The moment that calm, emotionless voice rang out, every Titled Douluo present stiffened like criminals caught mid-crime.
Lin Feng had spoken.
And worse—
he had spoken while his eating time was being disturbed.
It was over.
They were doomed.
They had been too focused on venting, too caught up in their barbecue-fueled madness, and had completely forgotten—
This was Senior's territory.
This place had rules.
"What happened?"
Before anyone could kneel down in panic, a clear, pleasant voice broke the tension.
Bibi Dong approached gracefully, one hand holding a glass of beer, the other holding a perfectly grilled skewer—crisp outside, juicy inside, glistening with light.
Hu Liena, Zhu Zhuqing, and Zhuyun followed behind her, all wearing looks of confusion.
They had been too engrossed in enjoying the food Lin Feng himself grilled.
They had no idea what the old men outside were doing.
Lin Feng honestly also had no idea.
He had been immersed in beer and barbecue heaven, and truly couldn't spare any brain cells to care about the screams of those rookie grillers.
He glanced over the chaotic scene… then his gaze paused on the two culprits.
Bone Douluo—hunched, clutching his crotch, pale as paper.
Devil Bear Douluo—frozen mid-escape, fear plastered across his face.
Lin Feng raised his chin.
"Explain."
"Senior!!"
Bone Douluo almost cried with relief.
He limped over with a… unique posture, tears shimmering in his eyes.
"You must uphold justice for me!"
He pointed at Devil Bear Douluo like a victim pointing out his attacker.
"This Devil Bear is inhuman! He… he used an evil, cruel, shameless technique on me!"
"He wants me to die without descendants!!"
Bibi Dong and the three girls paused mid-breath.
Their gazes lowered—
to Bone Douluo's hand clutching his crotch.
Their expressions instantly shifted into a mix of embarrassment and pure disdain.
"Senior, don't listen to his nonsense!"
Devil Bear Douluo rushed over anxiously.
"He stole my food first! I worked all night for that skewer! I hadn't even tasted it before he snatched it! I was just too angry!"
One claimed the other wasn't human.
The other claimed the other was a thief.
Between the two of them yelling over each other, the entire sequence of events was laid bare in under ten seconds.
Bibi Dong and the girls were stunned at first—
Then their faces twisted into something even more special.
Scorn.
Naked, undisguised scorn.
Bibi Dong tilted her wine glass gently, staring at the golden liquid, and let out a very soft, very disdainful scoff.
Her purple eyes swept across the dust-covered, ash-stained Titled Douluo.
"For a skewer."
Her voice wasn't loud, but every word struck the crowd like lightning.
"More than a dozen Titled Douluo—the Elders and Worshippers of Spirit Hall, each capable of shaking a region with one stomp—"
"And here you are, fighting like a bunch of street hooligans."
She paused deliberately, her cold gaze sliding from Bone Douluo to Devil Bear Douluo…
…then back to the region both were clutching in shame.
"And even using such… indecent methods."
Every Titled Douluo lowered their heads in unison.
Their faces turned red—
a color no one had seen on them in decades.
Under this suffocating silence, Bibi Dong raised her skewer slowly.
She parted her cherry lips, elegantly bit off a small piece of meat—
"Szzzzz—"
The crisp sound rang out like thunder at this moment.
Every old monster present swallowed involuntarily.
Bibi Dong chewed slowly, blissfully, fully savoring the taste.
She looked as if she were tasting celestial ambrosia.
She swallowed… then glanced at the pathetic group of "chefs" who couldn't even grill a skewer.
And delivered the killing blow.
"I am ashamed on your behalf."
"BOOM—!"
It was like an invisible Clear Sky Hammer smashed straight into their souls.
The Titled Douluo's eyes widened in indignation.
Ashamed?
Do you think we WANT to be ashamed?!
If you're so capable, stop eating the skewers Senior grilled!
Come grill them yourself!
Let's see who cries first!
You… cripple who twists spirits like wet rags—how much better can you be?!
Their hearts burned with a mix of fury, humiliation, and deep, deep jealousy.
Lin Feng finally spoke.
His tone was quiet.
Flat.
Completely unbothered.
"So."
"One stole food."
"The other used a dirty move."
He summarized everything cleanly.
"Senior! That's not it!"
Devil Bear Douluo panicked.
"He snatched my skewer! I grilled all night for that one! I hadn't even tasted it!"
"Utter nonsense!" Bone Douluo screeched like a duck, "If you knew how to grill, that skewer would've turned into charcoal by now! I was helping you cut your losses!"
"Cut your grandma's leg!"
"You shameless crotch-grabbing bear!"
The two were about to explode again when—
"Shut up."
Lin Feng spoke lightly.
Instant silence.
Both froze like chickens with their beaks pinched shut—faces red, but not daring to utter even a breath.
Lin Feng tapped the table lightly.
Thump. Thump.
Every tap echoed in their hearts like a drum.
"My restaurant values fairness."
His gaze fell on Bone Douluo.
"Gu Rong."
Bone Douluo jolted.
"You snatched Devil Bear's food. That is the cause."
Then Lin Feng looked at Devil Bear.
"You retaliated excessively. That is the effect."
"But this effect went a bit too far."
Bone Douluo's eyes lit with anticipation.
Devil Bear Douluo's face turned into a dried plum.
Lin Feng continued calmly.
"So—"
"That 'cause' must be returned."
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