Chapter 1: You're Like This
New students enrolled, seniors graduated, and the University of Tokyo welcomed a new semester.
Yet on this otherwise festive day, a group nicknamed the "Neighborhood Committee" was extremely tense. A large number of personnel had gathered in Bunkyo Ward a month before the freshmen registration. Besides the University of Tokyo, the traditional venue for the opening ceremony—the Budokan—was also a key focus, while places like the Tokyo Dome were staffed, and shrines had long prepared various arrangements.
The reason was simple: Hachiman Hikigaya, one of the world's Seven Great Demon Lords, was going to escort his sister as a parent to register at the University of Tokyo.
The Committee… no, the History Compilation Committee, was actually happy about this because Hachiman finally agreed to reside in Tokyo for a prolonged period. This implied there was room for improvement in his attitude toward them.
Still, their worry was justified. Tokyo is a place with plenty of shallow waters and more scoundrels, especially ones who don't know Hachiman or even the existence of god slayers or the magical world—there are simply too many of them.
For a long time, Hachiman's indifferent or even hostile attitude toward the Committee almost caused the heads of the four major families to have nightmares every night.
Meanwhile, the Yomi Faction, clearly a group of lunatics, received Hachiman's enormous favor. They acted openly under Hachiman's name, conducting tasks outside, while Hachiman didn't care at all—an attitude completely contrasting his treatment of the Committee.
If one could explain this by saying Hachiman came from DYomi, the later Egyptian group really made the Committee feel stabbed in the heart.
Damn it! He's only been here a few days? I heard Hachiman even gave the Egyptian group a roomful of resurrection coins recently—they can actually revive humans!
Those Egyptians were strutting around, taunting everyone with "Come at me, try to kill me!"
Even worse, because these guys were showing off and not keeping it secret, European magical societies started stirring, especially the Seven Sisters in Italy.
The Committee, feeling the sting, nearly had heart attacks. Apparently, they were the only ones not favored by Hachiman!
After detailed research, they realized the problem was their past methods—they simply weren't cowardly enough!
So this time, the Committee's stance was clear: full investigation of Tokyo, hit the Yomi first—kill if mistaken, no mercy! After investigation, continue surveillance, eliminate anyone who acts up!
In short: as long as the Hikigaya siblings are in Tokyo, no one is allowed to show off! Not even the Prime Minister or Emperor can negotiate! The full glory of the Japanese virtue "If you are strong, I'll humbly step back" must be displayed!
Committee members remembered when they nearly got slaughtered in Chiba for trying to show off secretly—if it weren't for Ena acting as a lubricant, Hachiman would have personally come to deal with them. The other three families were furious for quite a while.
"Granddaughter can fight—so what! I also have a granddaughter-in-law! Have you seen her sea-level operation?"
Sadly, Hachiman seemed uninterested in other people's wives; the three families found this very un-Japanese.
Their hard-trained wives' climbing skills were completely wasted. But…
"Hikigaya-sama Our granddaughters-in-law are very lively! You should try!"
Hachiman didn't even hear this, because he was escorting Komachi… all the classmates were going to register together.
How could he let his little sister go to college all alone? Since it's about studying, it had to be a class activity!
As for Komachi's classmates, when Hachiman called each of them saying they would accompany Komachi to continue as classmates at Todai, everyone—except for a yandere girl who knew the ways of the girl world—thought their often-truant, sports-obsessed history teacher, a notorious sister-lover, was joking as usual. They didn't expect to receive enrollment notices the next day.
Everyone was shocked.
"Our classmate is… flying! The sister-loving history teacher is terrifying!"
The whole class went to the University of Tokyo. The power of a sister-lover was indeed frightening! This was a thigh to hold onto for the future.
Several well-experienced girls secretly resolved that if they encountered Hachiman again while working, they would provide free, super-royal-class services!
Yet the "terrifying" history teacher had another view.
"Don't come with me! Brother, go back quickly!" Komachi fussed at Hachiman, unwillingly.
Hachiman was carrying her large bag, intending to check her rented place and tidy her bed.
"First day at university, I have to accompany you," he said, firmly holding her bag. "Besides, I need to make sure the people you're living with are good people."
"I can rent on my own, can't I? Why stay in such a big place? It's no fun."
"Fool, big is better."
Such a silly sister, not understanding the trick—how could you have fun in a small room?
"But only play with girls, got it?" Hachiman added, causing the nearby girls to quietly giggle.
A yandere girl, a fake loli, a devoted brother-lover, and a black cat—the closest friends were present, though the black cat looked disdainfully amused.
Hachiman scoffed.
Little girls don't understand men's dangers. These were beasts beyond measure! If not believed, big brother would make them feel it today!
Feeling Hachiman's kingly glance, Komachi's friends suddenly felt a bit of stomach pain…
Impatient Komachi couldn't wait any longer. Touching her flat stomach, she said, "I'm hungry. Let's not wait for the car—let's go ourselves?"
"Impatient, huh? Such little patience," Hachiman said, pouting toward the front. "Here, it's coming."
Everyone followed the direction Hachiman indicated with his mouth.
Then, they all realized how unfair resource distribution in human society was and looked at Hachiman with expressions of, "Can your sister-love get any more over-the-top?"
The wealthy history teacher! Cars arriving? There should be a convoy! And police escort? Are those real guns on them!? Absolutely real!
No, even for the wealthy history teacher, this was exaggerated—must be just passing by!
Then they saw a lavish, extremely long limousine protected by a team, stopping right in front of them.
When the door opened, everyone first saw a pair of long legs in stockings exuding seductive charm…
"Hikigaya-sama, sorry to keep you waiting. I am Kitakou Kanako, sent to pick you up."
Standing before Hachiman was a white-collar beauty with ample chest, a slim waist, and curves that left little to the imagination. What shocked Komachi's friends most: this fairy-faced woman looked even younger than them!
Sensei… you like someone like this!?
Pfft! Such a pure, reserved girl—no way she's a loli or busty type!
"Thanks," Hachiman nodded kindly.
This time, the Committee's approach was fine—they finally understood the routine and didn't mess it up despite several chances.
Honestly, if they caused more trouble, He would have obliterated them completely.
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