After listening to the explanation, I recalled something Aqua said...
She asked me, "Do you like games???"
I got it. After listening to all that, this world was just like a game...
"First, please fill in your height, weight, age and other details in the blanks..."
I filled in my measurements on the form given to me by the counter lady...
Height was 165 cm (5 ft., 5 in), weight 55 kg (121 lbs.). Sixteen years old, black hair and eyes…
"That'll be fine, please touch this card. This will display the strength of each of your abilities for reference when choosing your job. After accumulating skill points, you can learn skills that are available for your job. This is one of the key points in choosing occupations..."
Oh, it was time for this...
The time to show my amazing potential and create a big commotion in the guild...
And I should also Intimidate the Gays in this Den Of Gays to make them Stay away from me...
With tense emotions and a heart full of expectation, I touched the card...
"All right, thank you...
Satou Kazuma-san, right...
Strength, vitality, magic, agility and speed…
All of them are average...
Intelligence is slightly better than average…
Huh? Luck's very high, but it's not very relevant for adventurers...
This is troubling. From the numbers, you can only choose the most basic Adventurer job!!!
Since your luck's so high, I suggest you give up being an adventurer and be a merchant instead…
What'll you like to do?"
Hey, denying my life of adventuring right from the very start!? What was this???
Not to Mention I also had to intimidate those Gays...
What would I do now that those Guys Know that I am not very strong...
I must keep my Manhood And Asshood...
I must save them with all my might...
Thought Kazuma as he quickly Made drastic Decisions...
Thankfully his Intelligence and Luck was High as It might be Difficult for him to get Captured...
The corners of Aqua's lips were high in a smile, tempting me to punch her in the Face...
Me being weak doesn't help your cause, you know...
If you remain in this world and one day get reduced to a Prostitute like in the Goblin Slayer then Things will be very bad...
"Um… I'd like to become an Adventurer…"
The counter lady said with a face of worry...
"I-It's fine. After levelling up and raising your stats, you can change your job!!!
In addition, the Adventurer job is just what it sounds like; it's a combination of all jobs...
That's right, it might be a basic level job, but it doesn't mean it's worse than the others!!!
Adventurers can learn and use the skills of all jobs after all!!!"
Counter Lady Praised with all her might to prevent a Newly scammed---, a newly Recruited Adventurer from quitting but inside she was full of disdain as this guy didn't seem to be able to do much...
But he might still be able to contribute his Essence to our Hidden Succubus Hide out...
Thought the succubus Lady as she Planned to Wring out all his Pocket money...
"On the other hand, you'll need more skill points to learn skills. Without the bonus attribute of the actual job, your skills will be weaker when compared to them. It's a jack of all trades, master of none..."
After the counter lady pointed out the good points, Aqua immediately shot them down...
I should find a place to throw her away...
Maybe get some cash...
Yosh let's find a slave next time...
I thought as I looked at Aqua with a Father's smile...
It seemed that I would be taking a basic job, a beginner job...
Anyway, it was the weakest job...
However, I was still an adventurer that appeared in this world...
With it I will have an Easier time Defending my Back Yard in case I ever had to Play Tower Defense Game...
For all Those coming for my Ass will Tremble at my horrifying Power...
As I received my card with my name and the job 'Adventurer' written on it with a heavy heart…
Looks like I will have to Work Hard in the Future...
"Eh? Huh? What's with these numbers???
Leaving the lower than average intelligence and rock bottom luck aside, the rest of your stats drastically exceed the average!!!
Especially your magic, it's abnormally high! Who in the world are you…???"
The counter lady screamed after looking at the card Aqua touched...
The place was in an uproar...
Weird, shouldn't that be happening to me instead???
Shouldn't it be me who Enters this Place like a God and Gets Max Character Card points and win the Day...
"Ah, is that right? Therefore, it means I'm amazing...
Oh my, it's normal by my standard..."
No matter how useless, she was still a goddess...
But her INT and LUCK stats are low...
No wonder she got grabbed by me easily...
I thought I was blessed by the Goddess of Luck but in truth this Aqua was Plain Stupid...
However, Aqua being so happy that she became embarrassed pissed me off...
I must show her how a Responsible Master Trains his little Sidekick...
"This… This is way beyond amazing! Mage-type jobs that require high intelligence aren't available...
However, you may choose any other job!!!
The holy knight with its strongest defense, Crusader(Laughs),The swordsman with the strongest attack, Sword Master; and the top-tier cleric, Archpriest...
You may choose from most of the top-tier jobs right now!!!"
Slightly troubled by the counter lady's exclamation, Aqua said...
"Well, it's a pity that goddess isn't available as a job. It'll be Archpriest for me then..."
"Archpriest!!! Archpriests can use all kinds of recovery and support spells...