"I come to sail? Battle?... De La Cosa, are you crazy? What on earth are you babbling about? We have only one ship, about a dozen people. How could we ever engage in battle with the Portuguese Navy, stronger than the Kingdom Navy, off the Portuguese coast?..."
"Merda! Why are you always thinking about battling the Portuguese? The Queen hasn't declared war against King João... Yes! I do indeed want to 'go to war', but not in some damn sea battle, but rather in the court of Sintra, against those damn court scholars and navigators whose heads are stuck in their arses!..."
"What do you mean I miscalculated? Calling me a delusional fool dreaming of navigation? ... I am the greatest navigator, Columbus! Now, I will personally bring the news of the new trade route, with the natives and goods from the East, to appear before those idiots!..."
