Boo floated closer immediately. "Yes. I am mentally strong."
Drake nodded seriously. "I can handle criticism."
Luna snorted. "No, you can't."
Felix ignored her and raised one finger.
"First," he said slowly, "Drake would turn morning assembly into a war briefing."
Drake blinked. "That sounds efficient."
Felix continued, deadpan. "You would stand in front and say things like, today we conquer mathematics. Casualties expected."
Kelpie burst out laughing.
Lucien closed his eyes. "Accurate."
Felix raised a second finger.
"Second. Boo would install emotional surveillance."
Boo straightened proudly. "For class bonding."
Felix nodded. "You would float around whispering things like, I saw you not share your snack yesterday. Friendship level reduced."
Rocky looked genuinely distressed. "There is a friendship level?"
Felix raised a third finger.
"Third. You two together would absolutely call emergency meetings for useless reasons."
Drake frowned. "There are no useless reasons."
