Let's fix the Tournament » (fvdv123) When the Old Guy thought he won the prize, he got shocked into another universe and has to start all over. It begins at the start of the fourth year, we can and will use cliches, self-insert, Harry/Multi/Multi yes, he is finally going over the top. This is the second part of Let's fix the Multiverse
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 11, words: 60k+, favs: 788, follows: 603, updated: May 15, 2021 published: Apr 4, 2021, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G.
Chapter 1
Disclaimer:
J.K., Sorry dear, I could not help it, the tournament has to be fixed. We can't leave Harry with those people without our support. He needs us, do not worry Old Guy will fix it quick. Without getting paid even.
This is a sequel from I'm Harry? Lets fix this mess.
Previous:
"Hermoine, if you are not ready, we can wait, you know that do you? There are a lot of other things we can do." Oh fuck I hope she doesn't think about that whip.
Hermoine: "No Harry, it will happen today, Tonks and Hestia are eager to make love to you, and I am sure Tracey and Daphne too." I swallowed, I have to do five today? Was Viagra invented already?
Susan: "We want it to but not now, in our vacation in France probably."
"Just say when loves." Keep acting cool dumb ass, use enough quotes from those trashy novels and we are good.
I lay in bed on the covers, surrounded by my wives, Hermoine was nervous, Tonksie and Hestia coaching her.
"Daphne and Tracey, can you prepare Hermoine please, those boobs and her pussy needs attention."
Make it a group effort, it is better than ten girls watching me, Daphne and Tracey were happy to play along, "Don't forget Tonksie and Hestia dears, I will help with them."
When the warm-up was over I lay down and pulled Hermoine on top of me, we started kissing.
"Cowgirl style love, go at your own pace, you can go as fast and slow as you want to."
Tonksie and Hestia positioned themselves beside Hermoine. Tonksie grabbed little Harry and guided him to Hermoine's 'cave of wonders' Hestia guiding Hermoine.
When little Harry glided in, suddenly two paddles appeared. A voice yelled, "Clear!" And I got a god-dammed electric shock, again "Clear!" With a higher voltage this time. Everything went black.
When I opened my eyes I heard a voice call out: "Harry Potter!" I looked around, I sat at the bloody Gryffindors table, Ron and Hermoine in front of me, I looked up, again Bloody fucking hell? Dumbledore stood there with a paper slip in his hand, next to a cup with blue flames… ... "SON OFF A BITCH!"
On another plane, Harry was concentrating on not cumming too fast 'thanks old guy, thanks old guy, oh god this feels great, thanks, old guy, thanks old guy,' while he was shagging Hermoine.
1 Another bloody Prophesy.
Goat God bloody fuck! How the hell did I end up here? I was going to shag Hermione! I needed that shag! I earned that shag! Is this going to start all over again? If they are thinking I am going to entertain those idiots by facing a fucking dragon, then they need to wake up.
"Who the bloody hell put my name in that stupid cup?"
Dumbledore: "Harry Potter, get up my boy, your name came out, go to the other champions."
"Sir I did not put my name in that cup, so I am not obligated to compete."
Dumbledore: "My boy, everyone whose name comes out the cup has to compete, now go to the back chamber." That stupid naffer is enjoying himself at my expense. I scanned the tables and found just the girl I needed. She was sitting on the way to the chamber too. While I passed her I lowered my head to hers and whispered.
"Miss Susan Bones, contact your aunt Madam Bones and ask her to come here immediately with some Aurors, ask your house-elf to deliver the message. Our houses were allies once, I need this boon from you."
When I passed the teacher's table a hoarse voice sounded through the great hall.
The Master of Death walks the planes again.
Righting the wrongs.
Punishing the Cowards and the Fraud.
Leaving Love behind and finding new.
Saving the Hopeless is his destiny.
Time is short for the Stranger is waiting.
The Master of Death walks the planes again.
Great Goat God be dammed! A bloody another one? I saw Dumbledore caressing his wand with shiny eyes. Now is he going to come after my cloak? I have to act fast or I'm a goner.
Slowly I made my way to the back chamber, entering I sat down on a chair, closed my eyes, and tried to get local Harry's memories. This one had it not as bad as the previous Harry, mainly starving and an occasional beating, only a few broken bones. I sighed, apparently, they had to jump-start my body and I switched universes? Do I have to do the song and dance all over again?
Curious the other champions were looking at me, the officials came in followed by the headmasters.
Bagman: "Extraordinary, lady and gentlemen, may I present our fourth champion."
"Fuck you meatball, I am not a champion, you can take this tournament and shove it where the sun doesn't shine."
Dumbledore rushed at me, took me by the shoulders and looked me in the eyes: "Harry my boy, did you put your name in the goblet?" Now I had enough, that creep was trying to legilimence me. Well, let him feel I had a black belt in karate, some experience in judo and aikido, a punch in his throat, a kick to his nuts, concentrating hard I summoned his Hallow wand "Mine!" And gave him a knee in his face.
I grabbed him, turned him between me and the crowd, jabbed my wand in his ear and yelled.
"STOP IT! Someone call the Aurors, this bastard tried to read my mind I want him arrested, and this farce of a tournament needs to be stopped."
Snape: "POTTER! Release the headmaster at once, I have you expelled for this, you are just as arrogant as your father."
"Snape of House Prince, if you are still here in this school by tomorrow, you won't like what I will do, so shut the fuck up."
McGonagall: "Mr. Potter, you assaulted your headmaster, this is a criminal act, you will face harsh punishment. Release him at once!"
"I am assaulted by this old goat for years mam, by you too, you dropped me off at my magic hating relatives and never checked up on me. I have been harshly punished my whole life, so shut up bitch."
Moody, thought it was his turn to comment: "Boy release the headmaster, let the Aurors sort it out. He is wounded and needs treatment."
"Fuck him naffer, I got beat up ten times worse at my relatives, and nobody came to treat me. I have enough of this world. If it wasn't this half-blood goat, then it was that half-blood Voldemort, why are you cringing one eye? Afraid of his name? It is just an anagram of his true name, Tom Marvolo Riddle, son of a squib and a muggle, pretending to be a pure-blood. And those idiots were licking his shoes like the dogs they are. Ask Snape over there, or Igor over there, they used to lick his feet too."
Dumbledore began to recuperate, a quick elbow to his head and I won a half-hour, enough for the Aurors to come over.
"Did someone call the Aurors? This is a crime scene and I need to see the Aurors here. Nobody? One eye, what are the procedures for a case like this, when a minor ask for Aurors at a crime scene? Madam Mac Useless?" Snape fired a stunner at me, poor sod thought I was distracted, I lifted Dumbledore up and let him receive the stunner. Fine a worry less, only he became heavy, I dragged him in a chair with me behind it.
"Assaulting a minor Snape? Are we back in time where you assaulted and raped minors on a daily basis? Missing the good old death-eaters time? Were you present there at the world cup?" there was a commotion at the door.
Madam Bones: "Let me pass or get arrested Hagrid, I don't care what Dumbledore said, now move."
Madam Bones entered the chamber with four Aurors. She looked around, watched me holding an unconscious Dumbledore at wand point.
Madam Bones: "Mr. Potter, you better have a good story for this. Why did you send for me?"
"Madam Bones, I am under attack by forces of the light and the dark side of this rotten community. Dumbledore used legilimency on me today and repeatedly in the past, so did Snape, they do it all the time on normal's and half-bloods. Today they even force me to compete in this bloody tri-wizard tournament."
Snape: "I did not use legilimency on you, Potter." I raised my wand, I love the oaths, they are scared shitless of them.
"I Harry James Potter have been legilimensed by Snape and Dumbledore repeatedly. So mote it be. Lumos." Well… it still lighted up.
"Now you Snape, an oath that you never used it on me and other students, come on, on your life, being a half-blood you will survive the normal world without magic. Madam Bones, can you and your Aurors take your wands in your hands?" they did so, Madam Bones was curious.
Bones: "Why? Mr. Potter?" I pointed my hallow wand to Moody and said:
"Because this impostors polyjuice is nearly worked off." And acciod his wand to me, then his wooden leg with my other wand. Barty wanted to make a run for it, a quick kick to his nuts convinced him otherwise. Every man who has his balls kicked can testify that it will immobilize you for minutes, they are easy targets, and it gives you a chance to finish him without any danger.
"Then cast a finite on that idiot with that insulting mustache on his face, he is under the imperious curse, you can see it, with those glassy eyes it is easy to spot. If you inspect that hip flask you notice it contains polyjuice." The Aurors woke up and inspected the hip flask.
Auror one: "Polyjuice Madam bones." Auror two cast a finite on senior, who snapped out of his curse.
"Hello Crouch Senior, if you wait for a moment your son will gain his normal looks again. Maybe you can ask for a family room in Askaban." and I disarmed him too. Hey, I was getting good at this.
"Maybe you better call for backup madam Bones, you have four criminals here, Cedric, do a body bind on this Crouch, Aurors three and four, arrest Snape for using legilimency on the students. And you there, fat meatball, is there a way to cancel this joke of a tournament?"
Madam Bones activated a trinket and told me backup was on the way.
McGonagall tried to come closer to enervate Dumbledore, I pointed my wand at her and told her to not even try it or she could also ask for a double room in Askaban for child abuse. Hey, I was getting my humor back.
"Madam Bones can you do a messenger Patronus? If yes, can you send one to Croaker from the DOM, to come here as soon as possible with helpers? There are some issues here he needs to know." we better clean this mess fast, before that ugly baby gets a chance to run away with the rat. She cast the Patronus with the message and then looked at me,
Madam Bones: "This all is highly unusual Mr. Potter, care to explain?" Let us bullshit through this again.
"I heard some older students talking about occlumency and legilimency, what they were and how you feel it was used on you, and then I realized Snape and the old goat did it regularly on me. I have a map of Hogwarts with all occupants named on it, I saw at dinner that there were two Barty Crouches and that Moody was in the defense room, while I saw him sitting there on the table with Barty Crouch name.
In my second year, I witnessed polyjuice and got familiar with the smell, the same smell that comes from his hip flask. When my name came out that blasted goblet I knew I have another year of misery.
Dumbledore trying to do legilimency on me was the last straw so I snapped."
Junior started to change back to his death-eater self. Gasps from all around, he was supposed to be dead for years.
"Search him, he has several items on him to escape." he was slowly recuperating from the kick to his balls, meh, I just gave him another dose.
Madam Bones: "Mr. Potter, you can't kick an arrested man, this is against the law and can get you arrested."
"Well Madam Bones, then it is a good thing you haven't got him officially arrested, for all I know I just kicked a corpse that was lying here rotting. And you have yet to arrest and search him." Hey, it was getting fun again.
Madam bones: "I will if you stop kicking him then, Dawlish strip search him, check for port keys and second wands, monitoring charms, tracking charm, the works."
"Madam Bones, notify the minister of magic that if he set a dementor on Junior before the trial, I will personally make certain he will go to Askaban. I haven't forgotten his stunt a few months back where he arrested innocent people and wanted to set a dementor at my godfather Lord Sirius Black."
Madam Bones: "Mr. Potter, Sirius Black is not a Lord, he is a convicted criminal who escaped Askaban."
"Madam Bones, Lord Sirius Black is first, innocent of the crimes he is accused of, second, he is never convicted of any crimes, because Dumbledore and Crouch here threw him in Askaban without a trial, a trial that would prove he was innocent. Third, Fudge knows all that, because he is helping Malfoy committing line theft of House Black. Lord Sirius Black could never betray me because he is my godfather by ritual, if he had, he would be dead. With Sirius Black dead Malfoy Junior would have a claim at the lordship of House Black." I pointed to Dumbledore slapped him and continued.
"This old goat here knew it all and did nothing, he was the one casting the fidelius on the Potter's cottage, he was the one suggesting Pettigrew as secret keeper, he even knew Pettigrew is a death eater. There is a prophecy about me and Voldemort, and this old goat is doing his best to let it end as he wants it. Voldemort and me dead, and old goat once again the hero."
Madam Bones: "Is there any proof for these accusations? These are serious claims you put forward and can get you on trial for slandering Dumbledore's honor."
"Madam, that old goat doesn't have honor, so I can not slander it. He let Hagrid take me from the cottage moments after Voldemort is gone, how did Dumbledore know I was still alive? Instead of delivering me to my godparents Lord Black or Lady Longbottom, who are my rightful guardians, he decides to drop me off at my mothers' sister, who by the way, hates me and magic with a passion.
Dumbledore, Hagrid and McGonagall dropped me on the doorstep of my aunt and left, the bastards didn't even ring the fucking doorbell. They found me half frozen the next morning in a basket on their doorstep with a letter.
Next, Dumbledore blocks my parents' will, because it says who was the secret keeper and who cast it. He gets Sirius arrested, and I wouldn't be surprised being responsible for letting the Longbottom's getting attacked. Then he claims my guardianship for himself and let me get abused by my relatives for thirteen years. With me dead, he can claim my vaults as the guardian. What do you think? Does he have honor? Ask McGonagall if I am lying about dropping me at a doorstep."
Madam Bones looks at McGonagall: "Please tell me that it isn't true? You drop an Heir of a Most Ancient and Most Noble House on a doorstep of a muggles house in November like a piece of garbage?" McGonagall didn't know what to say or do, summing it up like this, it was a major crime she committed.
McGonagall: "Dumbledore said it was for the best, he would be safe there and taken care of. He would see to that himself."
"That old goat made sure I was treated badly, any complaints were obliviated, I told my teacher once that they beat and starve me, two days later I had another teacher. A neighbor watched me getting beaten and yelled at my uncle he was going to report him with childcare, he was the next day talking friendly with the same uncle. So what do child abusers do when they know they can get away with it? Yes, you guess it right, they doubled their efforts. And you knew it to you bitch, the letter from Hogwarts was send to the cupboard under the stairs."
I was ranting again, anyway, the champions were standing there with their mouths wide open, the headmasters from Durmstrang and Beauxbatons witnessed me promoting Hogwarts into the ground, and the Aurors were afraid to do anything seeking guidance from Bones.
Back up came in, four Aurors and four unspeakables, I recognized Croaker.
Croaker: "What is going on here Amelia? This is highly unusual we get called here in Hogwarts."
Bones: "Sall, we have a heap of dragon dung here. Barty Crouch Junior was using polyjuice to impersonate Moody, Barty Crouch senior was under the imperius curse, young Heir Potter was attacked by Dumbledore with legilimency, he is also selected as the fourth champion in a tri-wizard tournament.
He also claims Dumbledore is responsible for several other crimes."
Croaker: "That doesn't explain my reason to be here with a team." he said while looking at me.
"Simple Mr. Croaker, take your wand and do a diagnostic spell on me and my scar. It will become very clear." Croaker casts the spells and paled, cast it again and again, then he started swearing, looked at Dumbledore who was still unconscious.
Croaker: "Number two, secure Dumbledore, strip everything on his body, he is going to spend a lot of time in our department. Heir Potter, you are now under our protection, can you tell us how you found this all out?" I went over my options and priorities, at the moment Voldy comes first.
"First take three or four teams to little Hangleton, to the old mansion of the Riddle family, Voldemorts fathers house, there you will find Pettigrew, who is a rat animagus and a homunculus of Voldemort, also a snake with the same thing in his body like the thing in my scar, do it right now because he is waiting for a report from Junior there. Anti apparition and portkey wards, and let the ones you take with you swear they are not death-eaters or a supporter of them." Shocked he looks at me, his mind going over all the info.
Croaker: "We will talk later Heir Potter, Amelia, we will take Dumbledore and Junior, you handle the rest."
Bones: "Snape Severus, you are arrested on suspicion of using legilimency on your students, Barty Crouch Senior, you are arrested for getting your son out of Askaban. McGonagall, I put you on probation, for now, I suspect you of aiding in child abuse of an Heir of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter." Let us help a bit.
"Madam Bones, do not forget Senior had Junior under an imperius curse for years. And Snape is abusing the half-bloods in Slytherin, turning a blind eye to the purebloods who are raping the half-blood girls. In other words, he is training junior death-eaters. Dumbledore knows about it and even protects him.
Let him deny it under an oath on his life." Snape didn't look very well, he had an antidote for veritaserum but not for an oath on his life.
"Bagman, how do I get out of this tournament? I didn't put my name in, so I don't have to compete, no?" Madam Maxime answered my question.
Maxime: "If your name comes out the goblet, you are obligated to compete in the tournament, it is a magic contract you signed with your name."
"I didn't sign any contract madam, or are you saying if someone tears my signature from a homework essay, drops it in that cup, I can get selected? Why is that bloody thing not destroyed? I thought only the sanity of Hogwarts teachers were in question, I am wrong."
Karakof: "Then you didn't have to put your name in it boy."
"I am telling everyone I did not put my name in it moron, you just proved my point. Hey fat and useless, when is the first task?"
Bagman: "It is November twenty-four, Harry." "It is Mr. Potter to you idiot."
I gathered my thoughts, the goblet was a popular theme in fanfictions, with so many possibilities.
"Mr. Krum, Miss Delacour and Mr. Diggory, here is what is going to happen, on November twenty-four we will engage the first task, that will be exploding Snap, it will be judged harshly by the referees, who will take a vow to be impartial. After that first task, you three can go for a friendly competition between the three schools, we call it the Interschool cup.
The second task is a daunting one, a Gobble stone competition, again judged by the impartial referees.
After that thrilling match, you again do that competition between schools, the Interschool cup.
The third task, a defying one, speed wizarding chess, the game can not last longer than twenty minutes, after that gruesome match you three can go ahead with your Interschool cup. Afterward, we have a ceremony for both and everyone is happy."
Fleur started giggling: "That is a wonderful idea Mr. Potter, I love to participate in an Interschool cup, and I am going to beat you at exploding snap at the first task."
Krum: "I am good at speed chess the third task will be easy for me."
Cedric: "I was president of the gobblestone club for three years, the second task will be mine."
"Do not underestimate me, but I wish you luck with the Interschool cup."
Bagman: "You can't do that! The tasks must be deadly and difficult, we selected the most daunting tasks."
"Then I suggest you emigrate useless lump, were you dropped on your head as a baby? Take too many bludgers to the head? Making dangerous tasks even more deadly? Are you naffing mad? I told you the tasks, if you even change the order of them, then I set a bounty on your head."
Madam Bones: "Mr. Potter, you can not put a bounty on someone's head, not in front of me."
"Relax madam it is just a game of hide and seek, Bagman hides and everyone seeks him, the bounty will be a signature of me." On a cheque of a few thousand galleons that is.
"I want to go to bed now madam if you want I can give some memories to view in a pensive."
quickly I donated some memories, that will keep her happy, some of the Dursleys, the basilisk, and Sirius. I took a walk back into the great hall, only a few students remained, I spotted Susan, Daphne and Luna. Hmm, what to do? Meh, screw it all. I took my hallow wand out, raised it in the air, and did my song and dance again.
"I Harry James Potter, claim by right of conquest the carcass of Slytherins basilisk, that I single-handed killed in the chamber of secrets, by doing so saving the entire students and faculty. So mote it be."
Well… this was the first one. Raising my wand again I went for the second one.
"I Harry James Potter claim by right of conquest the Lordships of the Houses of Slytherin and Gaunt and all the goods, properties and servants. So mote it be." Number two lighted the hall. By now everyone's attention was on me. Now the third one.
"I Harry James Potter claim hereby the Lordship of House Gryffindor, by valor, blood and action, so mote it be." The light show was impressive now, I felt Hogwarts was happy. Let us do another one.
"I Lord Slytherin and Lord Gryffindor judge the headmaster a criminal and ask Hogwarts to ban him from this school and break his illegal bond with his phoenix." The lights surrounded me, did I overdo it? I was gambling about Fawkes, I just added him as an afterthought, so he can't use him anymore to escape. A loud screech was heard and Fawkes flamed in and landed on my shoulders.
"On this plane too, he? He won't get away with it. Do you want to stick around or enjoy your freedom?"
Fawkes stayed on my shoulders, meh, as long he shits somewhere else.
"Can I have the Hogwarts Head elf here please." Hoggy popped in, looked at me curiously.
Hoggy: "What can we do for Master Griffie?" I looked at the girls, who were watching and listening intently.
"Prepare the quarters of Gryffindor and Slytherin, I grant a room to Susan Bones, Daphne Greengrass and Luna Lovegood. Let an elf help them enter if they ask for it. There will be no more potions added to the meals except nutritious ones. Close the headmasters' office for everyone but me." The girls were surprised by my words but started smiling.
I motioned the girls to follow me. We left the great hall, on the way I asked them,
"Did I overstep my boundaries? You can refuse now if you want to, if you like someone else I will understand."
Daphne: "My love is lost to me, I don't know how to get her back."
Susan: "I am free to follow you, Harry, I just wish you chose Hannah too."
Luna: "I feel we did this before, what is a monokini?"
"Daphne, do you mean Tracey Davis? And Susan why Hannah to?"
Susan: "We promised to be sister wives, so she can take the name and I can keep the Bones name for my children."
Daphne: "They have House Davis in a chokehold, Tracey is bargained to Flint or they destroy their business. Flint is passing her around in the House."
"Tomorrow I will deal with Slytherin House. Susan if you like I will choose Hannah to although she must want it as well." We arrived at Slytherins quarters, I set the password Hogwarts will be free again and entered.
"Hoggy, get the girls things, and a stand for Fawkes, Daphne you have a sister in Slytherin, will she be safe without you?"
Daphne: "Once the word gets out of you claiming me, she will be harassed or worse. Can you grant her sanctuary?"
"I will grant her sanctuary, but will not claim her now. You can ask a house-elf to fetch her. Hoggy bring Tracey Davis here and her stuff." A crying, naked, bruised girl was popped in, Daphne took her in her arms and led her to a room.
"Well, that takes care of Tracey, Susan, talk to Hannah, the house elves will help you. Luna dear chose a room for yourself and make yourself at home, I will go to the Gryffindor house to talk with them."
At the painting, she asked you are a champion now?
"Yes now open up so I can get in." Amazed that she has to obey without a password she opened up, I guess the gossip didn't go this high so fast. When I entered half of the House was cheering, the other half was frowning at me, I need to crush it fast and hard.
"Everyone shut the fuck up! I did not enter that fucking tournament, someone else put my name in it."
Ron: "And you expect us to believe that? You were always an attention seeker."
"Seriously Ron? Since when did I strut around here pretending I own the place? How many times did you hear me bragging about the Troll? Oh no, that was you. You were also the cause Hermione was almost killed too. Did I ever brag about the basilisk I killed alone, saving Ginny's life? Or that I chased a hundred dementors of with my Patronus? Well, now I am bragging, what do you say now, still believing I did it? Raise your hands if you believe I put my name in the cup." A few hands were raised Rons included, he looked mad at Hermione, hesitating she raised her hand too.
"Really Hermione? And I thought you were intelligent. Let me ask you a question, if I put my name in it, what would happen? No answer? Cedric would still be chosen, stupid girl. Another question then, what has to happen to get four champions selected instead of three? Nothing? A powerful wizard has to confound the goblet to think four schools are competing, then enter my name under the other schools' name, tell me can I do that with three years and a few months of school? And I was going to ask you to be my girlfriend, I suppose you like doing Ron's homework too much." Hermione's raised hand hurt me more than I wanted to admit.
Ron: "You still are a glory hound, always pulling the attention to yourself."
"Ron, now imagine you could put your name in the cup, would you be selected? You are too lazy to study or do your homework. Well? Another question then, if the third years put their names in it alone with yours, would your name be selected? I can name at least five who are better than you including Ginny. So why the hell are you angry at me for?" I had enough of this idiot, I glanced one more time at Hermione, who had tears in her eyes, I shook my head and got out. Hermione followed me outside.
Hermione: "Harry, did you mean it?"
"Yes Hermione, I didn't put my name in it."
Hermione: "No not that, the girlfriend part."
"Hermione, I was going to ask but there are complications and I doubt you want me after I explain myself."
Hermione: "What do you mean Harry?"
"When I got back from the after chamber I claimed the carcass off the basilisk, confirming the life debts of every student and teacher of that school year. Then I claimed the Lordships of House Slytherin, Gryffindor and Gaunt. In that hall were only three persons supporting me, Susan Bones, Daphne Greengrass and Luna Lovegood, I offered them rooms in my quarters, they accepted, do you know what that means?"
Hermione: "No I do not know, is it some kind of pact?"
"Somehow yes, by offering them room, I staked a claim from the life debt that they could accept or refuse. They accepted, so I have three girls wanting me, but that is not all, Daphne has a Friend in trouble and asked to help her, which I did, Susan Bones is an Heiress of the Bones name so she can only be a consort, and asked that Hannah could be included. You would be the sixth girl I ask because I love you, and hoped you somehow liked me too." Confusion was written all over her face, six girls? Consort?
Hermione: "You made slaves? Are you forcing girls to be with you? Set them free at once!"
"Did you even listen? I offered them, and they had several chances to refuse, just like you now, I offer you to be my Lady Potter, you can accept or refuse, that is totally up to you Hermione, but this offer will last only for a week." I better hurry up, Goat god only knows how long I have here.
2 Granny still loves me.
Hermione: "Lady Potter? It's nobility? Since when are you a Lord? Why didn't you ever mentioned it to me?"
"Yes, yes, since I was chosen as a champion, I just claimed my Lordships in the great hall, I got three so far, I am getting number four at the Goblins within the hour." I took a hold of her and kissed her, deepened it, used some tongue, she started to respond, my hands started to roam her body, she came to her senses when I squeezed her bum.
Hermione: "Harry!"
"Sorry love, I could not help it… As a matter of fact, I am not sorry, the kiss was great and your bum feels heavenly. I would like to kiss you like that all the time. But I can tone it down to simple kisses if you want." I grabbed her back and started kissing again, yep, she responded with enthusiasm, I kept my hands on the neutral spots and let my tongue do the work.
"My Lady Potter, I have to go to Gringotts, if you want you can come along."
Hermione: "We are not allowed to leave school, Harry."
"My Lady Potter, I just appointed you as my personal trainer, I am a champion of a fourth school, so I am allowed to go on training sessions with my girlfriend… No, my personal trainer I mean. First I have to reward a friend of mine, Dobby come here please." Dobby popped in,
Dobby: "Great Master Harry Potter sir is calling Dobby? What can Dobby do for great Master Harry Potter? Sir?"
"Dobby, do you want to join my family? Join House Potter? The pay is great."
Dobby: "Great Master Harry Potter wants Dobby? Dobby wants to join House Potter great Master Harry Potter sir, but Dobby refuses to be paid, to get paid is great dishonor for bonded house-elves."
"That I didn't know, I am sorry for offering payment Dobby, I will not dishonor you, but I am allowed to give pocket money, family members receive pocket money from the head of the family, that is correct yes?" Hermione started to fume.
Hermione: "Harry James Potter, you are not enslaving Dobby you hear!"
"My Lady Potter, I am not enslaving anyone, I am offering Dobby a place in my family, just like I offered you a place in the same family, do you feel like a slave? I am not a bloody Malfoy."
Dobby: "Mistress Hermy, Dobby wants to be a Potter elf, Dobby needs to find a good family or Dobby's magic will go away and Dobby will die in a few years. Great Master Harry Potter has a place for Winky to? Winky's magic is fading fast, and will die soon." Oh, I forgot about Winky.
"I Harry James Potter offers a place in House Potter to the house-elf Dobby, Dobby do you accept?"
Dobby: "Great Master Harry Potter Dobby accept to be a House Potter elf."
"Welcome to House Potter Dobby, so mote it be." Bloody Dumbledore did the same shit as the other universe, and I had to make him my personal elf again.
"Dumbledore did a number on me, Hermione, he blocked my mail, my house-elves, and he blocked Sirius to be my guardian, come with me to Gringotts and you will discover more of his crimes. Dobby can you pop us both at the steps of Gringotts? Or do you need another elf to help you?"
Dobby: "Great Master Harry Potter's magic is very strong Dobby can do it alone." He took our hands and popped us on Gringotts' steps. Dammed I forgot to think of a good greeting. Meh, I'll wing it. I approached the guards,
"Warriors, let us tear through the fabric of time and space to slay all our enemies and fill our vaults with the spoils. Surprised they looked at a skinny kid and his girlfriend.
Warrior one: "I suggest to try with one enemy at the time young brave, but I admire your effort."
Warrior two: "Strange I have a feeling we know each other. Fight hard and fill your vaults, young warrior." Hmm, first Luna, now this one, the other universe must be close by.
Inside at a counter, I asked for the Potter account manager.
Clerk: "Blooddagger is a busy Goblin wizard, he doesn't like to be disturbed." Well isn't that familiar?
"I suppose you can ask him if he has time for Heir Potter, if he is too busy I look for another Goblin to do his job." The clerk, surprised with my response, pointed to a waiting room and told us to wait in there.
Hermione: "Why did you say all that to the guards? Are you feeling alright?"
"I am fine thank you very much, I did a Goblin greeting, first you say something violent, then something valuable. Like for example let us kill all our enemies and rob them of their gold."
Hermione: "Are you sure? That is saying they are robbers, it sounds more like an insult than a greeting."
Blooddagger: "You might be right, young witch. Young wizard, are you the one claiming to be heir Potter?"
"Soon to be Lord Potter, yes. And what is wrong with my greetings? It has the right amount of violence and profit, I was kind of proud of it."
Blooddagger: "Well, we don't. We need a blood test to prove your claim. Come with me."
"Can we do an inheritance test after I proved my claim? Somehow my key got misplaced, with or without bad intentions I am not sure."
Blooddagger: "That can be arranged, it is a hundred and twenty Galleons per test." Bastard, it was a hundred only previous time.
"Hundred-eighty for them both, don't be too greedy, I might have some profitable investments for both of us."
Blooddagger: "Two hundred for the both of you, let us first do the blood proof." Well… I am still Harry fucking Potter, hurrah yuppy and all that shit. The inheritance test took some time to prepare, he came back with two bowls and a nasty dagger.
I offered my hand and with a nasty grin, he gave a big cut on it, collecting the blood in the bowl, and poured it on parchment. The results were the same.
Harry James Potter
Heir of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter by blood.
Heir of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Black by the sworn godfather.
Lord of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Gryffindor by magic, valor, and blood.
Lord of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Slytherin by conquest.
Lord of the Ancient house of Gaunt by conquest.
Hermione's results were also promising,
Hermione Jean Granger
Heiress of the Ancient and Noble House of Dagworth-Granger by blood
Member of House Ravenclaw by magic and intellect
"Hermione it seems you picked the wrong house in Hogwarts. First, do your business, ask if Dagworth-Granger has a vault, Account manager and properties." Hermione looks asking at Blooddagger.
Blooddagger: "The account of Dagworth-Granger was sealed, two hundred years ago when the line squibbed out, you can claim the line back to life, but it is a male decedent House meaning you have to marry within two years after your claim and your husband will be Lord Dagworth-Granger, so will your first male child at age seventeen. There is one property, the main residence, that was put in stasis, awaiting the new Lord. There is no account manager, if you like you can appoint one, I am offering my services if you like."
"Hold it, love, if you activate the account you automatically claim the House, meaning marrying within two years. I offer you to be Lady Potter, but if you accept Dagworth-Granger you can be only consort Potter and Lady Dagworth-Granger, and I have to marry another girl for House Potter."
I hope she doesn't get in her head to marry Ron, the idiot would sell the mansion and invest it in the chudly cannons
Hermione: "I like to think about it Blooddagger, I just got in a relationship with Harry, and need to go over my options."
"Now my turn, Blooddagger I bet you two hundred galleons I can get a team of guards, your bank director and even your mother in here in less than fifteen minutes."
Blooddagger: "That would be a suckers bet Heir Potter, I will just wait fifteen minutes before to call them in, but if you want to bet, you are on." I grinned at him, a sucker bet it is.
"Alright Blooddagger, how much does it cost to store a Horcrux in your vaults?" Poor Blooddagger exploded slammed on a button, and the guards stormed in, that is one.
"Hold your centaurs Blooddagger, I asked because I have one in my head here, and wanted to see what your policy is about them."
Blooddagger: "Great Goat God! You have one in your head?"
"Yep, you even have one in one of your vaults." That stirred a hornets' nest, He slammed on several other buttons, and the bank manager came storming in, followed by my lovely granny. Hah! Two hundred galleons in the pocket.
Granny: "What in Goat's name are you getting me here in such a hurry, it better be good or get caned."
"He just lost a bet to me, I bet I could get you here in less than fifteen minutes. I won." Smack! Blooddagger got caned.
Granny: "You called me here for a bet? And to lose that bet? How much did you lose? Didn't I raise you to make me galleons instead of losing them?" The bank director grinned at Blooddagger's misery.
Bank director: "Why did you summon us here Blooddagger? It better be good."
Blooddagger gave me the evil eye: "This one here is Heir Potter, he claims to have a Horcrux in his head, and that there is a Horcrux in one of our vaults. That merits the summons." Granny hissed at the Horcrux comments, she pulled her dagger and began waving it all over me, her expression changed from anger to disbelief, then to rage.
"Great Goat God, boy what have they done to you? Aren't you supposed to be sheltered and cared for? Who Goat be dammed is your guardian? I am going to kill that bastard. Ragnar, this is Heir Potter, The BoyWho Lives, His core is bound for fifty percent, he has a mail-block, a house-elf block, even a Veela-block. He is malnourished, several bones were broken and wrongly healed, and he has a Great Goat God be dammed a false Horcrux stuck in his head. Boy, didn't you visit St Mungos? Or even the school nurse?"
Hermione: "Every year he spends time in the hospital wing mam."
"Can you get rid of the blocks please, and the school nurse is a joke, I even didn't get treated after I got bitten by a basilisk in my second year, it was a good thing Fawkes healed it with his tears."
Granny: "Goat God! A Basilisk bit you? Is it this scar on your arm with the strange magic in it? Where in Goats name did you meet a basilisk? Did some of those students breed one?"
"No it was Salazar's pet, a thousand-year-old one, I can give you the memory if you like?" Yes, I am going to sell it again. I like Basi to much. I extracted the memory and handed it over.
"Blooddagger, I show it once, if someone wants to see it after that it is five galleons per view. 5% managing for you."
Granny: "15% Heir Potter and be glad I don't ask 20%"
"Granny, after you see it, you will be happy with 10%, trust me."
Once again we were led to the ritual chamber, a projection pensive was brought in and the show started, I took Hermione's hand, and whispered that it wasn't going to be a pretty movie. It began with the opening of the chamber, the conversation with Tommy, then the basilisks entrance with the fight, Fawkes and Hatty, murmurs when I pulled the sword out of the hat, sheering with the stab through the mouth, the healing and last but not least the stabbing of the diary. Half of the time Hermione had buried her face in my chest.
Granny: "I am happy with 10% basiliskslayer."
"Nah, Granny I like you, have it at 15%, but I want to have the blocks removed today if possible."
Hermione whispered: "Harry, I didn't know it was that big, you are my hero.'
"Anytime my love." Yes, I am grandstanding it, posing as the hero, they get the girls you know.
"Granny, I have a few more if you like do you have time?"
Granny: "You did more crazy things? Are you a trouble magnet? Show me." While I was here, I might as well give House Potter a badass reputation, so I put the troll, then Quirrel, Malfoy and the diary, and last but not least Sirius and the dementors. It was a great show, the troll scored good, Quirrel was started at the vials with Hermione solving the right potion, which got admiring looks from granny, Malfoy was connected to the diary, so I suspected a drop in his bank account. Then it was Sirius time, first came the scene in the shack, then wolfie with Hermione's save, last, the dementor's swarm with my Patronus chasing them away. All in all our reputation with the Nation was solid now.
Ragnar: "Heir Potter, from now on we call you Basiliskslayer, I also suggest going to another school, this one is a death-trap."
"Thank you for the honor, warrior Ragnar, but I am stuck for this year, I got selected as a fourth champion in the Tri-wizard school tournament. I came here to sort my issues out and claim my Lordship. I might have caused Dumbledore to be arrested, Snape to, exposed two Barty Crouches and claimed the carcass of the basilisk, oh, and claimed House Slytherin and Gryffindor. Gaunt to."
Yes, shock after shock, although my arm began to hurt, Hermione was squeezing the life out of it.
Ragnar: "Never a dull moment with you around I suppose, you said there was a Horcrux in our vaults, do you know which one?"
"Bellatrix Lestrange nee Black, I am Heir Black, do I have the right to look at her marriage contract? I think she breached it, I want to cancel her marriage and reclaim everything they got from House black. Then kick her bony ass out of the family. Also, all outstanding loans to known death-eaters need to be looked over, anyone who is late with payments or even didn't repay, needs to pay with the penalties and interests."
Ragnar: "Such a decision needs to be done by the lord Black."
"Ok, a moment please, Kreacher, the elf of House Black, come here." Kreacher popped in, looking around.
Kreacher: "Who is calling Kreacher? I feel House Black magic calling me."
"That would be me Kreacher, now stay silent so I can explain. Do you feel Sirius Black is in England? Nod yes or no. Ok, he is in England, if you get Sirius here I will destroy the locket that Regulus ordered you to destroy, do we have an agreement?" Kreacher looked surprised at me, nodded and popped out. After a minute Kreacher popped in with a shaggy dog.
"Thank you Kreacher, you did a great job for House Black you can bring the locket here if Warrior Ragnar gives permission. Sirius change please I need Lord Black here." Sirius transformed into his human form while looking around. Ragnar gave Kreacher permission to get the locket.
I began explaining to Sirius what was going on in school and in here.
"Now Sirius, you are the current Lord Black, it is time you use that power to our advantage."
Sirius: "I don't want to be bloody Lord Black. Why do you think I ran away from home?"
"Well, someone needs to be one, or do you rather want the Malfoy of spring gets the ring?"
Sirius: "I made you my heir Harry, he would never get the ring, how about I make you the lord?"
"Are there any marriage contracts involved?" I have to be careful or I end up again with a bed full of women. The Black account manager was called in with all the contracts of House Black.
Granny whispered: "Scarhead happens to be also the account manager of Malfoy." I could kiss granny, but didn't risk it, she still has her cane close by.
"Scarhead, you are also the Malfoy account manager, I happened to be his lord, he swore fealty to House Slytherin, which I am now the Lord of, he breached his vassal vow by declaring me his enemy and tried line theft on House black. I hereby call in all debts due to house Black and as Lord Slytherin, I revoke his Lordship of House Malfoy I want the contents of his vaults as compensation. Now that I am at it, I do the same to House Flint and the other Houses that are holding House Davis down. By abusing the future Lady Slytherin, they lost the right at their Lordships, and I want the contents of their vaults and all their goods as compensation.
Granny: "Basiliskslayer, remind me to never make you mad, I suspect you have some Goblin blood in you."
"Granny, I would be honored to be related to you. Thank you for the warning, you may have 20% of the profits from the pensive viewings." reward the good ones and crush the baddies. Calmly I took Hermione and let her take my other arm, this one was numb. I was in luck, no marriage contracts with the Carrows. We cleared the room and they put me in the middle, granny and some other cronies started to wave their daggers, Sirius had to hold Hermione back thinking I was getting skinned. I felt the blocks getting removed, all that was left was the Horcrux, Granny said to wait a few days to recuperate.
Kreacher: "This be the locket master." I looked at granny for permission after her nod I placed the locket in the middle. I knew what was coming now.
§open up§ The locket opened, again the same scene, six girls staring at me, I was prepared, before they could say a word I dosed the locket with the hottest flames I could imagine with the Hallow wand.
Some black smoke and a scream, one Horcrux less in the world. Now I had a weeping Kreacher on one side and a weeping Hermione on the other.
Ragnar: "That were powerful flames Basiliskslayer, almost dragon flames. We will gather all information about the Houses currently involved with House Davis, a summary of your Houses will also be ready by then. Lord Black, is it your intention to give the Lordship to Heir Black?"
Sirius: "Yes Warrior Ragnar, he can have it, those years in Askaban, made me unfit for it anymore."
Ragnar: "Heir Black, claim the Lordship of house Black in the presence of the current Lord."
"I Harry James Potter, Heir Black, claim the Lordship of House Black, in the presence and the permission of the current Lord Black. So mote it be."
Sirius: "I Sirius Orion Black grant the Lordship of House Black to my Heir Harry James Potter. So mote it be." I got the Black ring. While I am at it, let us do the Potter one too, I made my intentions clear, and with Ragnar's permission, I got the light show from house potter, and the ring too. Bloody hell I was raking the Lordships in again.
"Kreacher, return to the house with Sirius and tell the tale of Regulus and the locket to him, try to make your peace with Sirius, and Sirius, don't be so hard on Kreacher, I will send Dobby and Winky to help clean the House."
Blooddagger: "We will have everything ready by tomorrow after diner Basiliskslayer."
Dobby popped me and Hermione back to Hogwarts, in Slytherins' chambers.
"Dobby thank you, can you bring Winky here?"
We took a seat on a couch, the other girls were seated around us, Hermione was stuck like glue on my side. Dobby popped in with Winky, the poor thing was in pretty bad shape, already on her sixth butterbeer, I guess.
"Winky, Dobby said you are unhappy and want a proper family to take care of, Do you want to join my family in House Potter? This will mean no more drinking."
Winky: "You want bad Winky? Winky is not worthy of a proper family."
"Yes I want you Winky, look around you, these are my ladies to be, we need proper elves to take care of their needs, and I want you to be one of them, so Winky, I Lord Harry James Potter ask the house-elf Winky to be a part of our family, House Potter, do you accept?"
Winky shaking: "Winky wants to be a part of House Potter."
"So mote it be." And we got another girl… Elf.
"Winky, sober up and sleep it off. Dobby, go find out what other house-elves there are of house potter, but first, I don't like the look of those ugly pillowcases, take some money from my vault and by or make some outfits fit for House Potter, if you find the other house-elves see to their needs if it is serious come and get me." Both elves popped out.
"Miss Tracey, I took care of your family problems, by tomorrow every death-eater family that was harassing House Davis will be knutless and without their Lordship. I know you had a hard time and it will take years to come to terms with it, I offer you to be Lady Slytherin, with Miss Daphne Greengrass as Consort Slytherin. If you both agree, we will go tomorrow after breakfast to the chamber of secrets and claim your titles. Or if you want to consult your parents first, we can wait. Hoggy can you come here please?" Hoggy popped in. Tracey started to cry in Daphne's arms.
"Hoggy can you bring a pensive here? The Potter one, please. Miss Susan and Miss Hannah, you both agreed to stay? I can get Miss Susan to be Lady Gryffindor, her children will all be of House Bones because the Lordship can only be claimed with an act of valor including being blood-related. Miss Hannah, the options for you are Lady Potter or Lady Black. I did reserve Lady Potter for Hermione, but an in heritage test at Gringotts showed she can claim House Dagworth-Granger, so if she is willing she can be consort Potter, Miss Luna, I have consort Black for you if you want it, there is another option but I am hesitating to activate, it is House Peverell."
Luna: "I would like that, why are you hesitating?"
"Mostly because you have House Lovegood to continue, so I need a Lady Peverell, for the moment there are six potential Ladies, and I still need a Lady Potter or Black, so that would be eight. Don't you think it is a bit too much? Also maybe you are in love with another boy, and like to explore that option instead of having to share me with five or six other girls." Astoria came in from her room.
Astoria: "What about me? I would like to be Lady Potter." Crap I forgot she was here too.
"Let us wait for what the parents have to say."
The pensive was ready. I put the memory of the back chamber in.
"This is my memory in the chamber with the champions, sit around the pensive and put a finger in it."
They all dove in, they witnessed me kicking Dumbledore in the balls and heard me ranting. Gasping when I accused McGonagall of child abuse and with exposing Barty, all but Hermione looked strange at me as Croaker did the diagnostic spell on me with his reaction afterward. After we came out I put the memory of the claiming in the great hall for the ones that weren't there. Then the memory in Gringotts of me claiming House Potter and Black and the dealings with the vassals.
"Miss Tracey, does your family have a pensive?"
Daphne: "No but they can use ours, we like to thank you, Lord Potter, this was killing us to have to watch, and couldn't do a thing to help. If we resisted they would go for Astoria and Tracey's little sister Ursula. I would be honored to be consort Slytherin."
"Think nothing of it, Miss Daphne, I had the ability to help, and taking those animals down a peg or two is a bonus. Take this memory and ask your house-elf to give it to your parents with a note from you both."
Hermione: "What will happen now?"
"Send Hedwig with a letter explaining this situation, too bad it is Monday, say we will visit them next Saturday, it is a Hogsmeade weekend so we can sneak out. You can go over your options this week, and talk it over with your parents. It is late now, I will go to bed. Good night everyone.
3 Trouble never comes alone, so we smash them together.
Dobby popped in: "Great Master Harry sir, Potter Elves are in trouble, you have to come right now, Harry Potter sir"
"Pop me to them Dobby, girls make yourself at home here or you can get back to your dorms. I'll try to come back as soon as possible." Dobby took my hand and popped me at the gate, remembering what to do, I put my ring in the lock, and opened it up.
There was almost no magic, everything felt wrong, I opened the door and got to the ward stone, put my hand on it, and took possession of the mansion.
There was a drain on the ward-stone, I pumped my magic and senses in the stone and followed the drain to its source. Around the borders were four stones that drained the magic, fucking Dumbledore again?
Angry I sent feedback to one and overloaded the thing until it exploded, I did two others the same way, the last one I saved his placement in my memory and went out to look for it. The thing was a big stone covered with runes, not trusting to touch the thing I levitated the soil on one side to roll it away from the boundary so the connection was cut.
"Dobby pop me to our family." Dobby took my hand and we arrived at the elves' quarters. They all were near death. Tapsy was in a terrible state. Putting my hands on them and pumping my magic in helped them recover.
Tapsy: "Master Harry returned to us? Will Master harry stay now?" Grimly I nodded.
"Yes, this will be home again, I removed the drains to the wards so magic will recover. The person responsible for it will suffer, do you know who did this?"
Tapsy: "Bad headmaster did always wanted to come in and steal Potter heirlooms."
"Take a rest and recover, I have taken care of the headmaster, Dobby here was the reason I knew I had Potter elves and got me here, he will be responsible to help you back to full health. Dobby, anything that is needed to get them better, potions or artifacts or whatever it takes. Do it. Tomorrow I will return with others to get to the bottom of this. Pop me back at school Dobby, ask Hogwarts elves to assist if needed."
After Croaker is finished with Dumbledore, I am going to roast the bastard.
The bed was huge as usual, I put my glasses on the nightstand and nested myself on a good spot in the middle, soon I fell asleep.
Waking up was bliss with my favorite snakes nested next to me. My hand on Daphne's pussy, and Tracey spoiling little Harry. As usual, I spread my magic on the bed… Only seven? Where are the others? Bloody fuck! I remembered the events yesterday. With my shock I send a pulse through my magic, giving the girls a dose of happiness. Why the hell are they in my bed now? Dammed, Tracey is one messed up girl, I hope I didn't do more damage.
"Girls, why are you in my bed? Miss Greengrass and Miss Davis?"
Daphne: "My Lord, you saved my love and me, we wanted to show you our gratitude."
"Miss Greengrass, I do not need that kind of gratitude, if you want to share my bed, it needs to be because you like or love me, you can even just sleep in here as friends. Or else it would just replace one abuser for another that way. Miss Davis needs to heal, body and mind, and I don't think having sex with me will ease the trauma.
Tracey: "My Lord, what you just did for me helped a lot, you made me feel better than I have in the last year."
Hermione: "Harry? How did you do that just now? That felt fantastic."
Hannah: "I like to know that too, it was even better than when Susan did that with me."
Susan: "Hannah!… Yeah, it was great." Astoria and Luna had their eyes closed and were still riding the clouds.
Goat god be dammed, I created magic sex junkies.
"Why are you all in my bed? It better not be something you read in those Harry Potter books."
Luna, eyes still closed: "You know why husband to be, I heard the prophecy, Leaving Love behind and finding new. Saving the Hopeless is his destiny.
You left us behind and found us a new. I was married to you, I can feel it, with these girls too, I do not know how, but it is. You came to save us from our fate."
Astoria: "After you left, we talked to each other, we felt the connection to you and to each other. Daphne explained the old ways of claiming, so we waited for you to sleep and got in bed with you."
Great Goat God… why do I even try to avoid it, let us board the crazy train again.
"Not now but soon I will explain it all. The next few days will be crazy, my life is one big lie, if you light the room up you will see for yourself." Someone turned the lights on and they saw the scars on my body. Gasps all around.
"The bloody boy who lived is the boy who got abused. After voldy killed my parents, Dumbledore dropped me off at my mothers' sister, who hates magic with a passion." I told the story of my childhood, the abuse and neglect. The Hogwarts years, the manipulations, hate from men like snape, neglect like the school nurse and McGonagall. Most of all the betrayal of Dumbledore.
"Every year I end up in the hospital wing, Pomfrey is or incredibly incompetent, or a criminal conspiring with Dumbledore to rob me. Either way, I have bones that are badly healed, stunted growth, malnourished, never got my inoculations, the normal ones or the magic ones. Something happened when my name came out of that cup, and now I am fighting back. It is time to get up, we need to get to breakfast."
Together we made our way to the Hufflepuff table. The girls took a seat.
"I have to make an announcement, I will be right back." I went to the teachers' table, got to Dumbledore's chair, and stood in front of it. I amplified my voice and started.
"Students, yesterday I claimed the Lordships of House Gryffindor and Slytherin, also the house of Gaunt, Voldemort's mothers' House. The thing is that the death-eaters swore fealty to House Slytherin. This means as of yesterday I own the death-eaters and their families. I let Hogwarts fire Dumbledore for crimes against me and the students, I also broke his illegal curse bond with his Phoenix. Later today I will take charge of the ward-stone and set it back to normal. This means no more raping, bullying, or abusing your position.
Especially House Slytherin, your raping days are over, calling your self nobility is an insult to the rest of us, you are even lower than animals. The future Lady Slytherin is repeatedly raped and abused by the Slytherins. Everyone from a death-eater house that raped her loses his home title and wealth and magic. Go beg on the streets for all I care."
I raised my wand, the Hallow one.
"I Lord Slytherin, hereby demand the magic from the abusers of the future Lady Slytherin, as punishment for the crimes against the future Lady Slytherin and befouling the reputation of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Slytherin."
One-third of the older Slytherin males had a glow around them, they felt magic leaving them and screamed in horror. The squibs scrambled, most of them ran out the hall, the little ferret was with them.
"Marcus, formally of house Flint, pack your things and fuck off, Marcus no name, no wait, can a house-elf pack his things and throw him with his things out please. The rest of the rapers, I suggest packing and leave the country."
It seems the elves didn't like him much because he was gone in a second. I turned to the teachers who are looking at me if I grew another head.
"Pomfrey, pack your things and present yourself at ST Mungo's for a complete examination, and let them send a replacement. If you are too blind to see the scars and abuse I went through, have at least your eyes examined.
Hagrid, you have two choices, kill the blasted things you illegally breed or go to fucking Askaban.
Animals rated more than three stars are after owls classes. If you can't understand children have no giant skin then go work at a dragon preserve." To the rest of the teachers, I said to go to the new healer for a check-up.
McGonagall: "Mr. Potter what gives you the right to do this?"
"My Lordships and your incompetence madam, you let that headmaster of yours wreck the whole school system and didn't even complain about it. Was snape's behavior normal? No student complained? Consider your options Madam, because you will be no more head of house Gryffindor. For the deputy job, there will be an administrator hired. That drunken Trelawny needs to go to St Mungo's too."
I left them with a look of disgust and sat with the girls on the puffs table, filled my plate, and started eating.
"Ladies, I have a seventy feet long dead snake in the chamber of secrets that needs rendering. I don't know in what state it is now, it is dead from last year, end May. Who has the connections?"
Tracey: "Our parents, they have a potions supplies shop and can render the snake for you."
"Did you all contact your parents or aunt?"
Susan: "We send letters with house elves to our parents they will arrive after breakfast, Hermione's will be done on Saturday." Ow, that is fast, I hoped for tomorrow.
Suddenly a voice behind me asked: "Lord Potter, why did you never visit your property in France? Why do I now realize you are my fiance?" Bloody hell? Why is Fleur asking that? Suddenly I realized, the Veela block.
"Sit with us Miss Delacour, Yesterday I went to the Gringotts, they removed an elf block, a Mail block and can you believe it a Veela block. But I didn't realize I had a fiance in France or have properties there. These seven Ladies have agreed to be my fiancees, their parents coming over after breakfast if you like you can witness the talks. Next Saturday I have a meeting with Hermione's parents, maybe we can meet yours too then?"
Fleur: "Who would block us? I heard of those blocks they need a powerful wizard to cast them. They make us forget all dealings with that family or person. We did not forget the dealings we had with House Potter but forgot all about you."
"Dumbledore, maybe that is the reason he was draining the wards on the mansion, it almost killed all the elves." Girls swearing in french are sexy... To whom am I kidding, Fleur is sexy in everything she does.
The doors of the great hall opened with a bang, the parents of Daphne, Tracey, Hanna and Luna came in, looked around, and made their way to me.
Lord Greengrass: "Lord Slytherin, we must hurry, the Wizengamot is about to begin and you need to be there to claim your seats." That is new, OK, I have just the thing.
"Hoggy, can you and the Hogwarts elves pop me and the parents at the ministry please?"
Lady Davis: "Just the males please Hoggy, we like to stay here and talk to our children." Hoggy and his crew popped us at the ministry. The four Lords led me in, explaining on the way the emergency meeting and trial of the Crouches and Snape. They planned to let me claim my seats to declaw the dark faction. Meh, I was planning that anyway. I penned a note for Ragnar to block the accounts of my vassals for the rest of the day and asked Dobby to deliver the note.
The room was filling up, I was told to stay at the door and wait to be called in. The meeting began, after five minutes I was called inside. No trace of Dumbledore, that is a plus, the minister and toad were present, and a lot of dark siders.
An old man proceeding the meeting: "Boy, I am told you are here to claim your Lordship." I looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Boy? Is this the way you address everyone old man? Or is it to intimidate me?" I went to the middle of the floor and raised my Hallow wand.
"I Harry James Potter, hereby claim the Lordship, of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House Potter, the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Gryffindor, the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Slytherin, the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Black, and the disgraced House of Gaunt. So, Mote, It Be. The light show was impressive as always, they expected a kid claiming papa's House, instead, they received a power block.
Old man: "Excuse my rudeness Lord Potter, someone just said you were not of age and came to waste our time."
"Who?" The old man glanced at the minister and his toad. But didn't answer.
"Well, everyone here bared witness to the acceptance of my claims by magic. Also as Lord Slytherin, I inherited the vassals that swore fealty to the Heir of Slytherin." I looked at the frightened faces of the darkies, smiled and said,
"The Head of the Houses that abused my Future father-in-law are hereby revoked of their Magic and Lordships as I did with their sons who took pleasure of raping my fiancee. So, Mote, It Be."
Malfoy, Not, Flint and two others I didn't know had the Glowy thing and were squibbed.
Lucius yelled: "You can't do this to us Potter we are purebloods and belong here more than you."
"Then you should not have licked Voldemort's shoes dumb ass. Don't worry though, I already reclaimed everything you owned yesterday at Gringotts."
Fudge: "Look here Harry, you can't do that, Lord Malfoy is a respectable member of the community."
"You must be more stupid than I gave you credit for Fudge, I am the lord of all death-eaters, I got that by right of conquest after killing that maniac. If Lucius is not a death-eater he would still have his magic and title, here is another question, you are always sucking his dick, are you a death-eater or just a sympathizer? You sure did every effort to aid Lucius No Name in his Line theft attempt of House Black."
Fudge: "I am NOT a death-eater! And Draco Malfoy is the rightful Heir to House Black. I never aide in Line theft!"
"I am Lord Black! Didn't you hear me claiming it? I am the heir of the former Lord Black meaning Sirius Black, the one Dumbledore, Crouch and whats her name threw in Askaban without a trial, the one I told you he was innocent moths ago, and you still wanted to have him kissed by a dementor, even when he was in custody. So yes you are aiding in Line theft."
I looked at the tribunes and saw a woman with a green quill taking notes, I have to put a leash on her.
"Miss Skeeter, remove that green quill and take proper notes or I will crush you like the water bug you are. Do I make myself clear?" Skeeter swallowed and nodded while putting her quill away.
"I am here to appoint proxies for my wizengamot seats. Slytherin House will be represented by House Davis. House Griffindor will be represented by Madam Amelia Bones. House Black will be represented by House Abbot and House Potter by House Greengrass.
There will be another house I will claim in the future. The lordships I reclaimed will be held by me, after investigating their family first for a worthy Lord. If not, I will find it somewhere else."
Pandemonium all over, the other death-eaters were silent, afraid to lose their magic and Lordship.
"Lord chairman, I have appointed my proxies, can the ones that are holding it illegally make room for the real ones? And the vassals are to make certain they vote like my proxy or else."
Old man: "Lord Potter, you can not make treats in here. It is not done."
"I am sorry Lord chairman, but time was too short to give them before the meeting, as it is always done. I will take a seat in the visitors' section with Lord Lovegood." That was a good response, the toad was quiet, I was surprised at it first, but with that many big Lordships, even she knew when to back down.
I started to make a list of questions to be asked of the Crouches and Snape, while the proxies were sworn in and the squibs moved out. I made a loud statement that Lord Davis held proxy over the five squibbed Lordships. To much power in one man? Nah, he was entitled to a bit of revenge, to be forced to whore your daughter out to a know death-eater family, knowing she is abused at school? I'll let him have his fun. I asked Lord Lovegood to give the list of questions to Lord Davis.
"Lord Lovegood, tell him to let them swear an oath on their magic, to tell the truth, and they have to answer the questions with a yes or no, I don't know is also allowed."
How the wizarding world diverted from the use of magic oaths in court is criminal on its own. There are dozens of ways to force the truth out of them, and nobody uses them.
Lord Lovegood gave Lord Davis the list and instructions on how to handle the questions. If you simplify the questions to a yes or no modus, you can cut through a lot of bullshit. Magic aiding in telling the truth is a bonus.
Snape was the first to take a seat, Dumbledore's absence ran chills on his spine, this was not looking good.
Lord Davis: "Lord Ogden, because Snape is a vassal of Lord Slytherin, as his proxy I am tasked to command him to answer the questions truthfully or he will lose his life and magic. Also, I have a list with questions here that he has to answer with yes or no." Snape paled, he knew he would go to Askaban at least.
Lord Ogden: "This is highly unusual, but not against the law, even permitted. Snape asked for Dumbledore to be his lawyer, but he too is arrested and accused of the same crimes as Snape. He is currently in the department of mysteries for questioning of even worse crimes against the wizarding world. They would not give more details, only mentioning Askaban was even a to light a punishment for his crimes." That had Snape's knickers in a twist… bloody hell, now I have to lose that picture in my head somehow, Hermione's knickers, Daphne's knickers, Luna in monokini… Hey, it helps.
Snape's fate was sealed with a few questions. A senior of the DMLE was tasked to be the interrogator.
Are you a death-eater? "Yes"
Is Sirius Black a death-eater? "no"
Did you use legilimency on the students? "Yes"
Did you force female half-bloods in your house to have sex with the male students? "Yes"
Did you rape them too? Snape was shaking, but refusing to answer would kill him, answering it would kill him too. "yes" if he went down he would take some with him.
Did Dumbledore know of this? "Yes"
Didn't the girls complain to the teachers and school nurse? "yes"
As punishment for complaining was it rape by the seventh-year males in front of the girls? "Yes"
Did Dumbledore knew that? "yes" By then the senior was asking his own questions, he had a granddaughter in first-year Slytherin and was not happy at all.
Did you use potions on the students? "Yes"
Did Dumbledore use potions on the students? "Yes"
Do the other teachers know of those crimes? "I don't know"
Do some of the teachers know of these crimes? "Yes"
The questioning went on for twenty minutes, Snape knew he was a dead man after this trial. The wizengamot was horrified by the cesspool that Hogwarts became. All the ulcers were exposed.
The senior was ruthless in smacking the interruption attempts of Fudge and Umbitch down.
Senior: "One more attempt to get this monster off the hook will get you here in this chair is that understood? It is time Hogwarts is investigated, and by the actions of you two the ministry needs to be investigated too."
Grandpa is mad, I like it. I asked to make a statement.
"Yesterday I claimed the Lordships of two of the Founders, I asked Magic and Hogwarts to fire Dumbledore as headmaster and break the illegal curse bond of his phoenix which it did. Fawkes can you come here please? See he is free to come and go as he pleases, he resides in my quarters now.
This morning I punished all the rapists of my fiancee, as vassals of Slytherin they committed treason against House Slytherin and Hogwarts.
They are squibs now. The school nurse is in St Mungos and a replacement healer is asked to step in.
I ask for some Aurors to be stationed at Hogwarts for the duration of the tournament and to substitute for the teachers who are or in Askaban or in St Mungos due to the actions of the former headmaster.
I suggest you fire him from his other two jobs as well.
Snape went down the drain, Junior was as crazy as a bat spouting his nonsense about blood purity and the traitors who escaped Askaban. He also confirmed that Sirius was not a death-eater, laughing that Fudge got an order of Merlin for arresting an innocent man, that gave Fudge a Black eye, pun intended. My vassals were trapped, any hostile action at me results in being squibbed or worse, and at this trial, they knew they have to make a run for it.
I whispered some lines in Lovegood's ears, he went to Davis. After the Junior trial, Lord Davis stood up and addressed the vassals.
Davis: "Vassals, if you run, then your Lordship will be taken from your family, your vaults confiscated and your properties sold. Take it as a pureblood Lord and let your family continue your line."
We call this between a rock and a hard place. If they run, they will be squibs, if they stay, Askaban is a certainty. Meh, fuck them.
I made my way to the bug: "Skeeter, you lying little bug, did you know Potter and Black are major shareholders? If I find out you write a lie about me, there will be a bug hunt by all the people, if you know what I mean."
Skeeter: "I know Lord Potter, to make something clear, I am allowed to write the truth about you?"
"The truth, Skeeter, not your opinion or you slandering half-truths into something foul. And no aliases."
With a sour face, she agreed, this will reduce the slandering a lot. With Fawkes parked on my shoulders, I was sort of impressive now.
Crouch senior did his tale, no Sirius did not get a trial, Dumbledore said it was not needed and Bagnold agreed with them. He was going to sit in Askaban for a few months and let him get a trial, after his sons' conviction Sirius could rot for all he cared.
The use of the imperious curse on junior and the escape had him on a one-way ticket to Askaban.
When Lord Ogden asked for any new business I stood up and demanded a trial for Sirius Black and revoking the kiss on sight.
Lord Ogden: "Lord Potter, we can not have him on trial if he is not here"
"Give me fifteen minutes Lord Ogden and he is here." Toady thought she had me.
Umbitch: "You will be arrested boy for hiding an escaped criminal, Aurors arrest that boy."
Madam Bones: "Any Aurors obeying that order will be fired. Madam Umbridge, were you sleeping in here? You clearly heard three men testifying Sirius Blacks' innocence."
"Umbitch, I demand retribution from you, for slandering me and House Black. It is clear to everyone you are incompetent so I demand your resignation from office. And if the rumors of you abusing your power to get half-bloods and normal's in trouble are true, then I demand an investigation of your office. I heard you use Blood quills for illegal contracts on muggle-born, to trick them."
Shaking the tree and Umbitch falls out. That foul bitch is bound to have some rumors flying around.
Madam Bones: "I heard those rumors too, Aurors, search the office of madam Umbridge, she insulted four Lords, and now is accused by four Lordships of crimes against the wizarding world. Minister Fudge, one comment and you are next." Bones was already fuming about Hogwarts and is on a warpath.
A few Aurors, probably half-bloods jumped for the opportunity to get the hag down and strip-searched the office, several hidden compartments were found, illegal contracts, blood quills and some control amulets for dementor's, a book with blackmail information and a book with the bribes Fudge accepted from different nobles.
It was a productive morning, I already summoned Kreacher to clean Sirius up, get him in some decent clothes and bring him here next to me.
So Snape is gone, the Crouches, I painted Dumbledore as a dark lord. Fucked… screwed… Nah, had Umbitch arrested.
Dammed I had to picture Hermione's and Daphne's knickers, along with Susan's and Hannah's to get that image out of my head.
Fudge was the next to fall down, with his bribes exposed he was sacked in an instance and arrested the next.
Sirius, dazed by Kreachers' treatment and transport here, only had a few seconds.
"Sirius, I proved you are innocent, now get to your trial, and milk it out for maximum compensation, Dumbledore, Crouch and Bagnold are the bad guys. Fudge the idiot for not following procedures at arresting you. Now go down." What do you know, the dog can follow directions, if he is housebroken then I will keep him. He grinned at me when he had Fudge over a barrel, and Bagnold, Crouch and Dumbledore fined for almost every knut they have. Good boy. Lunch had already passed and I was starting to get hungry.
The wizengamot meeting came to an end. Instead of mingling with the crowd, we made some appointments with reporters for the next day.
Lord Davis was a happy man. They hounded him for two years and his business, for a year he and Tracey had to endure the abuse, so revenge was sweet.
Lord Greengrass was relieved too, knowing he was next in line for it. I asked Madam Bones to send a few of Croaker's men to inspect the ward-stone before I make changes to it. Then we took the elf express to Hogwarts.
When we arrived the Ladies already took control of Hogwarts, Lady Davis was the leading force, tearing McGonagall a new one.
Durmstrang and Beauxbatons were looking at it from the sidelines, wondering in what madhouse they stepped into.
In Slytherins' quarters, the girls were lined up in the couches with the parents on the other side. I made sure there were no obstacles between me and the door. Lord Greengrass was the man to look out for, I had his two little girls in bed with five others and a Veela on the side.
I tried to let them calm down with a movie. I extracted the memory of Basi from entering till I killed the diary. They already viewed the happenings their daughters send home. Yep, it was still a big hit, the women got in the high notes, some knickers got wet, and my rep went up. Win, win, win.
Afterward, Daphne explained the old ways and what they had done.
Lord Greengrass sighed: "Daphne, I didn't tell you that so you can jump into marriage but how to avoid it, now you let Astoria claim him to? She just turned thirteen last month!"
Astoria: "Daddy, that month was enough to scare me for the rest of my time here. They forced us to watch girls getting raped, they told us we would be next if we stepped out of line. I could stop some of my friends who wanted to report it, because of what Daphne told us what would happen to them.
I want Harry, and I have him now. Even when he does not want me now, I can wait a few years. The claim stays."
Tracey: "Most are squibs now, there were some decent guys that claimed me for a night, but did not do anything to me, to get me a night away from them."
Daphne: "Those are friends of ours, who wanted to help, Milly even pretended to be a lesbian to get Tracey some rest. She even convinced Crabbe and Goyle to let her be."
Lord Abbot: "Lord Potter, are the proxies an indication of what Houses our daughters are marrying into?"
"If you agree then yes, Lord Lovegood, I waited for your proxy because I have one more house to claim, I just have to get the stone for the set, and I know where to find it." Lovegoods eyes shined,
Lovegood: "I can wait for that to happen, Lord Potter, although Luna wants a line continuances so she can only be a consort."
Fleur: "I also want to be a consort, to keep daddy's line going."
"Well… I suggest waiting until tomorrow I have an appointment with Gringotts after dinner, to see if there is any money left, and can afford to get married with so many girls.