Sitting down on his chair, Shinji downed an entire bottle of Absolut Vodka (Warning: I condone the usage of alcohol of any kind, especially ones that would pickle your liver on an instant– Author). Taking deep breaths, he glanced up, only heaving a sigh of relief once he confirmed that the weakling duo were alright.
Stelle was alright, having witnessed the Aeon of Destruction gazing down upon upon her. Himiko, on the other hand, seemed to need a new underpant (after, ehem, doing a number two on it...). Both Shinji and Roboute tacitly agreed to switch off the broadcast, not until some-ONE changed her underpants...
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Eyes twitching, Twice couldn't help but turn his head to Spinner and Dabi, who both decided to turn their heads, unwilling to acknowledge that Himiko was with them...
"So... Himiko did shit her pants..."
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Once the pant shitter returned, Shinji conveniently put away the air freshener he had put on the table. Blushing furiously, Himiko quickly sat down, this time behind Stelle, using her as a shield to save face. Clearing his throat, Shinji continued on his story...
"Ehem, anyways, moving on. Yes, where was I..."
"The Dark Ones, brother..."
At Guilliman's reminder, Shinji remembered where they had stopped, before the whole fiasco occurred.
"Yes, as I was saying, after the Children of the Night were used to capture the mad king, they brought Him back to the Fae, who dragged Him to their prison, and sent Him to the lowest depths. Celebrated they did, with festivities and fireworks everywhere. Every magical being tortured by Adam El Asem joined in on the revelry, except one...
The Children were barred from entering the forest, kept in the dark, like rancid rats under the sewers. Why...?
Because they were the most similar to the Children of the Sun, the original Humans, the direct lineage of Adam El Asem
Disgusted by their wretched Wish, they were cast out, thrown into the dark, filthy recesses of the forest, where they were supposed to lie for all eternity...
Out of sight, out of mind
Though the Children of the Stars occasionally heard the deep hums the Children of the Night made, they just ignored it, for it was but a pale mockery of their own creations. Yearning for knowledge and a language they could call their own, they committed the first act that would damn the entire Fae kingdom...
They kidnapped the being that would be one day known as Caspan the Dreamweaver
Initially reluctant to help them, he finally caved in after centuries of torture, culminating into him teaching them how to speak in their dreams. But there was an issue:
Dreams are dreams, always fleeting, always going...
To add to the fact that they were weak and alone, they knew that they had no chance of being free from the chains of their wishers. So they forced Caspan to commit the ultimate sin:
They forced him to tell them where Iýa was, and they would make a wish that would damn the entire planet for centuries to come
Nobody knows what they wished for, but after they returned, the being known as the Sleeper of the Stars was gone, and in Her place came the being known as
The Dread Lord Titania