How am I going to live peacefully now!
[Congratulations for binding the SCP System host]
My name is Ant and as of now I am really anxious and scared since I have just been hit with a press release from Stark Industries and this holographic notice.
"What am I going to do? how do you expect me to run a foundation in possibly the worst universe for secrecy, for crying out loud theres gods out there and not to mention the Foundations own eldritch gods." I was despaired beyond belief, its like being tortured and finding out the torturer can heal wounds no matter hiw severe.
[ Host for every successfully containment you will get a reward and containment points to build out the foundation better]
"Well that gives me some reassurance... NOT, how on the many gods of this universe do you expect me to contain anomalies?" I am completely livid at this point calling this interface a blessing would be disrespectfull "Do I atleast have a newbie reward like in gacha games?" I ask with my last shreds of hope
[No]
I couldnt get any more mad, I could however drown is despair and whiskey like Logan. I briskly moved around my apartment opened all the cupboards and grabbed the only whiskey.
"How do I even contain these without a base?" I say with whiskey in hand
[Host you have a apartment]
I abruptly spit my whiskey out like a Japanese woman in hen- wait, if its dangerous the heros could stop it... I forgot there isnt any yet
[You will have a safe SCP to start off]
"Safe doesn't mean not dangerous it just makes it easy to contain"
[... Host detected to be a crybaby switching Hosts]
"No wait fine I accept, after all if I dont ill end up dead in this superpowered world and god riddled universe"
As of today I declare to myself that I will live and make sure to stay out of any major plot points.
"Wait do I have stats like in those novels if so let me see them"
[Name: Ant Talon
Age: 23
Strength: 6.5
Intelligence: 4
Charisma: 6
Vitality:8
Abilties: NONE ]
"Thats it? Wow this system is trash. Anyways what's the human average"
[5.6 in all stats except vitality, the average is 8]
"Hey I'm not bad, but why am I stupid?"
[... You died by inhaling sulfur mustard which you made thinking it was the secret to scented candles, you had internet]
Now that I think about it I could have just searched up how a scented candle works. Still I fail to see how this makes me stupid im sure other humans are dumber.
"People have died in dumber ways though." I point out showing how im still as bright as the sun when it comes to pointing out flaws in arguments
[ You missed the point]
Yeah this system is shamless, first it gives me depression now its trying to cover up its mistakes how pathetic. Now I have to clean up the whiskey on the table and recieve the first anomalous object or being, im still confused on how this makes any sense since the entire universe is a anomaly I mean theres wizards, superheros, supervillains, gods, multiversal beings and much more.
"Okay, interface im ready to recieve my first containment mission that will be going in my apartment so I really hope its nothing bad" I added a couple words trying to persuade the interface.
[Your first containment is going to be Scp-529]
[Scp-529 or Josie is a gray cat with tabby markings with no lower halve, its believed that the other halve is in the 4th or 5th dimension, loves cheese and becomes distressed when not fed enough of it]
[Class-SAFE]
Lucky me, honestly I can lure it with cheese and make it my pet counting it as a containment. Now the problem is that people dont know about powers and stuff so this will cause some distress unless I find it fast.
[Location: Rotch Flea market - 2 blocks away]
Smackdown in the middle of a populated place huh? Curse you damn system!!
I rushed out the place like a man caught doing it with a mans wife. Luckily the Market was close by only 2 blocks!!!
"Damn this shitty system didnt even give me directions it just assumed I knew!?" I panted as I ran. At this moment I realised when I did find josie and got my next SCP I didnt doubt for a second it was not gonna be keter.
I finally arrived at the market a bit over 10 mins of running since I ran the wrong way the first time so I had to backtrack. As soon as I arrived I saw a crowd of people mouths agape.
Random pedestrian #1 "Holy schmoly Thunk this cats got no back"
Random pedestrian #2 (Thunk) " Yea hows it even alive or movin'?"
Random pedestrian #1 " Dont know Thunk maybe its a lab experiment?"
I pushed my way past the crowd until I finally saw Josie licking its paws. I looked at it for 5 seconds before I looked around for some cheese. I saw a bit of cheese in stall keft unattended not doubt because of Josie.
I scurried over and swiped some cheese brought it a little far out so Josie could see and it leaves me room to run.
Josie looked over at me and saw the cheese. It stood up on its two legs and moved at my direction the crowd was amazed and dazzled. As soon as it was close enough I picked Josie up gave it the cheese and ran.
Thunk "im stumped it just ran to that hobo over there somehow."
Random pedestrian #1 (Stump) "No your Thunk not Stump im Stump"
Thunk "Why?"
As I ran I made some mental notes. First I need to stay out of cctv someway, I cant have SHIELD and Hydra on my back this early. Second I need to think of a way to hide my identity since at some point the more dangerous monsters will come out to play, and having a agency aswell as a stupidly determined group picking at my brain is no good. I ran and saw quite a few cctv cameras along the way to my apartment I noted them before running out, and now I followed the path were I was least visable.
When I finally made it home I briskly shut the door and locked it. I put Josie down and opened my interface.
[SCP- 529 - Josie
Class: SAFE
Containment: SUCCES]
[Calculating rewards...
Public impact: 2/10
Secretivity: 6/10
GOI notice: 3/10]
(P.S GOI = Group of intrest Ex: SHIELD,HYDRA,SORCERERS, GODS Etc...)
[Calculation complete
Rewarding...]
[Congrats you have obtained 1 small site located at xxxxxx]
[Congrats you have obtained 20 site guards inside small site]
[Congrats you have obtained 1 identity hiding mask]
"Now im not complaining but it seems to me that I just so happened to get a identity hider after putting importance on it" I said this with a grin wider than the milky way. I got no response.
Well that aside now I have a group of 20 armed men and 1 small site, yet im still worried and it definetly has nothing to do with the fact that the completion req exist and its not just capturing.
"Oh, why me god? Why do I have to worry about how I take them in?... I just realised it never told me if more was good or bad... I hate this system..."
At Shield/Hydra
Nick Fury read a report about a cst on two legs with a missing half. The file contsined photos and even a videos of the cat running.
"Coulsoun I dont recall cats having no lower back a normal thing" Nick fury said with the straightest face, Silence lasted for about 2 and half seconds before Phil Coulsoun responded.
"How do we classify this as? And yes cats usually have four legs and lower half"
"There is a chance this could be a scientific experiment that escaped trying to create invisible people and the guy that came to get it back might be a..." Nick fury let his paranoia get the best of him as it always does.
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Thats the end of this chapter
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Im saddened by the fact that I have no idea what the next scp should be or what the date should be like should tony starks abduction happen or not yet before that even, what am I choosing MCU or comics? Im leaning to MCU since its easy to research and find stuff lickity split also its easy to follow. 🧐