A multi-destination field trip of this magnitude had definitely not been on Luca Kyros' bingo card when all he'd originally imagined was a quaint little picnic with his husband and friends.
But more than the sudden change of plans, or his rather spectacular failure at managing his own expectations, was the unexpected need to resuscitate one particularly suspicious pirate.
That's right.
Instead of scouting their surroundings to make sure they were safe, the small group ended up having to find a random spot with just enough space to lay down their current patient, as everyone was forced to switch gears and become first-aiders!
The only problem was that this particular man's condition required a completely different kind of first aid.
"Oh no. Uh... I don't think we can treat him like normal," Luca said with a wince, eyeing the medical wand his good brother had eagerly taken out for the occasion.
