The world inside the Primordial Profound Ark was bigger than the entire Blue Pole Star. In the northern area, there existed a place very similar to the Snow Region of Extreme Ice.
A vast world of white, like a white blanket stretched tight across the earth. It remained buried under ice and snow through all four seasons of the year, untouched by warmth. Everlasting mountains of ice rose at its edges, their peaks unmelting, while towering cliffs of packed snow enclosed the land, sealing it in an endless, frozen stillness.
"Whoa~!"
Hua Caili cried out in amazement, her eyes glittering like stars. She lifted her hands, watching snowflakes dance between her fingers as a sharp chill seeped into her palms, the icy cold spreading through her skin.
This was not the first time she had seen snow. High Priest Ling Xian, the one with the highest mastery over the elements, had conjured snowfall for her many times before, and every single time, Hua Caili would cheer with the same unrestrained excitement.
Even so, this snowfall delighted her far more than those before, even more than the first time she ever saw it. The vast, endless whiteness stretched before her, quiet and boundless, so mesmerizing that it felt impossible to look away.
"Have you heard of the 'Eternal Pure Land', Uncle Yun?"
"Of course I have."
"I heard that it is a world without abyssal dust. Apparently, our ancestors and the Abyssal Monarch himself came from that world."
"I heard that even the most mundane corner of that world is as pure as the Pure Land. I heard that the sky is a pure light blue instead of gray, the clouds are perfectly white and unblemished, the waters may stretch for thousands and thousands of kilometers without end, the number of races is almost countless, and the shape and colors of the plants are truly innumerable…"
Every Abyss profound practitioner held infinite yearning for the legendary "Eternal Pure Land". Hua Caili was no exception.
To an ordinary profound practitioner, the "Eternal Pure Land" was more of a myth to keep their embers of hope burning. But to a member of a Kingdom of God, they knew for certain that it was a real, existing world.
"It is not a myth," Yun Wuji said evenly, "it is a real world."
"Ah?" Hua Caili glanced at him and blurted out, "Have you been to the Eternal Pure Land before, Uncle Yun?"
Yun Wuji answered with a quiet smile. He crouched down to the snow beneath his feet and rolled a small ball of ice in his palm. Straightening up, he flicked it toward her and said, "That's a secret."
"Ah~! Why did you hit me?" The ball collided straight with Hua Caili's face. The cold slid across her skin and down her neck, making her gasp as she stomped her foot in protest. Gritting her teeth, she crouched down and copied him, scooping up snow and crushing it into a ball in her hands. She flung it back at him without hesitation and shouted, "Take this!"
Yun Wuji ran at once, dodging the snowball as it flew past him. He scooped up two more and hurled them back at her, laughing as he shouted, "You can't hit me!"
"Don't run! Stop!" Hua Caili chased after him, teeth clenched as she hurriedly packed another snowball in her hands. Just as she was about to throw it, one struck her square in the face, bursting apart in a spray of icy white.
"..." She stood there for a long moment before shouting, "I won't forgive you! Stand still if you are a man!" She chased after him with a vicious glare, pelting him with snowballs one after another, though the wide grin on her face made it obvious she was enjoying herself far more than her words suggested.
Neither of them used any of their profound energy. It was as if they were powerless mortals, laughing and playing in the snow without a care in the world.
"I gave up! I gave up! Stop!" After running around for hours, Yun Wuji collapsed onto his back in the snow. He weakly waved a hand in surrender, breathless and helpless. What answered him were three consecutive snowballs smashing into his face.
"Hmph! Your surrender isn't accepted!" Hua Caili planted her hands on her waist, thrusting out her chest proudly as she puffed her cheeks. "That's what you get for bullying me!"
Sitting beside him with her knees hugged to her chest, the young woman stared at the horizon for a long while before speaking. "You know, Uncle Yun, you are not as bad as I initially thought."
Learning that her aunt had actually fallen in love with someone made her inevitably feel as if someone close to her had been stolen away. That feeling only worsened when she saw Yun Wuji flirting with other women right in front of her aunt. To Hua Caili, it looked like he did not take her aunt seriously at all, despite the clear affection she showed him.
However, playing around with him in this place made her realize that he was actually not that bad. On the contrary, he seemed to know exactly what she wanted, indulging her without restraint. From this perspective, it felt less like she had lost her aunt's attention and love, and more like she had gained another person who would dote on her just as much.
"Of course I am not. I am the greatest and awesomest person to ever exist." Yun Wuji raised his hand toward the azure sky, speaking with a narcissistic confidence that made it sound like the most natural statement in the world.
"…Yeah, you're also weirdly arrogant and dumb," Hua Caili blinked before letting out a small chuckle. She still couldn't get used to how easily he could say the most narcissistic things as if they were ordinary statements.
"What do you mean by dumb?" Yun Wuji shot her a sharp glance. With his frightening genius, how could anyone dare call him dumb? If he were dumb, then who in the world could even be qualified to be called smart?
"Hmph! You dare to call me granny!" Hua Caili snorted, wrinkling her nose adorably before bursting into laughter. "You wanted to make fun of me, but ended up getting yourself in trouble! Pfft! I've never seen Aunt that scary! Even the other aunties are scary!"
"Serves you right for calling someone as young, as smart, and as beautiful as me a granny!"
The way her aunt and the other women reacted was frightening, even for her. Their glares, even when not directed at her, sent a shiver down her spine. No wonder Yun Wuji had folded so quickly under that pressure.
"…That was an accident," Yun Wuji said, staring at her speechlessly. Scratching his head, he added, "Anyways, I like older women."
"Really?" Hua Caili asked, eyes widening with curiosity.
"Of course. The older the woman, the better," Yun Wuji shrugged. Most of the women around him were thousands of years older than he was, and even the few younger ones were only three years apart in age.
"You're talking as if Aunt is some old hag. Be careful, or you'll get into even more trouble if she hears you," Hua Caili said, rolling her eyes. Then, curiosity getting the better of her, she asked, "By the way, you look so young. How old are you?"
She was curious about this new Divine Regent. He should be fairly young, perhaps three or four thousand years old, which was shockingly young. After all, all the Divine Children were around that age, if not older.
"My age?" Yun Wuji glanced at her, a strange look crossing his face. Why was this girl asking something like that? He always had complicated feelings about his age. By the time he had spent in the outside world, he was only twenty-six, but if he added the years he had spent in the Eternal Heaven Pearl, his age would come to around three hundred and thirty-eight.
Speaking of which, his daughter was about three hundred and thirty-eight, making the gap between them feel weirdly small. Well… at least it was better than Yun Che, whose daughter was literally older than him, more than twice his age.
"I'm a little over three hundred," he said casually.
"So young!" Hua Caili's eyes widened, her mouth forming a perfect 'O.' She pointed at him, astonished. "Are you sure you aren't lying? How did you cultivate so fast?!"
This guy she had been calling Uncle all this time was so young! Even her youngest siblings were several times his age. No wonder her aunt's reaction had been so exaggerated. It seemed she was very sensitive to the age gap between them.
"Of course, it's because of my frightening genius," Yun Wuji said, shrugging his shoulders. He thought about how much time he had wasted in the Eternal Heaven Pearl. If he had started directly in the Abyss, he probably would have become a True God before he turned twenty.
"By the way, what did those aunties mean when they talked about playing with you?" Hua Caili asked. She thought there might be some truth to his boastfulness. Suddenly, a memory struck her, and she added, "What was it again? The weak human child and the Vampire Queens play? What is a Vampire?"
"..." Yun Wuji.
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"Fufufu~! Weak human boy, you smell so delicious!"
Meanwhile, back at the beach, Hei Xiaolian hugged the pale-faced Yun Wuji from behind. She let out a soft, seductive smile, her long tongue gliding across his neck. "Hmm~! So tempting, I want to have a taste."
"You look so fragile, so weak, so seductive~!" Hua Qingying murmured, lightly biting the other side of his neck. Her eyes glimmered with hunger as she stared at Yun Wuji, as if she truly were a vampire.
This was why she had refused to go with Hua Caili and had sent Yun Wuji along earlier. With Yun Wuji's Omnipresent Domain, even if he had gone with Hua Caili, he would still be here with them. On top of that, it felt a little thrilling to tease him like this while he was with Hua Caili.
"Despite your timid appearance, you are hiding such a 'big' surprise. Pitiful human, you surprised me." Kneeling on the ground, Shenwu Youluan held Yun Wuji's enormous cock over her face with both hands, licking him and lightly biting the skin.
Next to her, Su Shang buried her face between his balls, sucking them hungrily.
"No... spare my life... please don't eat me..." Despite the Great Limitless Emperor Yun's reluctance, he still tried to stay in character. His expression was pale and frightened as he whimpered, weakly struggling while casting pitiful glances at the women surrounding him.
"Hehehe, relax, big sisters won't eat you," Yun Wuying said with a seductive and lascivious smile, cupping his face in her hands. She added, "Well... perhaps we will eat you in another way. Let go, surrender to big sisters, and enjoy yourself." Leaning forward, she pressed her lips closer, sealing his mouth.
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