"What the hell is this?! 'Kars is doing well in the Capital, don't worry'? Is that what I asked?!"
At Eientei, Kaguya Houraisan was fuming over the reply from the Moon. She had asked when her husband was coming back to Gensokyo, and they sent back this vague nonsense.
"Princess, I think you should see these," Eirin Yagokoro said with a complicated expression, handing over several photographs.
Kaguya froze. The woman in the photos was her mother, Lord Tsukuyomi. In the pictures, a naked Tsukuyomi was caught in the middle of intense sex with Kars.
"What... what is going on?! The Watatsuki sisters said he was just visiting! How did he end up in bed with my mother?!"
The sight of her lover having passionate sex with her own mother was mind-breaking. Not only that, she saw various Lunar Sages—women she used to find insufferable—behaving like common sluts in the background.
"There's a video, too," Eirin added, handing her a tablet.
The screen showed Tsukuyomi arched on a bed, her butt wiggling for the camera while Kars hammered her from behind. Her moans were loud and uninhibited.
"Ahhh~ Kaguya... it's Mother. It's been a while since we spoke. Kars told me a mother and daughter shouldn't stay estranged... Ahhh! No... Kars, I'm recording a video! If you keep hitting my pussy like that... I can't think... my brain is melting..."
"This is fine," Kars's voice came from off-screen. "Kaguya should see how much we love each other."
"I suppose... Ohhh~ anyway, thank you, Kaguya... The Watatsuki sisters told me how you let Kars come to the Moon. Because of that, I met the most incredible man... he reminded me what it means to be a woman. I love his meat so much... I'm one of his wives now. The Capital is his paradise... Come visit us sometime... and... ah! One more thing..."
Tsukuyomi stroked her belly with a look of maternal bliss. "I'm pregnant. You're going to be a big sister. Isn't it wonderful to have a new family member?"
Wonderful? Like hell it was! Kaguya threw the tablet onto the floor. Those hags were stealing her husband, using his cock, and then thanking her for it! It was the ultimate insult!
"Eirin! Prepare the ship! We're going to the Moon! I'm going to kill those bitches!"
"Princess, calm down. That's impossible." Eirin knew a frontal assault would only lead to Tsukuyomi complaining to Kars, making things worse.
"It is infuriating," Yukari Yakumo said, appearing halfway out of a gap. "I thought Tsukuyomi was a cold, emotionless woman. Turns out she's just a repressed nymphomaniac."
"Whatever she is, she has our man. We can't let this continue. Even if it means war, we won't back down."
"War is the stupidest way," Eirin corrected. "Kars loves his Moon Rabbit army now. If we hurt them, he'll be heartbroken. We have to win him back by showing him who provides the best pleasure."
"True," Yukari smiled. "If it's a contest of seduction, we have the advantage. We have every type of girl here. Those Moon women won't stand a chance."