As soon as the man released a huge puff of pheromones, Adam froze like a shocked refrigerator. đ¶
He couldn't move. Not even a blink.
Pheromones:
A magical smell that makes people feel fear, happy, numb, and sometimes stupid.
Adam stood there like a statue that accidentally paid taxes.
His brain was screaming but his body was like: â movement not available.
Adam (thinking):
Bro I'm literally a rock with emotions right now. đđ
The man, instead of acting normal like a normal human, did the most dramatic pose everâ
slowly opened Adam's shirt like he was auditioning for a romantic drama nobody asked for.
Man:
"Wow⊠your omega chest is kinda adorable though." đ
Gently pokes chest like it's a stress ball.
Adam stared at him with the pain of 73 lifetimes.
Tears dropped dramatically, like a slow-mo movie scene. đ„Č
Adam (thinking):
Wow⊠everything changed in this kingdom except my bad luck. đ
The man slid one hand inside Adam's waistbandâ
âAND THENâ
Noel:
"Sorry to disturb, did you see myâ" đ¶
And she froze.
Statue mode.
System error.
Her brain disappeared.
Because the scene in front of her was pure CHAOS:
Adam on the floor, body frozen like someone pressed Pause.
Random man on top of him, looking like he's posing for a "Caught in 4K" poster.
One hand on Adam's chest.
Other hand halfway inside his pants like he lost something in there.
Furniture broken everywhere like two buffaloes fought earlier.
A chair lying in the corner, questioning its existence.
Adam's face like: đđđ but with tears.
Noel:
"âŠam I in the wrong house?" đŠ
Man:
"Ohâ hello đ" (not even embarrassed)
Adam (thinking):
Someone save me before I evaporate.
Noel stepped inside slowly, like she was entering a crime scene.
Noel:
"Sir⊠what exactly is happening here? Because this looks likeâ
Nope, no, not even going to name it." đ”âđ«
Man:
"He tripped." đ
Noel looked at:
Adam's bruises
The broken table
Adam's shirt open
Man's hand still on Adam's chest
And the pants situation
Noel:
"BRO I'M NOT BLIND." đ
Adam tried to move but only his eyebrow twitched.
Very aggressively. đ¶
Man:
"It's fine, he likes itâ"
Adam:
Eyebrow twitch intensifies đĄđĄđĄ
Noel:
"Sir, remove your hand from hisâ
WHY IS YOUR OTHER HAND STILL THERE?!" đš
The man slowly removed his hand like a kid caught stealing cookies.
Adam fell sideways like a fallen tree.
Noel:
"Okay. Enough romance scene for today." đ
She grabbed Adam by the collar like a wet kitten and pulled him up.
Adam:
"âŠhelp." đ
Man:
"You two ruined the mood." đ
Noel:
"Sir PLEASE, this isn't a mood, this is a CRIME SCENE."
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