Xu Guozhong hated Chen Chu to death.
This is clearly a trap he's setting for himself.
The kid kicked the door so hard, I don't know how much force he used, the door frame was knocked askew, and dirt was falling down from it.
Xu Guozhong was dumbfounded. He saw that the county magistrate had his hands outstretched, and Liu Bingbing also had her hands outstretched.
Their palms met.
It looks like two wrestlers are setting up a cucumber stand.
Liu Bingbing's face turned completely red.
Her hair was almost red all the way down to the roots of her neck, and her ponytail drooped down her neck from the back of her head.
Chen Chu also walked in.
He noticed that Liu Bingbing's clothes were intact.
However, he was also worried that the county magistrate might be a quick shooter, as it took him about fifteen minutes from when he left to when he pulled Xu Guozhong over.
He thought that if he played by himself, three or four fifteen-minute sessions wouldn't be enough.
They need to kiss her, touch her, and take off Liu Bingbing's pants and underwear.
Liu Bingbing is such a sexy person. If I were to play with her, I would kiss her feet and lick them for five minutes, as well as her thighs.
He can lick his own buttocks for ten minutes.
He could lick Liu Bingbing's anus for half an hour without ever finding it too much.
But the county magistrate wasn't him. If he were truly in a hurry, he wouldn't have bothered with kissing or anything; he would have simply pushed Liu Bingbing down onto the table, pulled down her pants to reveal her white, large buttocks, and then inserted his penis inside her.
After a dozen or so strokes, a quick-draw artist can get inside.
Chen Chu stared intently at the clothes Liu Bingbing was wearing.
I didn't find any wrinkles.
"You…" County Chief Liu released Liu Bingbing.
"Vice Village Chief Liu and I were just practicing some ballroom dancing. You guys are... the county often holds dance parties..."
"Huh?" Xu Guozhong was dumbfounded, his eyes widened, and his legs trembled slightly.
At this moment, Chen Chu chuckled and said, "County Chief, Village Chief Xu has already prepared the classroom. Weren't you going on an inspection tour? That's why he came to invite you..."
"This door…" County Chief Liu pointed again.
"Ah!? Right, this door has been in disrepair for years. The house is sinking, so it makes a loud noise when you push it open. It's always been like this."
At that moment, Secretary Yang rushed in.
"County Chief, what's going on?" he said, glaring fiercely at Xu Guozhong, who had followed Chen Chu in.
County Chief Liu was also quite frustrated, but it was already too late.
He smiled and went to the school with a few people to conduct research.
It was almost ten o'clock, and the weather was a bit hot, so Secretary Yang held up an umbrella to provide shade for County Chief Liu.
County Chief Liu looked at the dilapidated school building and some second-hand desks and chairs.
Looking at Liu Bingbing, he said, "Working at the grassroots level is really tough..."
The two walked forward, and County Magistrate Liu swung his hand backward.
Secretary Yang stopped and then reached out to stop Chen Chu and Xu Guozhong.
County Chief Liu led Liu Bingbing to a rocky area, where the two sat on two separate rocks.
Chen Chu could only see their backs, very close together, and had no idea what they were saying.
My heart ached, and I wondered what they had been doing for those fifteen minutes.
We can only wait until the county head leaves and then ask Liu Bingbing properly.
But how should I ask? How should I approach her? What am I to her?
Chen Chu felt a little sad.
But I'm also willing to take the plunge and ask anyway.
At this moment, Xu Guozhong pulled him aside and whispered, "Come here for a moment."
The two walked for a while.
Xu Guozhong's face turned cold: "Chen Chu, what do you mean by this, you little brat?"
Chen Chu smiled faintly.
I thought to myself, "You damn Xu Guozhong, what are you trying to prove?"
But he chuckled and said, "It's nothing special, is it?"
"You little bastard, you're the worst! Tell me, why did you push me in there!"
"Xu Guozhong, you better watch your mouth! You've heard how Yan San ended up in the hospital, haven't you!"
"What? You hit me? You bastard Chen Chu, are you threatening me? Believe me or not..."
"Xu Guozhong, I'll say it again, don't go looking for trouble. Just because you're the village accountant doesn't mean you can be so tough. If you piss me off, I'll send you to the hospital to accompany Yan San. Yan San broke four ribs, I'll make sure you break eight! You know Wang Wei, right? Trying to act tough with me, but he ended up in the hospital too…"
"You... Chen Chu, do you still want to be a gang leader or something?"
"Fuck you, Xu Guozhong! I'm saying this one last time, don't play dumb with me. If you piss me off, I don't care who you are, I'll fucking kill you!"
"You..." Xu Guozhong pointed at Chen Chu, speechless. He pointed his finger at Chen Chu's nose.
Chen Chu grabbed his finger and pressed it down.
"Xu Guozhong, let me tell you, you're right, I do have feelings for Liu Bingbing! I like her, and I deliberately pushed you into this situation! What are you going to do about it? Go ahead and report me to the county magistrate? Let me tell you again, I was the one who slept with Xiaolian, I've had my fill of her and want to move on! I'm also telling you, I set fire to Wang Xiaoyan's house. I just want to say one thing to you: if you piss me off, I'm capable of anything!"
"You...you are lawless..."
"What is law? What is heaven? Xu Guozhong, you, as an official, understand this better than I do. Power is the law, even heaven!"
"you..."
"What do you mean, 'you'? Xu Guozhong, you better behave yourself from now on. If you keep acting tough, I'll send a whole truckload of men to chop up your entire family! You don't believe me? You try it! You're such a coward!"
"I..." Xu Guozhong gasped for breath, unable to speak.
Chen Chu rolled her eyes at him and turned to chat with Secretary Yang.
Xu Guozhong rambled on for a while, and finally said, "I'm such a fucking coward."
...
Liu Bingbing stroked the hair beside her cheek.
County Chief Liu sighed.
"Girl, you look a lot like my childhood sweetheart. She has the same eyes as you, and her eyebrows are also curved... Everyone in our village says her eyes are captivating. Sigh, everyone likes her."
County Magistrate Liu sighed and continued, "But her family were landlords! Their class background was bad! My parents didn't approve! In the end… she was raped by the village chief, and she even said… sigh, she even said she seduced him first… later…"
County Chief Liu was unable to continue speaking, and a thin mist appeared in his eyes.
"What happened next?" Liu Bingbing asked softly.
"She jumped into the well! In those days, women valued chastity too much…" County Magistrate Liu said, taking out a handkerchief to wipe his eyes.
"People, sometimes what they hate most is exactly what they end up doing. I used to hate officials the most, but I got into high school, then went to a cadre university, and now I'm a county magistrate, haha! Damn it, I've become an official... Girl, I'm sorry about earlier, I apologize, but... I touched your hand on purpose..."
"It's okay!" Liu Bingbing shook her ponytail.
Just now, County Chief Liu poured her water. When she took it, County Chief Liu touched her hand and then went down to touch her arm.
Liu Bingbing pushed the glass away, spilling water and shattering it.
County Chief Liu sighed again: "You and she look so alike. When I see her, it's like seeing you. Sister, now that I've reached this position, I don't lack women, but I lack loneliness... I really wish I had a confidante who could keep me company and chat with me. Yes, how wonderful it would be to just sit here and chat like this every day."
Seeing that Liu Bingbing didn't speak, he then took out a piece of paper and stuffed it into her hand.
"Hey girl, there's my phone number up here. If you need anything or run into any trouble, just let me know. I can help you with a lot of things... Don't be shy with me..."
As County Chief Liu was saying this, he reached out to put his arm around Liu Bingbing's neck, but Liu Bingbing had already stood up.
He glanced at Chen Chu not far away, and then saw Zhang Cai's white car.
Then he said, "County Chief Liu, dinner is ready."
"Oh, hehe, where were we? Right, rural primary schools are tough! Such dilapidated school buildings, girl, I know you can't bear to see this. If you... I'm willing to approve 400,000 yuan to tear down and rebuild a new school here. Girl, would you like to have a good chat with me... Hmm... No rush, no rush, girl, think about it for a few days, hehe..."
County Chief Liu walked forward slowly, and Secretary Yang appropriately came over to hold an umbrella for him.
The group returned to the village office, which had already been tidied up.
Liu Haiyan has also returned.
They brought a lot of local specialties.
The wine is Gujing Gongjiu.
This time, Xu Guozhong didn't mispronounce the name.
However, Xu Guozhong felt aggrieved!
Damn it, everyone in the village bullies him. Not only does Wang Xiaoyan bully him, but now even their half-grown boy Chen Chu is half a head taller than him.
As soon as everyone sat down, Xu Guozhong drank two cups of Gujing Gongjiu.
One cup is a little over two ounces, and two cups are almost half a pound of liquor.
Xu Guozhong drank two glasses of wine, and he hadn't eaten anything on an empty stomach.
I felt the effects of the alcohol rising in.
The meal was originally ordered from the Dayangshu Restaurant.
However, when the boss heard that the county magistrate was going to have dinner, he hurriedly came over with the cook, took the ingredients and seasonings, and cooked in the village.
Chicken stew with mushrooms, pork with sauerkraut, candied sweet potatoes, and Dongpo pork knuckle are all rural specialties, all purely green and natural.
Moreover, the aroma of the food is irresistible.
However, as soon as Liu Bingbing sat down, County Chief Liu's hand intentionally or unintentionally landed on her thigh.
She's wearing a dress again today.
It felt like a caterpillar was crawling all over her thigh.
She quickly stood up, switched seats with Liu Haiyan, and sat down next to Chen Chu.
County Chief Liu's face immediately fell.
Everyone at the table was completely bewildered.
Liu Haiyan also glanced at Liu Bingbing.
He thought to himself, "Girl, you're really messing with Chen Chu."
Having seen and experienced much, she quickly rolled her eyes and chuckled, saying, "County Magistrate, how about this, I'll tell you a joke, listen to it and see if I tell it well, okay?"
As she spoke, Liu Haiyan gently placed her hand on County Chief Liu's thigh and moved it slightly, seemingly unintentionally.
There are many techniques to touching, and Liu Haiyan's touch was neither hurried nor slow, making County Chief Liu feel comfortable all over.
"Um...hehe, tell me, girl."
"Tell me, there was this country bumpkin, someone who'd never seen the world. A reporter came to interview him, saying, 'We're from CCTV, CCTV-1.' The old farmer laughed and said, 'CCTV-1 sounds like a condom...'"
As soon as he finished speaking, Secretary Yang next to him laughed, and County Chief Liu listened with some interest.
Liu Haiyan, observing the situation, continued, "The CCTV reporter was a woman, and she blushed. She immediately got to the point and asked, 'Grandpa, what's the happiest thing in your life?' The old farmer said, 'My happiest thing was twenty years ago, when a man in our village lost his wife. Everyone searched and searched, and at night they found her in a ditch. She said she was afraid of the dark, so we jumped into the ditch and took turns... you know... it felt so good...'"
County Chief Liu slapped his thigh and laughed: "Young lady, you're quite witty, haha. It's alright, we're all adults, it's just a joke!"
Liu Haiyan then said, "The CCTV reporter blushed even more and said, 'Grandpa, do you have any other happy stories to tell?'"
"Yes, ten years ago, the neighbor's female donkey went missing. Everyone searched and searched, and then they found it in a cave. They even... you know, they did it to the female donkey. It felt pretty good. A CCTV reporter asked, 'Grandpa, let's not talk about happy things, we can't broadcast that. Talk about unhappy things.' The old farmer said, 'The unhappy thing is, yesterday I went missing...'"
The crowd paused for a few seconds, then burst into laughter.
County Chief Liu laughed until tears streamed down his face.
Xu Guozhong was the only one who didn't laugh.
He snorted and said, "I'll say one!"
Zhang Cai rolled his eyes at him, seeing how drunk he was, and thought to himself that he might say something he shouldn't!
He hurriedly said, "Let Chen Chu speak! Chen Chu is the future college student, haha!" Zhang Cai winked at Chen Chu.
Chen Chu smiled on the surface, but in his heart there was a rebellious hatred.
He thought for a moment and remembered a lame joke that Old Zhang had told him.
Then he said, "County Magistrate, let me tell you a story. A wolf was chasing a turtle. The turtle had nowhere to go, so it jumped into a ditch. When the turtle came out, it laughed and said, 'I have weapons now!' The turtle was holding a sickle in its left hand and a hammer in its right. At that moment, the wolf laughed, pointed at the turtle, and said, 'I never thought you, you turtle, were a Communist Party member…'"
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