DAY 1
Dear Diary...
Just so we're clear, as I pen this down I'm not really sure what exactly I'm about to write. Woke up this morning, got water, entered the toilet and as I sat on the toilet seat —of course while doing some business, barely mine, if you know what I'm saying— I had this idea.
"Have a Dear Diary"
Now, I'm like 'Woah', or not, don't get me wrong. But it's just basically having a 'dear diary' book, on Webnovel, maybe I'm supposed to sulk here or something, but I guess I'll know as I go.
Quite the thing don't you think? The whole 'as I go' thing, I mean, one moment you want to be in charge of your life, then later, or 'as you go' you discover, it mostly is really an 'as you go' movement.
Your A's don't add up, your B's look like a joke, and before you know it, you don't even get the regular thoughts of "You wouldn't make it" or "You wouldn't succeed", it literally begins to sound more like "It'd be a joke, bothering with things to cook you up with".
