Whilst all this was going on, it was also now time to cast our gaze upon…
a certain… big, [girthy], [well-endowed], bearded man clad in red-and-white Santa Claus gear… except that right now, there wasn't too much festive cheer…
in his expression, which had darkened and become rather grim, even as above, the sky grew dim…
And then flashed!!! With forked lightning, as the storm drew near…
At last!!! After traveling for friggin' ages and a day on his reindeer-powered sleigh [I mean, over 90 chapters had passed since his departure from the nursing home in Chapter 404], he was finally, *here* !!!
Just as the sky lit up, with a crackle and boom, so too Nicklaus Claus also… alighted - even as he also lit up… a joint [it was as usual an e-joint, due to this novel being 'PG'… ]
His face lit up immediately.
Ahhh. Getting old - not to mention dealing with nursing home life - was no joke…!
So the least he could do was have a good [e-]smoke 🫢✨
As he sucked in a [deleterious] draught and puffed contentedly away, adding to the impending clouds of grey, he considered what he had planned for today.
…Where… was it again…?
Ah yes. Shortly, after a brisk rummage around in his… [swole] Santa's sac[k], he quickly found the item that had been hid-den… at the back,
And that would help, in order to enact his next plan of attack…!
In his seasoned [well, seasonal] old man's fist…
Was a 'legendary' item - his "Santa's List"!!!