"-Thirty seconds would actually be fine as well! Twenty?! Ten?! Just a little bit of physical contact! I will beg for as long as you want–I will do anything you want as well! Give it to me! Please! A smooch at least? Can I smooch your sharp teeth? Will you weave rot into a gross, slimy, and slithery tongue and shove it down my throat?! By the Pale Lady… I am experiencing physiological phenomena that I thought were no longer possible, Loimos!"
The vampiress reached up to grab the skeleton by the shoulders.
"Can I at least officially call myself your wife? Will we have a marriage ceremony in… Like whenever you want! I can wait for all of eternity for it! I don't just want your attention, Loimos! I need it! I need your love! I need your… Bony love!"
One fell to her knees in a dramatic manner, hugging the Pure Undead's waist.
