Kaguya Ōtsutsuki also looked stunned.
"This scroll is clearly something foreign as well… I wonder if it came from my homeland."
"But even back home, I never heard of anything like this."
"Could it be from a plane even more mysterious than my homeland?"
Everyone in the chat was also arguing heatedly about it.
[Chiyo: So that means that guy, the Fourth Raikage, will still get that disgusting 100%-hit Thousand Years of Death jutsu?]
[Second Hokage Tobirama Senju @ Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi @ Danzō: I trust I don't need to repeat myself.]
[Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi: Don't worry, Sensei. I'll get it done.]
[Danzō: Thank you for the opportunity, Sensei.]
[Madara Uchiha: Hashirama, aren't you going to rein in your little brother?]
[First Hokage Hashirama Senju: Madara, I agree with my little brother. What, you want to get hit by Thousand Years of Death?]
[Madara Uchiha: I don't want to. I'm just not afraid. I don't believe that even with Lightning Release added, that move can break through my Perfect Susanoo.]
Madara felt just the tiniest bit guilty saying that.
Even he wasn't sure why.
[Tsunade @ Fourth Raikage A: The last clip showed you getting your face slapped over speed by our Fourth Hokage. This one's probably going to slap you over strength—my specialty~]
[Fourth Raikage A: Even if the scroll is targeting me, the fact that I can get a 100%-hit Thousand Years of Death that everyone fears makes it worth it. This is the treatment of the strong!]
[Mabui: Lord Raikage, I'm begging you—stop joking around with everyone.]
A smidge of hesitation flashed across A's face, then he finally spoke up in the group.
[Fourth Raikage A @ Everyone: That's right, I am just joking with you all. Happy now? Hahaha!]
Even though A claimed he was "just joking"—
Once everyone realized he would still receive that 100%-accurate Thousand Years of Death—
The entire chat fell into a tense, hostile, and heavily guarded attitude toward the Hidden Cloud and the Fourth Raikage.
Until the footage moved again.
"Fourth Raikage vs. Fifth Hokage" began to play.
[Inside a tavern, Tsunade sat slightly drunk, staring at the Raikage across from her.]
[The Fourth Raikage A looked at her seriously. "If you don't agree to come with me, then I'll take you by force if I have to."]
...
Quite a few male shinobi stared wide-eyed.
Because—
Even at fifty, Tsunade was… very impressive.
Of course—
Those who knew her only dared think this in their hearts. No one had the guts to type it out in the chat.
[Mito Uzumaki @ Fourth Raikage A: You shameless old man. Where exactly are you trying to take my granddaughter?]
[First Hokage Hashirama Senju @ Fourth Raikage A: Be honest—what were you planning to do with my granddaughter?]
[Second Hokage Tobirama Senju @ Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi @ Danzō: Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely—you two will send him to the Pure Land. You have three days.]
[Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi @ Fourth Raikage A: I didn't expect this of you.]
[Danzō @ Second Hokage Tobirama Senju: Don't worry, Sensei. If he's planning to do something filthy to the princess of the Senju clan, I'll definitely act.]
[Jiraiya @ Tsunade: Tsunade, is this why you've always rejected me? Did he…?]
[Tsunade @ Jiraiya: You looking for death?]
[Third Tsuchikage Ōnoki @ Fourth Raikage A: So I misjudged you all this time. Didn't realize you were that kind of man.]
[Chiyo @ Fourth Raikage A: No wonder you wanted a custom spiked club for each of us. Turns out you were disgusting from the start.]
[Killer Bee: Big Bro is not that kind of man! Yaa-ho! Pop the jaw, yo!]
[Fourth Raikage A @ Everyone: What are you all thinking? I went there to ask Tsunade to heal my comrade.]
[Ayama @ Everyone: Lord Raikage isn't lying. I was there at the time. We went to see Lady Tsunade because we wanted her help treating my comrade, Karui.]
(TN: "阿依玛 / Ayi Ma" and "卡莱伊 / Kalei" are presumably Cloud med-nin; using Ayama/Kalei as approximations.)
[Kalei @ Everyone: I'm truly grateful Lady Tsunade saved my life back then.]
[Shizune: First Hokage-sama, Second Hokage-sama, it really was as Lord Raikage said.]
[First Hokage Hashirama Senju: So that's how it is. Even so, you were way too rude—talking like that to my little Tsunade. @ Fourth Raikage A]
[Second Hokage Tobirama Senju @ Shizune: You're the one always following Tsunade around holding a pig, right?]
[Shizune: Yes, Lord Second.]
[Second Hokage Tobirama Senju: So you're a Leaf kunoichi too, right?]
[Shizune: Yes, Lord Second.]
Shizune was completely confused.
She had no idea where Tobirama was going with this.
[Second Hokage Tobirama Senju: Since you're from Konoha—and that Fourth Raikage guy wants to commission a custom spiked club for you—how can you still call him "Lord" Raikage? @ Tsunade, little Tsunade, discipline your subordinate.]
[Shizune: I'm sorry, Lord Second. I was wrong.]
[Fifth Mizukage Mei Terumi @ Tsunade: Old woman, look at you—dressed like that at your age, pretending to be young. Don't you feel any shame?]
[Tsunade: Childish brat! Are you really that jealous just because I'm older than you? So jealous you have to butt heads with me all the time?]
[Mei Terumi: Jealous? Don't be ridiculous. You think I'd be jealous of an old lady like you?]
[Tsunade: Jealous or not, the fact remains—I'm older than you.]
[...]
While Mei and Tsunade were sniping at each other—
The footage continued.
[Tsunade: "Oh? By force? Who do you think you're talking to? I'll make you regret it."]
[Fourth Raikage A: "I'll be waiting in the yard out back." With that, he turned and left.]
[Out back, the Fourth Raikage stood waiting. He waited through pouring rain, and stayed there until dawn.]
...
[Ayama @ Fourth Raikage A: I'm sorry, Lord Raikage. It was my lack of medical skill that caused you so much trouble.]
[Kalei @ Ayama: It's not your fault. @ Fourth Raikage A: Lord Raikage, I'm sorry. This happened because I was too weak.]
[Fourth Raikage A: You're my comrades. As Raikage, that's just what I'm supposed to do. But man, thinking back on what happened still pisses me off!]
[First Hokage Hashirama Senju: If your village's med-nin aren't up to the task, that doesn't mean my Tsunade is obligated to help you.]
[Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi: If I remember correctly, your village once tried to kidnap the Hyūga's Byakugan, didn't you?]
[First Hokage Hashirama Senju: What?! The Cloud actually moved against Konoha, and for the Byakugan no less? You've got guts.]
[Second Hokage Tobirama Senju: Hidden Cloud, Fourth Raikage A—so you've wanted to be enemies with the Leaf for a long time now.]
[Kushina Uzumaki @ Naruto Uzumaki: That incident may be in the past, but you still have to protect your wife. Always stay wary of the Cloud—they might try to steal her Byakugan.]
[Hinata Hyuga: I'll protect myself too. I don't want to hold Naruto-kun back.]
[Naruto Uzumaki @ Hinata Hyuga: I don't know exactly what happened back then, but I'll protect your eyes. I won't let the Fourth Raikage or the Cloud get what they want!]
[Hinata Hyuga: Naruto-kun…]
[Fourth Raikage A @ Third Hokage Hiruzen: That matter was resolved long ago. It's not appropriate to drag it back up on purpose, is it?]
[All members of the Hyūga clan @ Fourth Raikage A: We all remember what happened back then.]
...
The footage continued.
[Then…]
[The Fourth Raikage bellowed in rage: "That damned woman!!!"]
[After yelling, he stormed back into the tavern and found Tsunade snoozing on the table. Furious, he barked, "Tsunade, you dare stand me up? I won't let this slide. Get up! Fight me!"]
[Tsunade woke up, blearily blinking at A. "Who are you?"]
[The ninja behind the Raikage, Ayama, wiped cold sweat and whispered, "L-Lord Raikage of the Hidden Cloud…"]
["Ah!???"]
[Shizune, standing to the side, was completely stunned.]
[Tsunade stared blankly for a moment, then burst out laughing. "Oh, so we've got a big shot here."]
[The Fourth Raikage growled, "I told you all this yesterday!"]
[Tsunade waved her hand apologetically. "Don't be mad, don't be mad. How about we make a bet?"]
...
[First Hokage Hashirama Senju: Hahaha! Little Tsunade, you really haven't changed at all.]
[Mito Uzumaki @ Hashirama: You've got some nerve laughing. She's only like that because you spoiled her.]
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