The Ninth Universe, ranked last in the average Civilization Index, and the Seventh Universe, ranked second to last, were unable to provide content for GodTube.
What could they possibly provide? Watch how the intelligent lifeforms of the Ninth Universe commit arson, murder, and looting? Watch Son Goku and Vegeta of the Seventh Universe train bitterly every day, screaming "Ahhh—" and "Dadada—"?
They were too backward, with a civilization level roughly equivalent to Africa in her past life. Did anyone in her past life pay attention to news from Africa, care about what games Africans played, or what they usually ate? No, they didn't!
As typical backward universes, information related to the Ninth and Seventh Universes was blocked by the GodPad.
The ones providing content for GodTube were those advanced universes, especially the First, Twelfth, Fifth, and Eighth Universes—the four universes with an average Civilization Index exceeding level 7. regardless of whether they only reported good news and suppressed the bad, this was the content the Grand Minister wanted Grand Zeno to see. Backward universes like the Ninth and Seventh could be temporarily treated as if they didn't exist!
Inside GodTube, it could be described as a scene of peace and prosperity. For Ino, who had long lacked entertainment activities and could only engage in the exchange of bodily fluids, she finally had something to kill time.
"Ahem!" Hinata coughed lightly.
Little Himawari and Little Kale looked at a certain someone in unison.
Ino held the GodPad in her left hand, her fingers swiping across the screen with incomparable proficiency, while holding chopsticks in her right hand, eating absent-mindedly. Just looking at this appearance, she was a proper representative of the "head-down tribe" of smartphone addicts.
Hinata coughed again without changing her expression. Ino hurriedly smiled, indicating that she would concentrate on eating.
After the meal, as Hinata went to clear the dishes, Ino immediately picked up the GodPad again. Her two daughters ran over, one on the left and one on the right, to watch as well. Tonton squeezed its round pig head into the gap between Little Himawari and Ino, indicating that it wanted to watch too.
"Brianne, Brianne, Bri-Brianne!"
"Sanka, Ku, San-Ka-Ku!"
"Su-Su, Su-Ro-Su-Ro, Su-Su-Ro-Su-Ro!"
The two daughters and Tonton were a bit bewildered watching this. What was this stuff? A large group of people over there shouting and jumping around strangely.
The three beautiful girls were considered pleasant to look at, but after the leader of the beauties transformed, she turned into a super fat girl. This challenged the aesthetic bottom line of the two girls a bit.
"Tsk tsk, so ugly," Little Himawari curled her lip directly.
Although Little Kale didn't speak, she also felt that the fat girl, who looked like she weighed over 300 catties, was not good-looking.
Tonton nodded vigorously. Good grief, fatter than me!
"Mom, what are these big sisters doing?" Little Kale asked.
Ino thought for a moment. In the original timeline, the participants in the Tournament of Power probably weren't these specific ones, but the style was the same: "They are witches who can drive the love of the entire universe, claiming to be the most beautiful female warriors in the Second Universe."
Little Kale looked at her sister, and the two children shook their heads in unison. Just this? They were quite pretty before transforming, but after transforming, they're as fat as pigs, and they claim to be the most beautiful female warriors? Give me a break!
Ino smiled; the two children obviously missed the point.
Gathering the energy of the entire universe together—although the method of use was far less pure than the warriors' own energy, it couldn't be helped that the quantity was vast.
These were the Witch Warriors of the Second Universe.
The Second Universe was not one of the four universes exempt from participating in the Tournament of Power; their average Civilization Index had not reached the level approved by Grand Zeno.
Son Goku's Spirit Bomb would gather the spirit of Earth, the underworld, and half the universe at the drop of a hat. Did it seem very united, very inspiring?
In reality, the love of the Second Universe was condensed like this every day. Everyone held a glow stick in hand, shouting "Love, love, love" to the sky. And even like this, they didn't reach Grand Zeno's average civilization standard...
To be honest, by Ino's standards, the Second Universe definitely met the standard. "You only lost a leg, but she lost her entire love!" To attach such importance to love, how could this not meet the standard?
Was it an overcorrection, or some other reason? She needed to think about it carefully.
"Run! Ino Yamanaka is here!"
"Quick, hide the valuables and the children!"
"We'll fight her to the death!"
A group of aliens, with six eyes arranged in parallel on their torsos, indignantly picked up various stone axes and stone spears. The chieftain at the lead even utilized some kind of secret technique, his whole body emitting scalding steam like a steamer. He hopped around in place, red as a large prawn, his posture comical, but his battle power visibly increased by a large chunk.
The chieftain pointed at the sky: "You great villain, come down if you have the skill, and fight your grandpa!"
"Hahahaha—!" Deidara, dressed in women's clothing, stood on the back of a giant clay bird and laughed loudly. He cared about his art; gender was completely irrelevant.
Bullying these natives gave him such a sense of accomplishment! Afterwards, he could even shift the blame. From the inside out, it just exuded a sense of joy!
Previously, he wore a miniature telescope over his left eye specifically to counter Uchiha genjutsu, but that thing was completely useless, so he had abandoned it. Now, following the local customs, he had replaced it in the same spot with the latest model battle power detector.
"Oho, the battle power actually rose to 300? Truly amazing."
He had absolutely no intention of going down for a decisive battle. Squashing his hands together, a massive clay bomb descended from the sky, blasting the group of primitives into a wretched state.
Explosion, explosion, and more explosion!
He continuously tested his new ninjutsu on this primitive planet.
In the past, the power of an explosion was not easy to calculate and required looking at the actual effects. Now, with a battle power detector, it was much more convenient.
When the bomb was molded, he could calculate an approximate numerical value for after the explosion.
The effect of the test was first-class. The universe was so much fun; ask him to return to the ninja village? He wouldn't go back even if you beat him to death!
"Eh?" Deidara looked at the surface of the ground, which had been blasted into a giant hole. Thinking of the mission he carried, he threw two more bombs down.
The magma and earthquake anticipated below the earth's crust did not appear; instead, a layer of strange golden fluorescence rose from the very bottom.
A quarter of an hour later, Karin received intelligence that several spaceships belonging to the Yamanaka Chamber of Commerce had descended on this planet for investigation. Five days later, the news reached Ino's hands: the first Super Dragon Ball had been found.
She immediately teleported over to take a look.
"Hmm, it is indeed a Super Dragon Ball." Ino and Karin went deep underground to observe. Looking at the luster and the hardness, a Super Dragon Ball was undoubtedly hidden inside this planet.
The Super Dragon Ball was bright and too conspicuous, making it unsuitable to break the seal. At this moment, they should maintain the appearance of the primitive planet and quietly tow it away.
"So, is there a problem now?" She asked Karin.
Moving this kind of planet didn't require her to be like Superman and drag it with her own strength. There were companies in the universe that provided such services; as long as you paid, they could help you tow it anywhere.
"There is a group of guys who have also set their sights on this planet now."
"Who?"
"It's a villain from a nearby star sector. I think he's called Lord Slug or something."
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