[After returning to the village, you suggested stitching the two Obitos' bodies back together.]
[He did not suspect you, so he allowed you to perform the surgery.]
[After working through the night, you stitched Obito No. 1 and No. 2 together, causing Obito to develop a split personality.]
[He would often talk to his left brain with his right brain, as if two people were living in one body.]
[After this operation, your fame grew even more, and more and more people came to you for treatment.]
[Two more years passed. While on a mission passing through the Land of Rain, you happened to encounter Hanzo the Salamander and his Amegakure's Shinobi facing off against the Akatsuki organization.]
[After witnessing Yahiko's death, Nagato unleashed his full power and wiped out the Amegakure's Shinobi. Hanzo, terrified, fled back to the Amegakure.]
[Yahiko's death pushed the Akatsuki toward darkness. At that moment, you appeared. Because of your reputation, when you gave your name, Konan and Nagato immediately felt hope. Konan begged you to revive Yahiko.]
[You looked at Konan and directly stated your condition: I will save them if you marry me and become my wife.]
[Konan was completely stunned. She never expected such a proposal upon first meeting you.]
[But she still agreed, as she had no other choice. Nagato and Yahiko were the most important people to her.]
[After performing surgery, you successfully revived Yahiko.]
[When treating Nagato, all the original members of Akatsuki came to watch.]
[Nagato had used a Forbidden Technique, and his spine and back were completely pierced. Essentially, his lower body was limited to a wheelchair.]
[But this did not stop you.]
[Like butchering a pig, you completely separated Nagato's head and spine.]
[Everyone present, including Nagato himself, was dumbfounded.]
[This scene reminded them of only one thing: Lamb Spine Hot Pot.]
[Through your incredible surgery, Nagato's head and spine were transplanted onto another corpse's body.]
[All nerves were reconnected, organs functioned normally, and the body could move as usual.]
"Wow, is this really nano-level skill?"
Takumi could not help but exclaim.
You should know, the most difficult surgeries in modern medicine are nerve surgeries.
Techniques like heart bypasses and organ transplants are already quite mature.
But when it comes to nerves and the spine, it is very complicated.
"And this is separating Nagato's entire body out. Is this meant to make Nagato Lamb Spine or the Nagato Spine Sword..."
[You brought Konan back to Konoha. For two or three years, you did not work but focused on dating her every day.]
[One day, Orochimaru came to you, saying there was a very complex surgery and he needed your help as his assistant.]
[Only after arriving at Orochimaru's lab did you learn that Danzo wanted to transplant Wood Release cells into his own body.]
[At this point, you felt a bit confused.]
[After all the trouble you have caused, even Orochimaru has three kidneys now, and he still dares to ask you to be his assistant?]
[Is he asking you to help Danzo or to ruin Danzo?]
[Looking at Orochimaru's calm face that seemed to hide a smile, you gladly agreed.]
[Your desire to mess with people surfaced again.]
[If not now, then when?]
[Your eyes shifted, and you secretly added some fly cells into the Hashirama's cells being injected into Danzo during the transplant.]
[To be honest, even you did not know what results this action would bring.]
[So you waited quietly.]
[After the surgery, Danzo was very satisfied.]
[After all, he had obtained the legendary power of Senju Hashirama. He felt his strength and vitality had greatly increased.]
[However, when Danzo walked out of the underground lab and passed a public toilet, his body uncontrollably went into the toilet and ate heartily.]
[This action left a group of Root's members stunned!]
[They initially thought Danzo was going in to use the toilet, but who knew he was going in to eat!]
["This! What the hell is happening!?"]
[Danzo also felt extremely strange and ridiculous!]
[He thought he was under someone's Genjutsu!]
[However, on the second day, the third day...]
[Every time Danzo passed a toilet, a strong desire would instantly rush into his head, making him uncontrollably run inside.]
[And every time he went in, he would feast, unable to be stopped!]
"What the hell!?"
Reading this, Takumi was completely stunned, really!
This move is too slick!
Danzo actually fell in love with eating poop!
And a group of subordinates could not even hold him back!
This is absolutely ultimate!
[Later, Danzo realized there might be a problem with his surgery. He went to Orochimaru, who came to you. Because you had been very careful, Orochimaru did not discover it.]
[Without evidence, Orochimaru naturally did not admit it, and you also strongly denied it.]
[Helpless, Danzo could only accept long-term treatment.]
[You pretended to be anxious and worked with Orochimaru to improve the formula again and again.]
[But each time, during treatment, you would tamper a little, making sure Danzo never broke his habit of eating poop.]
[Danzo's genes had been severely affected. Even if his will did not allow it, his body would be honest.]
[Every time, his subordinates would try to hold him back, but he would either knock them out and run into the toilet to eat, or he would eat secretly and be discovered a few times.]
[He had developed the bad habit of eating poop.]
"Tsk tsk, this is too much!"
Takumi could not help but slap his thigh.
He must definitely send this memory to Danzo later.
[Time continued to pass.]
[Because you had thwarted Black Zetsu's plan in advance, the Shinobi World remained peaceful for decades.]
[The dark and twisted Obito spent his days with his internal left-right conflict. Nagato and Yahiko also often came to Konoha to visit you and Konan.]
[Over these decades, you devoted yourself to training, constantly advancing in medical skills, not only your techniques but also developing various advanced instruments.]
[One day, Naruto came to your hospital.]
[Because he was about to marry Hinata, he needed a pre-marital health checkup.]
["Naruto, there is a problem with your body. You are infertile." You said to him with a serious expression.]
["Ah? What should I do?" Because you had not messed with anyone for decades, in the eyes of the rookie generation like Naruto, you were a highly respected doctor in the village. Hearing this, he immediately panicked.]
["Do not worry, I will help you." You comforted him with a smile. Then, during the surgery, you did something, removing the Y chromosome from Naruto's body.]
[The result of this was that Naruto could only have girls in the future, not boys.]
[In other words, a non-flammable person like Uzumaki Boruto would not be born.]
[After doing this, you could not help but sigh, feeling as if you had removed a disaster for the Shinobi World.]
[In the following days, you continued to work as a Medical-nin, treating others, while also performing some laughable pranks.]
[But each time, it was just pranks. Except for Danzo, all the others were restored by you afterward.]
[Time passed little by little, and you gradually grew old.]
[Fifty years later, lying on Konan's lap, surrounded by a group of descendants, you slowly closed your eyes.]
[Your life ended here.]
[Simulation over.]
The screen gradually darkened.