Curly-haired Guy: Dude, is this the end of the world? Did Deadpool actually start thinking?
Machete Girl: Don't all smart creatures think? What did you think he was, a bug?
Curly-haired Guy: To me, he's not much better than that. You could even say that bugs are higher life forms than him.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: A single-celled thing?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, just because I'm in a mask, don't think I don't know you're calling me names! A single-celled thing? Is there any single-celled thing as beautiful and moving as me? You bunch of dummies are just slandering me, pure slander!
Doujin Artist: Dude, I think you're a little confused about what "beautiful and moving" means.
Curly-haired Guy: Pfft, that pockmarked face dares to call himself beautiful and moving? Did a dog eat all your self-awareness?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, are you talking about a silver-haired dog with curly fur? Yes, I admit it. He's barking at me like crazy right now, did you hear that, my sweethearts?
Wig Guy: Shut up, I won't let you talk about Gintoki like that! He might look like a dog, but he's not a real dog!
Curly-haired Guy: Wig, I think you're the real dog right now! A total dog, even more of a dog than a dog-man!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Old Man Yama's big move is over.
On the screen, the dazzling bright white light had completely faded away. The entire hall of Hueco Mundo, all the walls and equipment, had disappeared, turning into a giant crater.
Not only that.
Before everyone's eyes, the original blue ceiling had also been burned into an irregular circular hole by the scorching flames, revealing the real black sky behind it.
The power of the strongest and oldest fire-type Zanpakuto was truly terrifying. This scorching power had even exceeded the understanding of the onlookers.
Even Barragan, who was always proud of his "aging" ability, was now filled with seriousness.
He was confident that his aging could rot even the sun. But he also knew that he didn't have enough power to defend against heat comparable to the surface of the sun.
If he were to face Old Man Yama, he would probably be turned to ash in an instant. But even if he couldn't handle it, Aizen wouldn't be doing any better, right?
That guy might not be turned to ash, but he'd definitely lose half his life. Too bad, he probably won't be able to get his revenge.
Although he acted like he was going along, Barragan harbored a deep resentment towards Aizen. After all, the other guy stole his throne in front of everyone and trampled his pride and honor underfoot. The hate was deeply ingrained.
He worked hard, constantly training his new power, hoping that one day he could kill Aizen. But now it seems he won't have the chance.
Staring at the smoke in the center of the crater, Barragan sighed inwardly.
But when the smoke cleared, the sad look on his face turned into shock. Aizen Sosuke was still standing there unharmed, not even a speck of dust on his clothes.
Standing opposite him, Yamamoto Genruysai was breathing heavily, his eyes wide. "This... how is this possible?"
Unbelievable, this is truly unbelievable!
Aizen actually took the attack with the heat of the sun and wasn't hurt at all? Not only that, but even Ichimaru Gin and Tosen Kaname, who were standing behind him, were well protected.
Machete Girl: What's going on?
Even Katsura Kotonoha, as an observer, found it unbelievable, not just Old Man Yama himself.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: This Aizen, fused with the Hogyoku, is too ridiculously strong, isn't he?
Soul Society's Villain: He really is ridiculous. Did this guy really face the Captain-Commander's bankai head-on?
Unohana Retsu couldn't believe what she was seeing either. Even fused with the Hogyoku, Aizen shouldn't be able to withstand Old Man Yama's bankai, right?
This is an Actor: He faced it, but not by taking it head-on like you think. It's a special use of the Soul King's power called Attribute Absorption.
Doujin Artist: ?
Shark-Faced Guy: That's a term I've never heard of. I only know spirit particle collection, that's a Quincy ability.
This is an Actor: This is an evolved version of spirit particle collection enhanced by Omniscience, turning into a special ability that can even convert fire elements into spiritual particles and absorb them into his body. The principle is similar to the Wonderweiss Aizen created in the original story, a special enhancement Aizen made to counter Captain-Commander Yamamoto.
Doujin Artist: Wow, so that's how it is! This Aizen is a real dog, putting in so much effort to target Old Man Yama.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Treating an old man like this, this guy isn't afraid of having a kid with no butt! Of course, maybe he's just jealous of the other guy's bald head!
Curly-haired Guy: ? What's so great about a bald head that you'd be jealous of it? Can't my Lord Aizen shave his head too?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, buddy! You don't get it! Not everyone can pull off a bald head. I don't think your Lord Aizen can!
Curly-haired Guy: I don't believe it! My Lord Aizen can pull off a bald head! Show me some proof!
Soul Society's Villain: So, how are you planning to get him to show proof? Have him come here and shave Aizen's head?
Curly-haired Guy: I didn't mean that, I totally didn't mean that! Because I know very well that Deadpool is too chicken to do it!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: What, you monkey with the curly hair, you dare to mock me? You're saying I'm chicken? Is there anything I'm afraid of? I'd pull Thanos's chest hair, am I going to be chicken to shave Aizen's head?
Doujin Artist: Thanos's chest hair?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Doesn't Thanos not have chest hair?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Of course he does, or at least he used to. As for why he doesn't have it now, it's because I pulled it all out! I'm just that brave!
This is an Actor: You sure are brave when it comes to bragging.
Machete Girl: You can really brag, Mr. Deadpool! You're blowing your own head up too much, why don't you take a break. Isn't watching the live broadcast good enough? I think Aizen is about to start showing off!
As if to prove Katsura Kotonoha's words, Aizen stared at Yamamoto Genryusai on the screen and slowly said: "What you call impossible is just that you haven't reached the level to touch that possibility. You really are old, Genryusai."
Before he finished speaking, he raised the blade in his hand and swung it down in front of the shocked Old Man Yama.
Splat.
Fresh red blood spurted out.
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