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Sea God Island.
Sea Woman City.
A beautiful mermaid woke up and opened her eyes. She had a magnificent fishtail, a pair of large sky-blue eyes, and an exquisite face. Her upper body was that of a human, while her lower body was a fishtail. She was the Lord of Sea Woman City, Sea Maiden Douluo.
Welcome to the loving and killing family chat group.
"Hmm? A chat group?"
Sea Maiden Douluo looked at the Jade Mirror that had suddenly appeared in her hand, feeling quite curious.
"Eh? High Priestess?"
As soon as Sea Maiden Douluo clicked in to inspect the chat, she saw someone named Bo Saixi inside. She wondered if this could really be the High Priestess of Sea God Island.
Shui Bing'er: Huo Wu?
Huo Wu: Shui Bing'er, Shui Yue'er, why are you guys here?
Shui Yue'er: We were just a tiny bit earlier than you, but it seems it was just the right amount of early. The rewards have already been distributed.
Huo Wu: ???
"Wait, what?"
At Blazing Academy, Huo Wu glanced at the messages above and was completely stunned. They were actually distributing rewards in this chat group? That was so frustrating!
Huo Wu: Dammit! Shui Yue'er, you brat, did you not wash your hands after going to the toilet? You snatched so many rewards right after coming in!
Shui Yue'er: You don't even have the strength to curse. Go get out of bed and eat some late-night snacks first!
Back on Sea God Island, Sea Maiden Douluo was reading through the chat history. As she read, she became completely dazed. Good heavens, was the High Priestess actually Blind Douluo? This was interesting, truly interesting.
"Wait!"
Sea Maiden Douluo was suddenly startled. Was the High Priestess actually planning to flee?
"Eh?"
Sea Maiden Douluo became even more confused as she continued reading. A mermaid? Singing and dancing?
"Wait, what? I hadn't even entered the chat yet, and you've already arranged things for me?"
Meanwhile, let's look at what was happening on the other side. Things were quite miserable for Yu Xiaogang!
Inside a hotel, a dark shadow sneaked in secretly, heading straight for Yu Xiaogang's room.
However, once the masked man in black sneaked into Yu Xiaogang's room, he gently pulled back Yu Xiaogang's quilt to take a look. Instantly, his pupils dilated, and he was completely dumbfounded and shocked.
"Nothing? How can this be... how can this be..."
This masked man in black was Snake Lance Douluo, who had rushed over from Heaven Dou City a few days ago. His mission was to castrate Yu Xiaogang. He had originally planned to strike at Shrek Academy tonight, but Yu Xiaogang's group had left together during the day. Snake Lance Douluo could only follow them secretly all the way, looking for another opportunity to strike.
Who would have thought that Yu Xiaogang actually didn't have it? He actually didn't have it at all!
"How am I supposed to complete the mission now?"
Snake Lance Douluo was truly stunned. His Young Lord was so angry, and he had rushed here so urgently, following them all day. Yet Yu Xiaogang actually didn't have the thing he came to cut off?
"You fucking treated me like this? This makes me so angry!"
Whoosh!
Snake Lance Douluo directly summoned his Tool Spirit, the Snake Lance, and aimed it right at Yu Xiaogang's backside.
Wait!
Just as Snake Lance Douluo was about to strike, he hurriedly shook his head. If he did this with his Spirit weapon, how could he look at his Spirit normally in the future? It would change his weapon from a physical attack to a magic attack!
Snake Lance Douluo looked around the room and saw a wooden round stool. He directly picked it up, snapped off one of the stool legs, and aimed it straight at Yu Xiaogang's backside.
Stab!
Twist!
"Argh!!"
A scream like a slaughtered pig instantly spread through the hotel and throughout the small town along the road between Heaven Dou City and Suotuo City.
Bang!
The door was instantly burst open. Flender was the first to rush in, only to see a scene he would never forget for the rest of his life.
Yu Xiaogang was lying on the bed with his buttocks sticking up in the air, and a wooden stool leg was standing upright out of his backside.
Immediately after, Zhao Wuji and several other teachers from Shrek, as well as Tang San, Dai Mubai, and the others, also rushed over upon hearing the awful sound.
After the group entered the room, their eyes nearly popped out of their heads one by one.
Holy shit! What the fuck was going on here?
Everyone felt their backsides tighten in fear. This scene was simply too terrifying to look at!
"Xiaogang!" Flender rushed forward in pain, his eyes full of heartache and anger.
"Teacher!" Tang San also rushed forward. Only then did he see the situation clearly, and it was exactly as terrible as they had imagined! Truly, his teacher's backside had fallen.
Zhao Wuji wanted to laugh a bit, but he suppressed it as he looked at Flender and shouted, "Flender, don't just stand there! Hurry up and pull it out! Little Ao, hurry up and make a Healing Recovery Sausage for Yu Xiaogang to eat!"
Oscar, whose own backside was already tight with fear, nearly fell back on his butt in shock upon hearing Zhao Wuji's words. Teacher Zhao, you have to have a conscience in what you do! Have some conscience!
Shhh!
Flender hurriedly pulled the stool leg out, threw it aside, and turned his head to Oscar, shouting, "Little Ao, hurry up with a Healing Recovery Sausage!"
Oscar was almost moved to tears by the absolute madness of the situation.
"I have a big sausage!"
Oscar gritted his teeth and used his Spirit Ability to create the Healing Recovery Sausage. Then he turned and grabbed Dai Mubai's arm, saying, "Boss Dai, I was wrong! I was really wrong! I will definitely be a good person in the future! I never want to use such a wretched Spirit incantation again!"
Zhao Wuji was quick-handed. He grabbed the Healing Recovery Sausage from Oscar and shoved it directly into Yu Xiaogang's mouth.
"Yu Xiaogang, eat quickly!"
"Wuu?"
Yu Xiaogang's eyes were already blood-red from the sheer pain. Now that Zhao Wuji had directly used a Healing Recovery Sausage to poke the back of his throat, tears were forced out of his eyes.
"Zhao Wuji, I hate you!" he thought in agony.
Seeing this scene, Dai Mubai's mouth twitched, and his gaze became complicated. No one learns the good things, but everyone plays with the bad things. Isn't this just the same move Su Yan used to poke Tang San back then?
"Zhao Wuji, be gentler!"
Flender was also speechless. He pushed Zhao Wuji aside and reached out to pull the Healing Recovery Sausage out of Yu Xiaogang's throat a little bit.
"Xiaogang, eat slowly and stabilize your injuries first."
A short while later, seeing that Yu Xiaogang had finally caught his breath, the group began to ask questions.
"Xiaogang, what exactly happened here?" Flender asked carefully.
"Teacher, what is the meaning of this?" Tang San asked with deep concern.
Ma Hongjun scratched his head and muttered quietly, "In the middle of the night, were you trying to find an alternative path?"
Flender turned around and glared fiercely at Ma Hongjun. "Shut up!"
Yu Xiaogang, with a face full of complete agony and humiliation, gritted his teeth and said, "Dammit! Su Yan, I swear I will kill you! I will definitely make you pay back this blood debt in blood!"
"Uh..."
Hearing this name, everyone's expressions became somewhat complicated.
Su Yan again? Why did this feel completely off?
Flender's expression froze as he asked, "Xiaogang, did you actually see Su Yan do this to you?"
Tang San also spoke up seriously, "Teacher, did you see the person clearly this time?"
Yu Xiaogang shook his head slightly and replied through gritted teeth, "No, after I was woken up by the pain, I only saw a dark shadow running out the window. But I am certain this person is definitely Su Yan! It is definitely him! In all my years wandering outside, I, Yu Xiaogang, only have Su Yan as a true enemy!"
Zhao Wuji shook his head helplessly, looked at Flender, and said, "Flender, you were following along with us this time. You won't say I was just watching helplessly now, right?"
Flender's face was grim. After thinking for a moment, he looked at Yu Xiaogang and asked, "Xiaogang, what kind of grudge do you and this Su Yan actually have between you two?"