The personification of the King of Absurdity is currently busy in his kitchen, wearing an apron with the words "Kiss the Cook" printed on it.
He hums a strange little tune while precisely blending various elemental ingredients with his tentacles.
"♪Contradictions stew in the pot, logic boils bubbling away～♪"
"♪Truth requires a slow simmer, wisdom can't be rushed～♪"
The layout of the kitchen itself is a living paradox display.
The stove burns both upwards and downwards, flames constantly shifting between icy blue and scorching red.
The soup in the pot is both boiling vigorously and maintaining a mirror-like calmness.
The steam rises yet sinks simultaneously, forming a perfect cycle.
"The Earth Element must be steady, not impatient..."
The King of Absurdity mumbles as he carefully slices the stone carrot emanating the breath of the earth.
With each slice, the carrot pieces hover momentarily in the air, as if sensing the direction of gravity.
