Next Day Mu Zhong and Iris entered the Adventurer Guild to Hear a specific Conversation…
"That's how it is, so you think about it too!!!
Think of a business that can earn cash easily and teach me your only good point which is healing magic!!!
I want to learn healing spells after getting more skill points!!!"said Kazuma as he still had some Skill points left as I entered the Place…
"Good Morning Brother Mu and Sister Iris…"said Kazuma as I returned…
"Good Morning Kazuma, Aqua, Megumin and Darkness!!!
If you want to Learn Healing Magic I can teach you…"Hearing me Kazuma Got excited while Aqua Panicked…
"No, Don't teach Him healing magic!!!
No way!!!
Don't snatch away the reason for my existence!!!
You'll be fine without learning it with me around!!!
No, I don't want toooooo----!!!"
After this, Aqua put her face down onto the table crying that I shouldn't take away the only reason for her existence….
At this moment, Megumin and Darkness returned to us…
"What are you two doing…?
The attack power of Kazuma's words is too strong…
If you don't hold back and shoot your mouth off, most girls would cry!!!"
"If you accumulate too much stress…
I could take Aqua's place and endure your scolding, so lecture me all you want…
Don't hold back…
As a Crusader, suffering for others is a merit…"said Darkness as she started Panting like a Dog in Heat as Iris finally couldn't take it anymore…
"Please have some shame Darkness-san…"said Iris as she was only able to speak these words as Darkness started panting again making Iris unable to say anything else…
If only Darkness knew who Iris was…
Then we looked at Aqua, who was crying on the table…
She probably knew she was the center of attention…
Aqua would peek at Kazuma through her fingers from time to time, which irked him…
"Ignore this fellow for now, but…"
Kazuma took a glance at Darkness…
"Darkness-san, you look thinner when you wear your armour…"
Darkness wore a tight black skirt and tank top with leather boots…
With a giant sword on her back, she looked more like a swordswoman than a knight…
She was surrounded by monsters(Happy from continuous Beatings) during the cabbage hunt and her armour was damaged, so it was sent in for repair…
I became polite toward Darkness who was wearing so little…
Darkness had a great curvaceous figure…
Simply said, she was rather sexy…
And with Megumin beside her, it accentuated her body type and size…
I couldn't help but think that with such a pretty face and great figure, maybe I could close one eye to her fetish…
"Hmm? Did you mean to say, 'Are you trying to tempt men with your body, you sow!', right???"Said Megumin with contempt…
"No…"
"Kazuma have some shame…"I said as I looked at Kazuma as Iris also looked at Kazuma like scum…
"No, no, Brother Mu, You got it all Wrong!!!"said Kazuma as he hurriedly denied it…
Then Kazuma Looked at Aqua and Megumin and lamented…
I confirmed once again that no matter how pretty her face was, it was the personality that was the most important…
Megumin said…
"Hey, what'd you mean with that glance???
I want to hear it…"
"It doesn't mean anything, I'm just glad I'm not a lolicon…"
"Good Job Kazuma as we will never be lolicons…"I said looking at and Praising Kazuma…
"Crimson Demons would gladly take on anyone wanting a fight. Good, let's take this outside…"
Megumin tugged hard at the sleeves of my gym clothes, attempting to pull Kazuma outside as she also berated me Mercilessly…
"Iris is also a Loli Mu Zhong…"said Megumin as Iris raised her eyebrows…
"But she's a potential stock…
What about you???"My answer made iris Blush while Megumin Fumed…
"You are a Flat as a Surf Board…"I said directly making Megumin Red from anger as these insults made her remember someone but she couldn't piece it together…
"Back on topic, how about choosing a quest that can help Aqua level up???"
Darkness asked…
"What do you mean???
Is there such a quest???"
For Aqua, the skills she needed had been learned from the very beginning, so there wasn't any need to grind her level…
"It's difficult to Upgrade Clerics as you might need to cast healing on Undead…"
Ah, Kazuma did hear something like that before…
This was common knowledge in many games…
Healing magic had the same effect as offensive magic against the undead…
But this useless goddess wouldn't amount to anything even if we grind her levels…
I had a stroke of inspiration…
When I leveled up, all my stats got higher…
What about Aqua???
The idiot pretending to cry and sneaking glances at me from time to time might get smarter after leveling up, which was the best way to improve our combat potential…
Unfortunately Kazuma forgot that Aqua's IQ is fixed…
"Yes, that seems great…
The problem is that Darkness's armour isn't ready…"
Darkness crossed her arms and announced frankly…
"I'm fine with it, my full set of defensive skills aren't just for show…
Even without armour, I dare say that I'm harder than an adamantoise…
And it feels better without armour when I get hit…"
"You just said it feels great to get hit…"(Kazuma)
"No I didn't…"
"Yes you did…"
"I didn't… The only question is whether Aqua's willing…"
"Alright stop it…
I can give you an Armour so get going immediately…"I said as Iris also wanted some action of the Undead Tomb…
Darkness looked at Aqua, who was lying face down on the table.
"Hey, how long are you going to cry? Participate in the conversation, we're talking about your level…"
Kazuma reached out and patted Aqua's shoulders…
But I realized before patting her…
"Don't bother, She slept…"said Mu Zhong as Iris was exhausted…
Aqua got tired from crying and was sleeping…
Is this goddess a 3-year-old kid???
Soon we took a Quest for a Small fry Zombie Maker and I quickly teleported to the Cemetery…
"Hey, This is so convenient…"said Kazuma as the party lamented as then Aqua Said…
"Hey this tomb might belong to a Big shot…"
The moment she said that Kazuma closed her mouth…
"Flag…"I said as Kazuma's mouth was agape and he wanted to use Violence right then and there but now he had grown Stronger…
Besides I had also Demonstrated many Spells including Healing spells to him…
He learned everything quickly…
So he was confident in going to this Dungeon…
"Ahhh Kazuma your Chance of Steal is still left…"I said as Kazuma nodded and took his Gacha and found a Sword and happily equipped it…
It was a Black Katana I had created on a whim…
"Good Weapon…"
As we entered full Equipped things took turn for the Worse as the Undead might be stronger…
As we entered I saw Wiz sending the Zombies to After life…
Finally I found her…
I said as before Aqua got a Brain Hemorrhage I clasped her collar and threw her behind…
"Hello Miss Wiz…"I said as the Lich Wiz was Shocked…
Meanwhile Aqua said…
"That's a Lich who is on par with the Vampires…"At that moment I merely glanced at Aua as she quickly went behind Kazuma…
Then I smiled at Wiz as I said…
"Miss Wiz, would you like to Contract with me…"I said as I looked at Wiz who seemed shy while Kazuma remembered me saying not to use steal on Wiz…
But Wiz doesn't seem to know him…
"Hey, Hey what kind of devil thing are you trying to do?"Just as Aqua said that I glanced at her making her sniffle and become Quiet like a Puppy…
I then looked around as I sighed and casted my spell…
[Light Domain]
It was a pseudo domain spell I had learned recently through multiple elemental affinity as I purified the Spirits of the entire cemetery without harming Wiz as I then looked at Kazuma…
"Well she was exorcising the Spirits of people because the Churches here are materialistic and ordinary people don't get the visit of priests without Money…"I said as Many people looked at Aqua as she became silent…
'System, now be a Good Dog and send a Contract to Wiz…'
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[Do you wish to connect to the Entity
[Yes/No]
This prompt appeared in front of Whiz as I looked at her and produced a money bag…
"Wiz as long as you press on the Yes button then I will help your Business and sponsor you 100 Million Eris…"This number made Aqua tear her Heart out and cry while others were also astonished…
While Wiz being a Clumsy adventurer actually pressed Yes in a Daze…
[Contract Successful]
Good, Thank you ,Wiz…
'System, now Upgrade her to Gold Card…'
[Analyzing Entity Wiz]
[Analysis successful]
[Name: Wiz(Unranked)
Battle Power=B Rank(Peak Half-S)
Race:Lich
Skills: Undead Mage Lvl5,Mana Mastery Lvl6,Ice Mage Lvl6,Drain Lvl3
Talents:Genius(Blue),Mana Mastery(Purple), Ice Affinity(Purple),Undead Affinity(Half Purple),Devouring Affinity(Green)]
'A full 3 Affinities, huh…'
I thought as most likely Undead and Devouring Belong to Lich Race while Ice was her Original from her Adventurer time…
'System Enter Gold now'
[Acknowledged]
System seemed to be really Reprimanded since last time but it's better not to say anything…
'By the Way, How is the Loan Settled???'
[Host can Transform 10 Characters to Gold for Free]
Huh….
Does this Money gubbing Garbage has a fever???
Impossible, Something must have happened…
Something Drastic enough to change this piece of Trash's attitude…
Hmmmm…
Soon Wiz got covered in a Mana Crystal as I used Spatial magic to hide her body in a Spatial Maze…
"Oniisama…"Iris looked at me as I shook my head…
"Mu Zhong…
That's a Lich you know, a Lich…
Let me kill her quick…"said Aqua as she got Brain Hemorrhage…
"Shut up From now on Aqua will go around the town to cemeteries to send spirits to heaven otherwise I will personally release a quest to close all places from selling Wine to Aqua…"
My threat worked as Aqua was silenced…
"Kazuma!!!" I said as Kazuma immediately yelled…
"Yes Sir!!!"
"I have a Large Mansion that has only recently been Renovated…
You can move all your luggage there…"I said as Kazuma immediately affirmed as I threw him the address and teleported with Iris along with the Mana Crystal…
"Uhhh, Did he just leave???"said Megumin as she scratched her head…
"Well that's the Big Brother for you…"said Kazuma as he knew that nothing of note was left to do and they probably failed the Quest but It doesn't matter as tomorrow things will be fine…
"Wait!!! What did he say???"said Megumin as she heard about a Mansion and then looked at the Address thrown at Kazuma…
"Hahhaha Finally no Stables…"said Megumin as she cheered…
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"This is Wiz…
She used to be a Powerful adventurer of the Kingdom and due to certain reasons afterwards such as fighting Beldia with her party members and then getting the Death curse of Beldia , she wanted to save her party so she had no choice but to ask for a Duke of hell for a contract…
However the Great Duke Denied her and gave her a lich ritual instead on the account of her soul being depleted…
Eventually Wiz transformed into a Lich and saved her party members so they could enjoy a good Married life…
But she turned into a Witch and even her mental faculties were damaged…."
I said to Iris as I placed Wiz in my Mansion…
"Is that so???
She is a Very Admirable person…"said Iris as she understood but that doesn't mean she will like a new girl entering her home but it is fine for now…
Iris understands that she is too weak especially after what happened at the Adventurer Guild the Other day…
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