I strode into the guild hall, feeling that familiar buzz in my veins from the last quest. The place was bustling with adventurers like me, swapping stories and gear. I was about to check the board for something new when that chime hit my head—ding!
[System Notification: New Quest - "Tame the Greedy Merchants." The Merchant Guild is getting greedier, hiking prices and squeezing the little guys. They're all hot milfs ready for you. Fuck them until they submit and pledge fair dealings. Rewards: 50% increase towards your next rank.]
I grinned. Perfect timing. These game rules made everything so damn easy—women in this world were all virgins, hornier than hell, and couldn't get enough of the hero. No strings, just pure fun. I adjusted my pants, already half-hard thinking about it, and headed out. The merchant guild was just across the square, a big stone building with shops lining the front.
