"Girls, meet my girlfriend."
"She's real."
"The fuck is that reaction?!?!"
The girls dread the day to come. They had entirely expected their trainer to be just joking around and pulling a prank on them, but the fact was standing in front of them now. Beside their beloved trainer is a human woman. A mature woman with oceanish-blue hair that she tied in a motherly side plait style, enhancing her mature aura even more. Her calming royal blue eyes sucks out all of the anger and hatred from the depths of your heart.
"Greetings. My name is Mizuka Chizuru. I'm your trainer's girlfriend. I do hope we all get along."
No need to rub it in our faces, you fucking bitch!!
The young man can see that her trainees' moods are down the drain. If they can be more than awful, they will.
Fuck me! Their stats growth will go down!! But it's just temporary, until they can get over me and refocus their attention on their races. This is a setback I'm willing to take.
"Alright, this is enough of a proof, right? Tachyon, guide them from here. Follow the menu."
"You're an asshole. You destroy them and force me to take care of the aftermath."
"Well, you're the assistant after all. I paid you."
"Sigh…"
Tachyon wishes she could just smack her boss with the money she made on the recent black market sale. With the amount of money she made, Tachyon could create the world's strongest handcuffs and cuff the young man to her own wrist. She could also hire the world's best hitman to kill the thieving cat, so he'll be with her instead.
Why did he choose her anyway? What does she have that I don't?
Umm… Tachyon, that should be my way of thinking. Can you not invade my territory?
I'm thinking like this because of you, bastard. Instead of pestering me, why don't you pester that bitch instead?
Umm… I'll… try…
"Big sister!! So you're like big brother's wife, right?"
Before Tachyon could say anything, Urara ran up to Mizuka and hugged her body tightly. She hugged her so tightly that the human woman had trouble breathing.
"Hey!! Can Urara ask you something? Where do you live? What do you do at night? Do you have someone else living with you? How often do you check your behind on your way home? Do you have weapons inside your home? Can you do martial arts? Do you know how to use weapons? How close are you to your family? Will they notice if you disappear? Do you have someone else that you're close with? Are you close with any cops? How tall are you? What's your weight?"
"Whoa! Whoa!! Calm down, Urara. You can't barrage her with so many questions like that. I know you're excited to be meeting my girlfriend, but you need to step on the brake."
The young man grabs the excited pink-haired umamusume and pulls her away from his girlfriend. Urara was machine-gunning her questions so that almost all of them fell on deaf ears.
"Urara, you need to focus on your training, you know? Your race is the next one. You can go ask big sis Mizuka after you win your race."
"Oookaaayy~~! I will visit Big Sis at her home then."
"No. You can only meet her when she is with me."
"Why is that?"
"I don't trust any of you."
The young man can't say that Mizuka wasn't his real girlfriend, and in fact, just a rental girlfriend. This whole plan was so that his trainees could get over their puppy love for him, and that wouldn't work if they knew he was actually not taken.
Hmm… While I'm at it, why don't I knock off the puppy love of Gold City as well? Killing five birds with one woman.
"Ah… There's a book I would like to get from the library. Why don't you follow me, darling? Having a date tour around the Tracen Academy doesn't sound bad, does it?"
"No. That sounds wonderful!"
Stop flirting in front of us!!! Fuck you, you stupid human bitch!!
"Enjoy your date, trainer. And after you're done, maybe you can do it with me."
"Ahahaha! Nice joke, Goldship. You should be thinking of training first since you're going to enter the Takarazuka Kinen."
Bastard! Catch the hint! Do I need to shake my ass in front of you for you to get the hint?!
The young man has noticed that Goldship has been using her hat less and less these days. Her unchained beauty might make every single man alive weak on their knees, but the young man knows better than falling in love with La Creatura.
"Kuh!! Damn it!!"
"McQueen!! Wait!!"
Goldship reacted quickly when she saw a light purple silhouette whizzing by her. She threw herself onto the smaller uma, causing both of them to fall and for McQueen to let go of her knife.
"Calm down!! Calm down!! This isn't the finish line!!"
"Let go of me!! Let go of me!! I can't accept it!! She doesn't have any build-up with him as I do!!"
"Stop!! Stop!! Please calm down!!"
"Don't worry, McQueen. I will finish what you started."
"Suzuka, you have to stop Teio at all costs!!"
"Okay!!"
The chestnut-haired umamusume tackles the amber-brown-haired umamusume to the ground. She understands her comrades' feelings, but she can't let them do anything rash.
"Let go of me, Suzuka!! He is mine!! He is being defiled!! I need to save what is mine!!"
"Please relax!! She is just his girlfriend, not his wife!! We still have a chance!!"
Normally, people would be gathering around the ruckus, but team Minaz is widely known for being chaotic, so this is just a normal Tuesday for them.
Hearing the commotion behind him, the young man fastened his pace. The safety of his girlfriend is number one for now. He can Shoo afterward.
"Let's go, darling."
The young man grabs his girlfriend's wrist and runs away. He thanks the 2 normal umamusumes on his team. If it wasn't for them, McQueen and Teio would've stabbed him by now.