"I am so Excited by the Food Brother Mu will make…"said Kazuma as he was excited meanwhile Iris with her Golden Hair and Princess Demeanor was sitting across the Table…
Megumin was also knocked off as she wanted to Blow the hell out of Aezeroth as he hid himself for so long…
While Aqua just waited for the Food excitedly…
The funniest spectacle was Darkness…
As she looked at Iris who was sitting in front of her with a slight smile and remembered all of her glorious acts…
She was simply thrilled (Horrified)…
I soon Entered as I used Magic to float a long line of Foods as closed containers came…
Since I used Magic to close off the Scent so no one found out anything but the Moment the Table was ready the Lids of all Dishes was removed and an Explosive Fragrance spread like a Bomb Captivation everyone…
"This time I made C-Rank Food of Multiple Types and its all Exp Food and you can get a lot of Exp and energy from this food and it's enough to level you up at least once…"
I said as I introduced the Glowing Food as the Tempting Aroma was enough to make everyone forget what they were thinking and started digging in…
I looked at these Disrespectful guys as my mouth twitched but I didn't mind as they had enough fun fighting Beldia and it won't matter even if something happens…
Though I clearly underestimated my cooking as it got cleaned quickly…
Before Aqua could ask for more I clapped my hands as Empty cutlery was replaced by full ones again as everyone ate my glowing food with Gusto…
After one Refresh, it was enough to feed even Aqua as Everyone had fat bellies as even Iris was content as this time I poured down Feelings of 'A Rest after a Great Victory' in the food…
Yes, it was pouring feelings like Shokugeki no Souma…
Come to think of it a Certain Koijiro Shinomiya was also a Professional Chef but he only made dishes according to the Book and couldn't put his feelings into the Dishes…
A Failure as a Chef but a Professional Genius…
I thought as I shook my Head…
Only when you delve into this Profession Will you Understand that Mixing your Feelings, whether happiness, sadness, joy, Pain, Love, Victory, Loneliness, Violence etc , is the Most crucial and most Basic Step to become a Real Chef…
I don't look down on Koijiro as a Professional but I indeed look down on him as a Chef…
Because Feelings and Innovation coupled with ingredients and Equipment are everything for a Chef…
But he doesn't have 2 of those basic Materials…
As I watched Everyone Eat, The first Person who spoke after coming out of Madness Feast was actually Megumin…
She came to me as she held my collar…
"You Bastard, you were there all along and you never told me…"Said Megumin as I looked at her then undid my Disguise and said…
"Hello, Loli-Chan!!!"Seeing me say this with a smile Megumin got unstable and wanted to cast the Explosion Spell making everyone scared but I just used that Mana Restrainer I got from the Crimson Demon Village and Megumin's Mana instantly deactivated…
"Don't think too highly of yourself little Loli…"I said as Megumin had astonishment written all over her face and then she was pressed to the ground by my Mana Chains that I recently Forged…
It was an Artifact that was similar in color and shape to the Chains of Heaven but actually they were just Telekinetic Chains as their Rank was only S-Rank but it was enough to Restrain Megumin since this kind of Weapon is a Bit difficult to make due to shortage of Materials…
The Principle was the Wave theory of the Restrainer as I didn't make it much complex due to lack of Knowledge…
Then Megumin was hung on one Corner of the Room but seeing her predicament, no one helped her as they knew I was still harmless and Megumin was the one who suddenly got Crazy…
After that I also took out a Tape as I sealed her blabbering mouth and threw her away…
The next to speak was Kazuma…
"Brother Mu, Is Iris the Princess of Belzerg Kingdom???"Said Kazuma as although he had an answer but he still wanted me to listen…
"Of course she is…"I said in Affirmation as Kazuma was excited…
"Then are yo---"
"Indeed, I am Void…"I said as I gave a noble Bow as Kazuma was super Excited while Megumin squirmed even more though no one Paid any attention to her…
"Hey, Hey, What's all this about???"Said Aqua as she didn't understand what was happening as she didn't know who I was since she probably forgot…
"How could you not know Aqua???
He is also a Reincarnated like me and he also told me that he was sent by you…"said Kazuma as he broke the pot in excitement but I just wanted to see this Brain Dead Goddess's Reaction…
Aqua was silent for a while and then she started flapping her arms like Fish…
"Since you are so Rich Mu, you should have helped me earlier…
Look, I have to stay with this HikiNEET in the stables so you should give me more…
I am a Goddess you know, a Goddess…"I looked at Aqua as my mouth twitched and another Chain of Heaven (Fake) came and tied up the Goddess…
"He he, you Useless Goddess even forgot about me just like you forgot every person you scammed into this World…
Watch as How I torture you today…"Hearing me Kazuma was a bit concerned but then he saw me taking out a Board and writing something on it and putting the Board on Aqua as he tied her with Megumin in a Corner…
Kazuma looked hard and saw what it read at a Glance…
"Goddess Aqua is Jealous of Goddess Eris and wishes to dedicate her filial piety to Her Senior Goddess Eris???"Read Kazuma confusedly as he didn't know how this was supposed to be torture to Aqua but the Moment he read everything out loud Aqua also started squirming with Great Intensity…
I took out several Photos as I threw them in her face and pasted several on the walls as I sat back down…
"Brother Mu, How is that a torture???"Said Kazuma as he was a bit confused…
"Aqua is a Senior of Eris and Is very Jealous of her Junior for her Breasts and Currency naming and more believers so she started making a lot of rumors about her and I decided to punish her like that…"I said as Kazuma Immediately Understood as he looked at Aqua for a while and seeing her pitiful face towards him, He sneered making Aqua have even more Brain Hemorrhages…
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Heaven…
Before torturing Aqua…
"I guess he couldn't help but make a Move…"
"No matter how stupid she is, we should help her…"
After Torture completion…
"I thought he was going to torture Aqua…"
"Are we still going???"
And so the Goddesses Calmed down and watched the show…
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Then only Darkness and Kazuma were left…
"Brother Mu, Why did you come here???"Said Kazuma as he asked my reason…
"Well there are many reasons…
First is that some Demon Generals are outside and causing trouble so I want to take some people and quietly kill them all…
I saw a Divine light falling in Axel's area as I came and understood the Reason to be Aqua…
Then I decided to stay since I had a very high Intuition that Aqua will definitely attract a lot of monsters…
And it succeeded as Beldia came…
And I have a Feeling that another Demon General is coming here…
Not to Mention I met Wiz too…
It was three stones in one shot…
I understood that this is the City of Protagonist in our Anime and stayed here to mooch off the Protagonist which happens to be you Kazuma…"
"Wait, how can I be the Protagonist???
I am clearly so Weak…"Kazuma said as he didn't understand how he could be the Protagonist…
"Well Kazuma, I hope you won't be too shocked about this…
My intuition is always correct so I also had an Intuition about you…
I can also see the future to some extent and I saw you in it too…"
I said as Kazuma Braced himself for the reveal…
"Kazuma, you are actually a Comedy Anime type Protagonist…"
I said as Kazuma Froze…
My Words ringing in his mind as he processed everything that happened until now and compared it with some of the Comedy animes he knew and understood that it matched those things too much…
Tears began to flow out as he wanted to die immediately…
But I quickly stopped him…
"Kazuma, actually if I wasn't here then you would be the one to kill the Demon King…
As for how you do that…
It's naturally through Comed----
It's through Intellect and Wisdom+Bravery…"
"You just wanted to say Comedy, Right???"Said Kazuma as he was going Crazy from Realization…
"Well my other Reasons are…
I need a Vacation with Iris as she needs to load off…
She may be a Princess but she is usually Very busy…
But with my Help the Frontlines have calmed down as I sent some of my Comrades to the Frontlines to Block the Main Demon Army…
The Last Reason is Researching Magic…
There's a Lab beneath this Mansion for making Magical things and I work there forging Weapons…"
Kazuma understood my plethora of Reasons as he nodded after a bit of Adjustment…
"That's where I met you and I saw you were genuinely working hard…
In my World, I was also an otaku and Otakus are usually misunderstood so I looked at you for a while and then gave you some enhancements after some analysis…
After all, Kazuma may seem like a pervert but he hasn't actually even kissed a Girl's lips until now right???"I said as Kazuma turned Red at the End but didn't deny it and just acted shy…
"So has Oniisama also kissed someone???"Asked Iris abruptly making me answer suddenly…
"Of course not…"I said as Kazuma looked at me contemptuously for calling him a loner while I smilingly Hand knifed him…
"So I guess it's the Return of the Dragon King to the Country side huh…"said Kazuma as he gave me an Anime type analogy…
"Close enough…
But Darkness, aren't you doing to tell truth about yourself to everyone…
Or maybe Miss Lalatina is too shy…
Ahhh???
I know!!!
You must be embarrassed to death knowing that your Childhood Friend Iris in front of whom, you are always prim and Proper like a lady, but now you are showing your Masochistic side…"I said as Darkness turned Red and wanted to bury Herself in the Dust…
"Hey, I must say it was fun to watch Lalatina act Crazy and then watching Iris as some Glow would vanish every time she saw her act Masochistic…" I laughed as Iris started coughing on the Tea she was drinking out of embarrassment while Darkness inserted her head more into her chest…
"Oniisama!!!"Iris Pouted as I teleported her on my lap and hugged her as I looked at Darkness…
"Well, Lalatina-sama…
Look your Princess has been abducted by me, the Great Void…
Are you prepared to save her???
Don't worry…
I am the same as those nobles you think who will humiliate you and do this and that with you as I will also do this and that with Iris…
Don't you think it's great…?
And Iris will definitely not Resist…"I said as Iris had already lost herself in my warmth but Darkness rose as she pointed her Finger at me and attacked me to snatch Iris…
"You Bastard, Let go of her Highness…"
But I just controlled the Chains as I tied Darkness along with the first 2 girls and sent them out of the Mansion on the Gate…
Kazuma saw me acting and he knew that Brother Mu would never be too serious so he just laughed it off as he saw the 3 idiots hung on the Mansion's Gate…
Besides Kazuma knew that if not for Princess Iris, with Darkness's Nature she would be happy being tied up like that…
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