"Not yet. But soon. I promise."
They exchanged looks. Clearly wondering. But let it go.
"Okay, new topic," Jisoo announced. "Doyun's ongoing snack theft crisis."
"It's not a crisis, it's a pattern of criminal behavior!"
"Still going on about the yogurt?" Taekyung asked.
"He ate my yogurt! My special imported yogurt!"
"It was one yogurt."
"It was MY yogurt!"
"Jisoo," Minjae said calmly. "Did you eat Doyun's yogurt?"
"I plead the fifth."
"We're in Korea. We don't have a fifth amendment."
"Then I plead... the Korean equivalent."
"There isn't one."
"Then I'm making one up right now."
"That's not how law works!" Doyun threw a chip at him.
Jisoo threw it back. "You have no proof!"
"I literally watched you!"
"Hearsay!"
"I WAS THERE!"
"Still hearsay!"
"That's not what hearsay means!"
Soorin was laughing so hard her sides hurt. "You guys are insane."
"We prefer 'entertainingly dysfunctional,'" Taekyung said.
"That's not better."
"It's accurate though."
