Warning: This work contains a LOT of erotic content. Read responsibly. Or irresponsibly. We don't judge.

If you're after something funny, filthy, and unapologetically ecchi, with real action, real romance, and a surprising amount of heart buried under all the chaos, then welcome home.

Expect at least 400+ chapters. New chapters daily (minimum two, sometimes more). A story that will have you cackling one chapter and clutching your chest the next. Buckle up.

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Synopsis:

An unemployed virgin dies choking on sushi in his parents' basement (don't ask), and wakes up as a divine, fully-loaded sex robot in a world where no man can get aroused, and no woman has felt satisfied, in over twenty years.

He was supposed to be a glorified pleasure appliance. A very well-engineered toaster with benefits. Built by a genius half-dwarf inventor and her drop-dead-gorgeous elf mother, he was never meant to have opinions, let alone feelings.

Then a stolen god-crystal short-circuited the whole plan, and now he's got a soul, a conscience, an ever-growing harem of the world's most powerful (and horniest) women, and... somehow, against every reasonable expectation, the fate of an entire cursed continent resting on his glowing metal hips.

To lift the curse, he has to bed his way across the map: centaurs, dragon-kin, demon royalty, forest goddesses, dwarven princesses, and at least one deity with genuinely concerning intentions. Along the way he's collecting a found family of misfits, a body count of increasingly ridiculous enemies, and, despite his creator's very firm rule against it... quite a lot of actual feelings.

Expect comedy that never lets up, action that hits harder than it has any right to, a slow-burn found-family romance nobody saw coming, and a plot that keeps escalating in ways nobody could've predicted (including, frequently, the author).

Weird. Unhinged. Weirdly wholesome underneath it all. Come for the sex robot, stay for the divine conspiracy.

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Deep below the city itself, in a cavern lit by roaring, orange light and thick with the smell of hot iron, Vuvi stands before one of the great forges, a thick pair of goggles strapped over her eyes and a heavy, flame-resistant coat hanging off her shoulders, while Kandoril guides her through the forging process with the breathless enthusiasm of a man who has waited his whole life for someone to actually care.


Chapter 187 - Trial by Fire