"Taoist, I've missed you so much!"
"My feelings for the Taoist are like peeing my pants, warm, and only I know it."
"I'm different. My love for the Taoist is like being ten months pregnant, impossible to hide!"
"I love the Taoist's livestreams so much! I want to sell my house and company to give him gifts, but unfortunately, the landlord and my boss won't agree."
"Guys, my girlfriend won't let me watch the Taoist's livestream! What do you think? Could I stand it? I kicked her out directly."
"Bro, I advise you to break up early!"
"Exactly, why didn't she let you watch the Taoist's stream? That's because she's feeling guilty!"
"Buddy, quickly touch your head and see if you're wearing a green hat…"
"Going on a blind date tomorrow, but I don't know if it will succeed? Hope I can get picked by the Taoist tonight!"
"I calculated with my fingers, little brother, you'll hit a two-for-one success!"
