inazuma City — was only shown in a PV.
"Alright. Kamisato Ayaka it is."
He gathered materials.
When evening came, Arthur used his Legendary Beef Offal Technique to cook a meal for himself.
Delicious — but eating Keqing's version with true Teyvat flavor would be even better.
Someday, he thought.
Soon it was the next day.
He checked Emotional Points:
+60 million overnight.
Total: 160 million.
Not bad for a passive day.
Now…
It was almost noon.
Time for the fourth livestream.
Teyvat Continent
With lunchtime near, everyone already knew what that meant:
— The fourth evaluation was coming.
People across all nations set aside their work:
Aether and Paimon finished crossing Springvale and were preparing lunch with the Gourmet Tablecloth.
Jean and Barbara paused their duties.
Ningguang, Keqing, and Ganyu rested as well —
Keqing and Ningguang eating beef offal, Ganyu sadly scarfing Qingxin.
In Inazuma, Ei summoned both Miko and Kujou Sara to Tenshukaku once again.
Tension lingered after yesterday's… culinary disaster.
Even Sumeru, Fontaine, Natlan, and Snezhnaya awaited the show.
[Transcendent Chat Group]
Aether:
Hehe~ Everyone! Are you having lunch yet?
Paimon:
Hmph! We've got soooo much good food today!
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Poisoning the chat — as usual.
Others countered with their own meals.
Ayaka:
Toma prepared some pastries.
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Furina:
Little cakes~
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Navia:
Fresh macarons!
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Ganyu:
I'm not afraid anymore! I have No-Fat Meatballs! I can eat whatever I want! (Qingxin.jpg)
Keqing:
Hmph! None of that compares to my Legendary Beef Offal!
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A perfect trump card.
The group went silent for a second.
Alice:
Again??? Keqing, you really have switched careers.
Venti:
Ahh… Rex Lapis mourns the loss of a prime civil servant.
Zhongli:
…
Keqing:
What of it? A beef offal master is still honest work! And mine is LEGENDARY level!
Yanfei:
So Keqing has fully accepted her fate?
Xiangling:
If you cooked a dish fragrant enough to travel for ten miles, you'd be proud too!
Yae Miko:
A true Goddess of Beef Offal.
Keqing:
…
Aether:
Keqing, can Paimon and I come eat some too?
Paimon:
Yeah yeah! Slurrrp~
Keqing:
Of course. Just get to Liyue.
Aether:
Hehe, we're already on the way — just passed Springvale.
Jean:
Yes. The Honorary Knight and Paimon left Mondstadt yesterday.
Ningguang:
Keqing's beef offal is too tempting. Aether, I've already informed Wangshu Inn to host you both.
Aether:
Thanks~ (o▽o)ノ
Venti:
Oho? The Harbinger is coming to Liyue? Time to run everyone! (evil grin)
Alice:
Ningguang, Keqing, Ganyu, immortals — hide your Archon, or she'll assassinate him! (evil grin)
Aether:
…
Cloud Retainer:
…
Xiao:
…
Zhongli:
…
Ningguang:
Rex Lapis is the War God. None can harm him. And the Traveler is our friend — mind your jokes.
Aether:
Yes yes! I'm NOT a "walking natural disaster"!
Aether:
Ahem… anyway, guess who's up today?
As expected, everyone immediately shifted focus.
Keqing:
First Traveler, then Mondstadt, then Liyue. So today must be Inazuma, right?
Ayaka:
In… Inazuma! Me? Maybe… maybe not…?
Jean:
Likely. But not certain — he could pick someone else.
Ganyu:
If it is Inazuma, I hope it's Miko! I want to see her childhood moments!
Yae Miko:
My my~ Ganyu has learned mischief.
Kujou Sara:
If anyone is chosen, it must be the Shogun!
Thoma:
Could be my lady Ayaka~
Ayato:
Agreed.
Ayaka:
Th-this is impossible… right…?
Aether:
Hehehe… who knows~
Just then—
The Light Curtain lit up again.
Everyone fell silent.
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