Chapter 8 - What Happened?
I follow Shouta home like a stray puppy, and when we arrive at his place, I can tell that I am either going to be arrested or it will be the best night tonight. Why? Because the squad is together!
"WELCOME BACK!" I hear screams, and when I enter behind Shouta, I see Nemuri and Hizashi on the couch with popcorn. Shouta ruins the mood quickly.
"Shut up, I'm already going to have complaints with just Izuku. Let me stay in this place a little longer before you get us kicked out." I look at him, confused.
"Us?"
"You're stuck with me either way."
"Does that mean we're going to be homeless together?" This causes Hizashi and Nemuri to burst out laughing.
Hizashi speaks up first, " Nope! If you get kicked out, you two are staying with me." Oh, God damn it.
"As long as you and Shouta are quiet so that I don't hear you, I could care less." I decide to say. Hizashi gives me a weird look. HOLD UP, HE DOES NOT KNOW THAT - SHOUTA, DAMN IT! "Well, you see -" I'm about to start explaining when I feel the most potent punch ever from Shouta in the stomach. Immediately, I fall over, and I have to cover my mouth to keep from throwing up. I'm not even dramatizing it. I bet all my money that I'll have bruises tomorrow. I can hear Nemuri laughing up a storm. At least someone gets where I was going. I feel someone grabbing my shoulders, and I am going to assume it's Hizashi since he has actual emotions. Turns out, I'm right.
"Shouta! You hit Izuku too hard!" Hizashi complains. I look up at Shouta to see him hiding his face in his scarves. Score.
"He shouldn't have tried making the comment he did then." I stand up, with help from Hizashi up as I head to the kitchen.
Nemuri notices quickly, "Kid, where are you going?"
"I'm not eating popcorn. I want actual food. I want to chew actual food." I state as I start making whatever is on my mind, which happens to be katsudon because it's my favorite. Meanwhile, I'm recovering from the shock factor that fucking Shouta of all people basically adopted me. Due to this, I quickly finish. I bring it to the adults to find them all on the couch with a movie, handing them their plates.
"Izuku! We could have just eaten popcorn!" Nemuri tries to complain to me.
"And y'all think I'm the goddamn child. Eat." I sit down in the armchair near them with my own plate and start eating.
Shouta looks at me before saying, " You are a child. You're just too serious at the wrong times."
"Fuck you."
After dinner, I cleaned up plates, and I came back out to find the adults arguing over some bull shit.
"Shouta, you can't kick us out!" "Yeah, you'll get lonely." The two loud adults complain.
"Yes, I can. I need to discuss something serious with Izuku, and he is easily distracted." Yep, nope.
"Bitch, I am not," I exclaim.
"Perfect example. Now leave before I hurt you both." Shouta glares the two down.
"I'm only saying this because I do not want more people getting bruises, get out. His punches are painful, especially tonight." I'm not that petty, after all. Both of the adults pale before running out, leaving Shouta and me.
"Thanks, kid."
"I was only saving their lives and our eardrums." And maybe making sure we keep the apartment. I want to be able to hack to get money to pay for a place before we get kicked out. I'm willing to pay. It's the least I can do for the idiot in front of me.
"I could care less about the reasoning. Tomorrow morning, you will be talking to Nezu. Apparently, you're a genius in everything. Hence, he has to adjust your classes, so you actually learn something and not just gossip with Hizashi."
"Damn it, I was enjoying that too. I guess it's bound to happen when you can't sit still."
"You think? You can barely sit still for five seconds." Shouta's right because I'm already up again.
"I don't need to be reminded. I already know that I move around too much and junk like that."
"Izuku, you just happen to be overly hyper is all. I don't know how, but you are."
"Whatever." Shouta quickly moves on to seriousness.
"With you in my house now, you have to actually stay here. We will deal with the paperwork tomorrow after school to officiate it, so legal charges don't happen in case you blow up the world on your mom. You have to actually deal with me now instead of just wondering off whenever."
"I think you mean the other way around." Shouta grabs my shoulder, forcing me to look at him.
"You aren't as bad as you believe. Sure, you're hyper and pull pranks, but it's not like you're stealing or something like that." I mean, I've hacked the government. I think that's equally bad, but I won't say that.
"That's funny. No need to lie, Shouta." I feel him tighten his grip, and I look up again. He is not a happy hot man.
"Izuku, you are the most capable in your class. You might understand one day if you open your mind and look around."
"Too ignorant to see the world like that. Do you have anything else to tell me, or is it bedtime?" Not that I believe in bedtime. Shouta lets go with a sigh, thinking for a moment.
"Oh, you're going to start working out in the mornings with me." That's surprising. Maybe for the wrong reason for me.
"You work out in the mornings? Isn't sleep more valuable?"
"I have to stay in shape somehow, and mornings are the only free time I have anymore."
"Hold up, but you teach in the mornings. Do you mean early mornings?"
"Yes?" My god, this man has no free time. No wonder he looks so dead inside! "Anyway, you're joining me so I can make you burn some of your overloaded energy."
"Okay, I seriously don't think I'm that bad."
"Izuku, that is saying a ton because you are the most hyperactive student I have had to teach yet."
"Maybe all the other students are just always tired." Shouta glares at me. I know I can be hyper, but I'm not hyperactive. I think. He sighs before shaking his head.
"It is bedtime, kid. Be up by 4, we leave at 4:15 to work out. Good night." Shouta grumbles as he leaves.
"Good night!" Secretly, I am thinking all hell is going to break loose. FOUR IS TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR THAT BS! AT THAT TIME, I'M BUILDING SHIT! NOT RUNNING!
Okay, so Shouta got lucky this morning because I've actually slept two hours, and I have been up since two this morning working on something.
Why?
Because I've come up with a fantastic new idea for my suit! What happened was I was dreaming that I was flying, but it's not like my booties that stay on the ground. I'm in the air! This wakes me up, and I realize that I need to go into the air.
I need to fly.
With this in mind, I go into my deep thinking, pulling out my notebook and laptop until I find the perfect solution once I start looking over my anime list. A lot of my ideas are replicas from there, after all. That is when I found it.
The Attack on Titan mobility gear.
If you have never watched the show, go watch it. It involves a bunch of blood, and it's perfect for some vampires! Either way, the mobility gear is meant for quick movement all around using grappling hooks and compressed gas canisters. The only thing I will be excluding is the swords that are with it, replacing it with my own as they are sharper than in the show. It will attach to my belt with a ton of other ropes, or else them bitches are going to fall off. The only downfall is the gas canisters meaning I have to limit the use a little bit, but I have solutions in places. The great news is the anime provides a great idea of how it works, thus why I will be able to work on it after school today. I was writing down my thoughts when I hear a knock before the door opening, revealing a tired Shouta.
"Kid, how long have you been awake?" Shouta asks tiredly. How is he awake? He's going to pass out at any moment. Also, wrong question. I need little to no sleep to be as hyper as I am.
"A couple hours, I came up with a great idea for mobility," I say excitedly. Still, I use a calm voice as I know he probably doesn't want to hear me screaming already. Shouta sighs.
"Get dressed and be out within five minutes. You better not pass out during class." He mumbles.
Not like I can. I don't need sleep!
I quickly get dressed and meet him out there, ready to go. Shouta is prepared to go. He has workout clothes on with his hair up in a ponytail, showing off his jawline well. He already has stubble showing again. I can see why he does not shave. That has got to be inconvenient. I sadly have a clean boy face, so I can't grow a badass green beard. Usually, I would be talking, but I actually feel sorry for him, so I'm quiet. He nods in approval as we both get our shoes on quietly. He steps outside before running off. Thank god I'm decent shape because I caught up with him easily and stay side-by-side to him. We enjoy the darkness without a word. Then, we arrive at the beach, surprising me a bit. Neither of us broke a sweat. He leads me to the edge of the water, where it doesn't touch us.
"Alright, stretches first. Just follow my lead and shut up." Shouta states as he starts stretching. I follow but doing the opposite of the second command.
"No offense, but you were asking for it. I've been quiet the whole time!" I complain.
"So Izuku is still there? Good, I thought someone took over your body." I glare at him.
"I was being respectful because I thought you would not want me to talk."
"I thought so too. Then I realized that it's creepy. You can go back to being quiet now."
"Fuck you. I'm only going quiet for my own reasoning, not for your damn ass."
"May I ask why?" I flip him off, receiving a snicker. Either way, we work on the beach for an hour quietly. I'm enjoying the sound of the waves, hence why I'm willing to be quiet instead of pissing off Shouta.
"Today, class, you will be choosing your class representative. Please try to choose somebody reasonable. Do whatever you want, but I'm taking a nap." Shouta states as he moves to the corner in his sleeping bag and passes out. I don't get how he does it. TEACH ME THE WAYS! On second thought, don't. I don't want to be sleeping on that dirty-ass floor. Anyway, everyone starts raising their hand, saying they want to be the class representative.
"Pick me!"
"Hey, I want to be the class representative!"
"Me too!"
"Vote me class representative, and I will make sure that girls wear skirts 30 centimeters above the knee!" I swear I hear a slap from one of the girls. Damn grape boy. I decided to put my two cents in, shutting the whole class up.
"I couldn't give two fucks about who is the class representative. Just start a democratic vote for goddamn sake. Just know that if anyone votes for the damn pervert, I will start drinking again tonight." I state. Everyone looks at me, surprised. Well, except Bakugo.
"Stop being overdramatic, Deku!" He growls at me. Fuck him.
"It is not overdramatic if it is the truth, Kacchan~" I sing his nickname.
"Do not call me that, Deku." I hear the explosions in his hands.
"Do not fucking call me Deku then, Kacchan." Iida decides to force himself in to try and shut us up.
"Izuku, no cursing or drinking! Bakugo, no quirk use. Now, I will say I agree with Izuku when he says we should vote democratically." I'm starting to consider drinking now. Too bad, I see Shouta glaring me down from his sleeping bag with his stupid quirk on to try and scare me. The only things that scare me are cockroaches and germs, bitch. Try harder. I can vaguely hear Bakugo screaming, but he shuts up quickly before he attacks anybody.
Kirishima, however, brings up an interesting point, " We barely know each other, how are we supposed to vote like that?"
"That is how Americans vote. There is a reason they have an increasing trillion dollar debt. We're just a class; how bad could it be? Anyway, whoever gets multiple votes is obviously has something." This seems to settle everyone down. Welp, alright then. LET'S GET THIS BULLSHIT OVER WITH CLASS!
Alright, so here's the thing. I was initially going to vote for Iida, but I decided against it. Why? He would gain more of a reason to complain about my multitude of problems. I'm not willing to deal with it. So what was my second choice?
Yaoyorozu Momo
This is probably interesting because, based on first looks, our personalities clash like War World 3. However, I'm willing to respect the fact that she is a genius, and I know this because of her quirk creation. From what I have seen, she can create any non-living object as long as she has some weight to sacrifice and some skin showing. I feel sorry she's in class with grape-boy because her costume is the most revealing in the class. Anyway, in addition, she has to know how every object is made. For example, if she wanted to make a sword, she would need to know the components. Based on her match yesterday, she knows how to create a ton of things. That takes a ton of memorizing, similar to how I remember programs. I can also tell she is a natural-born leader, making her my vote as a class representative.
Yaoyorozu did get class representative.
However. . .
"HOW IN THE HELL DID I GET VICE CLASS REPRESENTATIVE?!" I scream, waking Shouta from his slumber. He's pissed. Too bad the students cut him off before he could say anything...thank you class 1-A.
"You can be nice, you get straight to the point, and you know what you're doing!" Uraraka happily supplies.
"Um, I'm like the um...second worst person to choose from like, I am above Mineta, and that is it."
"Hey!"
"You helped us realize some...harsh truths, even if your language is vulgar," Iida adds to Uraraka's statement. I sigh.
"Yaoyorozu-" Momo cuts me off.
"Momo, call me Momo since you go your given name anyway."
"Momo, you see where I'm coming from, yes?" I look up at her because GOD DAMN IT I'M SHORT! She has to think a moment about that.
"I can see both sides. You have a bit of an extreme personality, so that could cause problems; however, you do possess knowledge of a point-of-view that the rest of us can not understand. You also seem very smart based off your costume design and your hacking skills."
"You can say quirkless. I'm not going to be offended. I stated it pretty loud on the first day of class, after all. Y'all treat it like it is a racist term, and it's not. It's a cold-hard fact."
"That is exactly what I mean. It's going to be interesting working with you." That means this might not end well. Anything with the word interesting is bad.
"God is probably slamming his head in the clouds right now, but I think I can handle it since I'm not the major league character." This earns a couple of confused chuckles. Shouta gets up, done with this class.
"Yaoyorozu is class representative, and Izuku is vice. Izuku, stop cursing in class, along with joking about certain habits you had. Class dismissed. Izuku, please go see Nezu in his office now." God damn it.
Normal people would be scared of a hyper-genius bear, rat, dog thing. However, I'm excited. I guess it's curiosity taking over the ship at the moment. I knock on his office door that took too long to find.
"Come in!" I hear a voice and enter. Somehow, the short rat has a large office, but I won't judge. "Midoriya, I've been waiting for you! Come take a seat. I hope you did not have too much trouble finding the place." I walk over, take a seat, and lay back comfortably.
"First off, I refer to Izuku. Second off, yes, I did. I can break into government coding, but I can easily get lost within a block and end up 30 minutes away when the walk was only supposed to be 5 minutes." That is true. Nezu does not seem too surprised at how I'm speaking to him, though. I can get used to this.
"Something you should work on?"
"Probably. Anyway, let's get this over with Nezu." I swear I see a spark of interest in his eyes.
"Well, first off, let me say congratulations on being the first quirkless student to get into UA. It was interesting seeing a kid break the whole exam. However, you are an interesting kid in general. Through all the pop quizzes, you scored perfect scores. We normally make them extremely hard to see where students are at, but you passed through them like they're nothing." That's what happens when you have too much free time. " I would like to send you to classes that would benefit you more. The main class you will be taking is the support class. I noticed how well your support items are built, so I believe you would like plenty of time to work on whatever you want and experiment." There are probably lights in my eyes now," That covers only one class. You still have three more spaces. I had to think about this, but I decided that you would best fit as my personal student!" Thank God I had nothing to drink.
"Hold the phone, what?" Nezu chuckles at my reaction.
"You see, I have been looking for a personal student for a while to past down my teachings to. You seem to be the perfect candidate." A psychotic kid is your perfect candidate? "I know about your past with Aizawa. The drinking and the smoking habits that you kicked, which is impressive for someone your age."
"Impressive that I started at that age or impressive that I stopped?" Time to test my limits!
"I think we both know where I was going with that, Izuku. Oddly, you're acting stupid even though you have already proved to possibly be a genius."
"They are more like to kidnap a smart person over a dumb person. It's just part of the act mixed in with who I actually am. Quirkless get aimed at because we are believed to be inferior in society, the weaklings in society. People go out of their way to kill us, even though I have multiple theories of what is going to happen."
"Oh, please do tell."
"Quirkless are always going to be apart of society no matter what. A quirkless person can be born from parents with a quirk. Are they going to continue to die in ridiculous ways? Yes, but they are still going to be around. A certain amount of the population is going to remain quirkless, whether it be just because or if it's for any sort of advancement. Without quirks, I could have left this hell-hole of a planet by now and be living on Mars. Quirks slowed down technology advancements tremendously."
"What makes you say that a certain amount of the population is going to remain quirkless?"
"For that, we are going to look at another ability of humans. Handiness. Over the years, the percent of people left-handed has always remained the same. We don't know why it just has. It could be for competition or just because, like with the quirks, but it's there. We probably will never know the reasoning, but it's there just like how the quirkless will always be there." Nezu lays back in his chair, thinking.
"That is an interesting theory. That just proves you are my new personal student!" Damn it.
Chapter 9 - It's Official!
Nezu is not a bad teacher or anything, but DAMN. HE CAN RAMBLE! They invented summaries for a reason, rat! I'm surprised he can deal with me for three classes. Actually, I think Nezu is the first person to have aggravated me in that way, so good job rat! You made the impossible possible! Anyway, I'm finally free, and I go to my final new class: Support. I'm excited because support is basically what I do. I enter the room, and it's a technology wonderland. I have nothing compared to this room.
"Oh, you must be Izuku, correct?" I turn to my right to find Power-Loader approaching me. Power-Loader has a unique costume. He has a massive helmet with gloves to compliment is quirk. He stands out well. Thank God he has a shirt on. I nod. "I have to give you a safety test first. It's to make sure you won't get injured or explode the whole lab like a certain someone here," Power-Loader states, increasing his voice at the last part to make sure he is heard. Exploding the entire lab? That sounds like my type of person!
"Hold up, who is the person who explodes the lab?" I ask with a broad smile on my face. Before the man can respond, a girl with bright pink hair dashes over to me.
"I am! Hi! I'm Hatsume Mei! Are you the new student?" She is a bit out there, but she matches my personality well.
"Yes, Izuku! Anyway, let me take this safety test first before we explode the building."
"Yeah! This is my kind of partner here!"
"NOOO?!"
Turns out, I'm really good at knowing the safety rules. I'm shit at following them.
Right now, it's free time to do whatever we want, and I quickly realize that Hatsume is the perfect help for me. I show her my idea about the mobility gear, and we set to work on that when she brings up another detail.
"Hey, Izuku, how about we add something to your shoes so that in case you fall, you won't get hurt?"
"That would be immensely helpful. I actually want to add something else to my shoes. Is there any way to include something to help me jump higher? Maybe springs?"
"Oh, yes, that is perfect! I have the perfect thing for you to add to your suit, also for style and work!" I see Hatsume run over, going to a closet before pulling out a black leather jacket with a white-furred hood on the inside.
"Damn, stylish girl! I'm going to assume this is a basic. We can sew in hidden pockets on the inside, correct? Maybe a couple of holders for throwing knives as well?"
"Yep! Except I think we should dye the fur green for style to match your bow tie."
"Alright! Let's do this!" Hatsume and I get to work. I never worked with someone as efficiently as I'm with this girl. It's weird but cool. By the time lunch comes around, Power-Loader has to kick us out. Thankfully, there are only a couple more things that need to be done before my costume is temporarily complete.
I head to the cafeteria to find Uraraka and Iida after I grab my food and sit down with them.
"What up, bitches?!" I say with a grin on my face. Iida, obviously, does not approve.
"Where have you been and what did you do to get yourself removed from class so long?!" Iida exclaims. I leaned over to dramatize the whole thing.
"Simple; pass all the pop quizzes with perfect scores, and you get out of all the classes, placed in a support class, and become the rat's personal student!" Both of them look at me, surprised.
Uraraka smiles, " I can't believe it! Seriously?"
"Oh, if only you knew the troubles! He's smart, and I can't outsmart the bear."
"You must be brilliant then Izuku...not that you are good at showing it." Iida states.
"I know. I act stupid on purpose because they are less likely to kidnap a stupid person over a smart person to come up with their plans as they are too damn lazy to come up with." Iida sighs at my cursing. It seems like he is getting the point; I'm not going to stop cursing. As we're eating with me over-dramatizing everything, the alarms go off. Iida informs us what is going on.
"That is a level 3. That means someone broke into UA!" I can see this sea of children panicking as they run, trying to get out to evacuate. There is no way in hell I am sacrificing myself. I walked over to the window calmly to see that it's just the damn reporters trying to get their asses in.
"Guys, it's just reporters. And people say I cause problems. This is just madness." I respond with a blunt voice for once.
"We have to tell the students!" Uraraka says.
"Eh, I rather watch this pity party, but I can do this." I walk over on to a table, jumping on top and slamming my feet down, making as much noise as possible while screaming, "HEY! CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LOOK OVER HERE YOU DUMB FUCKS!" Thankfully, my voice is loud, and the students face me quickly. My throat is sore, but I guess I have to inform them more, " IT'S JUST THE DAMN REPORTERS! YOU ARE AT THE TOP SCHOOL IN JAPAN, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO? PATHETIC! EVERYONE CALMLY WALK TO CLASS WITHOUT KILLING ANYBODY!" I yell to the students, coughing after the whole sentence. They can feel my wrath. The students start going to class calmly as I get down from the table. Ignoring anything Uraraka and Iida have to say, I walk to a janitor's closet, grab a washrag, and walk back to the table I stood on and clean up. The two give me weird looks. "What? I'm not going to let the table stay dirty." Too bad my voice sounds like death itself.
"I...I am actually surprised you were willing to do that." Iida responds.
"I curse, and I'm a cleaning addict as well. Let's just go." The three of us head to class, and I'm for once quiet because my voice is killing me.
When we arrive, we are the last ones there and to go to our seats. Well, Iida and Uraraka head to their places. I, on the other hand, am going to do something that Shouta can't stop me from doing because he is not here. I go to the front of the class, facing them, and I see scared looks on their faces.
"God damn, just because I have a voice doesn't mean you have to act like I kicked a kitten. Don't do that by the way, or else I will go after you. I'm here to announce something else before Aizawa can tell me hell no. I'm withdrawing from class vice representative because I'm unwilling to deal with your asses. I'm replacing myself with Iida. Iida is more capable of this position than I will ever be because I would cause too much trouble anyway. Iida, don't make me fucking regret it. I'm just glad Momo is class representative, or we would all be squashed by the rule book." This causes a couple of chuckles as I head to my seat.
"Thank you very much, Izuku! You will not regret it!" Iida says, saluting to me. We wait for Shouta to come in to continue class.
"Izuku, let's go. We're heading to Nezu's office." Shouta tells me. It's the end of the school day, and I was forced to stay after school because of Shouta. Now I am going to the principal's office? This is hell!
"I've done nothing wrong!"
"It's to deal with the custody stuff, Izuku..." Oh... Hold up.
"Why is Nezu involved?"
"To make our lives easier."
"Alright, then." We arrive at the office and sit down across from Nezu.
Nezu says, " So you are here to gain partial guardianship of Izuku?"
"Yes, sir. Without the whole conversation, can we get this over with?" Shouta states bluntly. Damn, harsh.
"Of course!"
It was reasonably straightforward. Apparently, Mom had already signed everything earlier, so it just took a few signatures from Shouta's part.
Interesting Fact: I return to Mom after the Sport's Festival. That's going to be a fun-filled week!
I'm officially Shouta's brat for some reason! We can officially do an episode of Strict Parents!
Seriously though, it takes me a moment to get used to the news if I may be honest. That's a plot for you! Shows what kind of shit can happen to you.
We step out of the room quietly as nobody wants to hear a lecture from Nezu about anything really.
"Are you okay?" I can hear the worried tone in Shouta's voice. I snap out of the drab quickly, looking up with a smile to make him forget.
"Fine as dandy! I assume you have papers to grade?" I feel a smack upside my head, " OW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!"
"Settle down, problem child, it wasn't even that hard. You don't hide your emotions like that. I will not question you now, but I will want answers later."
"Let's hope that the part of the script to reminds that is burnt. I was just thinking is all, you dramatic man."
"What?"
"Nothing." Flex seal. You're needed
"Just head to the teacher's lounge and say out of trouble." Oh, Shouta, you're so ignorant.
"Okay, so how do I keep a girl or guy interested in me after I tell them I'm quirkless without locking them in a sex dungeon?" I ask.
"Just let them go. You will find the right one eventually!" Nemuri replies.
I managed to find some company in Nemuri, somebody I have yet to have some alone time with, so here we are! I have been asking for dating advice, and so far, I hate it! It takes too fucking long!
"Come on! That is going to take forever!"
"You could become a hoe!"
"Um, that is impossible when the greeting is, "Hi, what is your quirk?"! Besides, people consider me too cute to bang!"
"Make-over?" Now that might be worth considering.
"What kind?"
"Right now, you have a babyface. You need to work with that to make yourself look hot. Right now, that green mess is not doing it for you." I will admit that it's long. It needs to be cut.
"True."
"What are you two talking about?" I hear Shouta as he enters the room with Hizashi behind him.
"Oh! We were talking about me becoming a hoe!" I say with a huge smile. Hizashi and Nemuri break down laughing, and I hear a couple of other teachers joining in or watching.
"Not in my house."
"It won't be! It will be on the beach!"
"Izuku, you aren't going to be having any one-night stands. I'm not saying that because I will stop you. I'm saying that because you are being dramatic." Ignored.
"If it makes you feel any better, I can date only guys, so I don't get a girl preggers."
"Shut up with the lies, kid. Even if you were going to try, nobody would take you. If someone did, I would stop you."
"Damn it. That hurts." It takes a moment for Hizashi and Nemuri to recover.
Hizashi says, " Dadzawa?" I burst out laughing. Shouta growls.
"Don't give him any ideas-" I cut him off.
"Dadzawa!"
"Dang it, you two."
Chapter 10 - Titanic Wants Intense Karma
I'm salty with Power-Loader right now.
So Hatsume and I finished my mobility gear and even tested it to make sure it works. Now with tons of free time on our hands, this leaves us to create whatever our heart desires! This lead to us working on what Hatsume wanted to work on: A literal robot suit for the Sports Festival. You see, she happens to be fantastic at advertising, but she needs a product to advertise at the festival. You should know where this is going. We built a prototype and decided to test it in the testing room with Hatsume wearing it because she is going to have to wear it eventually anyway.
Well, we fucked up somewhere because the next thing we know, Hatsume is trapped in the suit that is locked in place. Yeah, that might need some work. As it turns out, you don't destroy the machine while a person is in it. Did she get out safe? Yes. Was Power-Loader happy? Fuck no. Now, we're only allowed to work together after school or during lunch with Power-Loader there to mother us. It wasn't even that bad!
Life has been going great! I made great friends with a creature rat thing to practice analysis. I got Hatsume to help me rule the world. All Might has decided that ignoring me is the best treatment unless he wants to die. Then, I became great friends with Nemuri and Hizashi. Finally, I live with Shouta.
Speaking of Shouta, he seems to be in a better mood. Maybe because he's getting actual food in his system besides ramen noodles? I don't know! Or perhaps the fact his apartment looks like an apartment and not a trash bin? Yeah, he's in an actual living space now. Too bad, I might be kicked out soon for the stupidity I am about to perform.
It's lunchtime, and Nemuri, Hizashi, and I are ready to show the world what we are made of. Hizashi got the mic, and Nemuri and I are in old clothing we managed to get by taking a Youtube sewing class to make them. We both have bandaids on from it. Now...
"ACTION, PRESENT MIC!" Hizashi gives me a broad smile before putting some music on his directional mic around his neck. Thinking about it, I should upgrade it. No wonder he has neck problems. The bitch is huge! Anyway, what song did we put on?
'My Heart Will Go On' from the movie Titanic. The top floor of the cafeteria was closed off for a reason.
You see, I have too much free time on my hands, so Nemuri and I managed to find to choreograph to this song. We even managed to get Hizashi to sing it.
Yes, the man can sing. He fakes his crappy ass singing. Anywho, we arranged the table so that we have a whole dance floor right by the railing like in the movie. We even did the iconic part that looks like we're going to fly away from our troubles. However, due to the size difference, I had to get on her back to replicate the scene. I can see the smile on student's faces with their laughter echoing in the room. That job is done. With the music still going, we had one final part. I get off Nemuri's back and run, jumping over the railing like the overdramatic bitch I am. Do not worry; I land safely. However, before I can continue the routine, the music suddenly stops.
"IZUKU!" Oh shit.
"IZUKU, RUN! STAY ALIVE FOR US!" I hear Hizashi and Nemuri scream. I turn around to see my comrades tied up with ribbons. Then, I see them aimed at me, and I move quickly to the side. I see Shouta jumping over the fucking railing to go after me.
"WELP, TIME TO BLAST OFF. I HOPE YOU ENJOY OUR SHOW!"I scream as I run off, avoiding another pair of ribbons barely. I dashed out of the cafeteria, and I do what I believe everyone should do when a criminal is on the property: I get out of Shouta's sight for a moment. I slide into the bathroom despite my hatred for them, get in a stall, and jump on top of the toilet. The thing is, what kind of school shooter or criminal is going to run into the bathroom during a crisis? Nobody, thus, making my plan pretty well thought out. The only problem now is I have no food. Well, at least I have a watch I can tinker with. Before that, I change out of the costume, and back into the UA uniform. I make sure to get rid of the evidence by hiding the ensemble in the trashcan. I might get it later. Time to waste my life away in a bathroom! Thankfully I got a text from my squad members.
Miccy: We are fucked. Were in the teacher's lounge right now still tied up with Shouta watching us like a hawk.
Womanizer: Yeah, I think he is expecting you to save us.
Divorce Exists: Yeah, no. You guys are screwed unless I go knock him out. How are you texting?
Womanizer: Shouta loosened it after I asked him if he was into bondage. He was blushing.
Divorce Exists: He can blush?
Womanizer: Yeah, it's adorable! I think it's because Hizashi is here.
Miccy: Why would it matter if I am here or not?
Divorce Exists: If you only knew *sigh.* I already got rid of the evidence with the costume. I wish I got a picture of him blushing though for blackmail.
Womanizer: GREAT IDEA, LET ME DO IT AGAIN!
Divorce Exists: That my girl!
Miccy: Why is your username that?
Divorce Exists: BECAUSE I WOULD ALREADY BE MARRIED IF IT DIDN'T EXISTS! I'M SINGLE AND LONELY! D; D; D;
Miccy: *pat pat* Same.
Divorce Exists: BITCH, YOU HAVE SOMEBODY! YOU TWO ARE TOO IGNORANT TO GO OUT SO YOU DON'T GET EXCUSES!
Miccy: SORRY D;
Divorce Exists: You are forgiven.
Miccy: :D
Womanizer: He is taking a nap now. I think he is pretending, so don't come in here.
Divorce Exists: Is he in a sleeping bag?
Womanizer: Yes, why?
Divorce Exists: Curiosity. Anyway, how would you think Shouta would feel if I found some cigarettes and alcohol in the bathroom? It ain't the cheap shit either! I only had the cheap shit!
Womanizer: Bring it to us. Where did you find it?
Miccy: We need some to survive the beast!
Divorce Exists: In the bathroom behind the toilet in the hallway right by the front office.
Womanizer: Was it closed?
Divorce Exists: Yip yip.
Miccy: Shouta just got up and left.
Divorce Exists: Shit, I shouldn't have said that! I need it!
Let me tell you something. I, sadly, didn't find any of that in the bathroom, even if I needed it at that moment. I crawled out of the bathroom window and wandered to the teacher's lounge.
First, I need bleach after that. Second, yep, it was all a trick. I use some pickaxes I borrowed previously from Hatsume because I thought something like this would happen, and I crawled up to the window of the teacher's lounge and crawled in. Shouta is gone, leaving Hizashi and Nemuri tied up on the couch. They both looked at me with huge smiles.
"That was just cruel, Izuku!" Nemuri states as I unwrap them.
"Great. Now, we need to jump out the window and hide," I say quickly before jumping out the window, catching Nemuri and Hizashi as they jump out.
Hizashi looks at me as I hold him bridal style, shocked, " Damn, you're strong!' I put him down gently.
"Good to know, but we need to run." We dash off into a forest UA has for some reason.
"I am alive, darlings!" I scream as I slide into the classroom, raising one hand and hitting that sassy pose.
"Izuku! That was very immature what you did in the cafeteria!" Iida demands with his chopping hands.
"What is immature, technically? Immature to one is mature to another." This shuts him up. I go to sit down, waiting for the demon to come in. Then, the moment he enters the door, he locks eyes with me before walking over to me and grabbing me by my jacket harshly.
"Class. After. School." The man growls before letting me go — time to do a 180 on his ass. I pull out a form and hand it to him.
"I had it authorized by Nezu." I see all life disappear from his eyes as he goes to his desk, sitting down and smashing his head. I get up to make sure he didn't get a concussion.
"WHY?!" Shouta groans.
"He fully supports us taking over UA. You okay?"
"Go sit down or else." I can hear the threat before stepping back to sit down, " Don't do whatever this idiot does." I bite my tongue because that means the idiot facade is working, " Anyway, we are going on a trip. You can wear your costumes but know you aren't used to them at this point, so just be warned. Don't waste time; move it." Shouta leaves the room. Maybe I should offer him alcohol after this. Wait. That might get me in trouble. Massage? Like I fucking know. Anyway, I head to the locker room to change into my costume, and I can say I'm very excited. My new upgrades got improved, so now I have upgraded boots, the leather jacket, and most vital, THE MOBILITY GEAR! YASSSSSS! I will calm down. I wrap the belt around me. It's big, but not heavy. Perfect for my use. It's already filled, so we are good there too. I head out to the buses.
"What with the addition, Izuku?" I turn to see Uraraka walking up to me.
"Mobility gear so I can move very quickly. I don't have strength, so I need to make it up with speed."
"Smart."
"EVERYBODY, PLEASE LINE UP IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!" Iida demands. I look at the bus and realize that this is an open floor plan. I completely ignore him, getting on the bus first. "IZUKU, GET BACK OUT HERE!" The other students follow quickly after. By the time Iida gets on, he is the saddest man alive. "THIS RUINED MY PLAN!"
"Hey, at least I crushed your hopes and dreams now while they were still young!" I say with a smile. I get ignored, " Fine then, don't appreciate me. Floopy you."
"IZUKU, NO CURSING!"
"I feel neglected." The class chuckles. Shouta gets on last, glaring at me before sitting at the front, the bus taking off. Uraraka looks at me.
"I think you are dead. Aizawa-sensei seems done with you."
"Shh...it's fine. He has not expelled me yet. I got approval from Nezu."
"How?"
"I told him I would clean his office to the littlest details if he lets me do it."
"Seriously?"
"I'm a clean person. I already did it while Nezu was arguing over the phone during our time." Idle chitter-chatter fills the bus until Asui catches my attention, "Ring-a-ling, how may I help you?"
"You know I'm a straight forward person by now, kero?"
"Yes. Oh jeez, you are revealing my darkest sins!" That was loud because that caught the attention of everyone. Tokoyami catches my attention for a moment.
"May the darkness be ever in your favor."
"Hardy, I wish. I might join you and your cult. Anyway, Asui?"
"Tsu." Tsuyu states with determination.
"Tsu." I get a nod of approval.
"I notice how you seem to act...stupid. However, we all know you are smart if you can hack whatever you want, and you build everything you use. You are also over-dramatic even if no one pays attention, ribbit." Can I just say that I think the frog sounds are somewhat cute? Too bad, Bakugo tries to step in and ruin me.
"Deku always tries to be over-the-top no matter what. I swear he asks for people to beat him up. Might be into that or some shit."
"Oh, bang off, you would beat me up any way you bottom. If anything, that saved my life because people thought I was too weird to mess with except you because you're waiting for me to die so you can dance on my dead body. I pulled pranks to keep them away too." I take note that Shouta is looking back, but I ignore him. He might as well hear it.
"YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING GOING THERE?!"
"Um, you told me to take a swan-dive off a roof and hope I get a quirk in my next life. If that doesn't tell you anything, what does? Maybe I need to try to get it through that wall thick skull of yours? That could be karma going after you." I'm in a dark place at this point as I chuckle. I can see Bakugo getting peeved off, and the students are quiet, but I could not give a fuck at this point.
"Izuku, come up here." I hear Shouta ask.
"I'm afraid Bakugo is going to attack me. No offense, but I don't want to die to a chihuahua. We have to be close anyway, yes?" As if on cue, I hear explosions and the bus stops. The class seems to snap out of it with my chihuahua comment and Bakugo yelling like a caveman. Everyone steps off, arriving at this vast place.
"Holy smokes! Is this Japan Disney!?" Kaminari asks. My fucking reaction.
"You boy, are my son now."
"Yes!" I can see Shouta shaking his head.
We step inside, and it really is Japan Disney. However, something feels off to me as we enter. Over the years, I have developed a keen sense of when something is wrong because of bullies. I see Thirteen in front of us, talking about the USJ is for practicing rescue, but it still feels off. I press the button on the side of my helmet to trigger heat sight. There are people everywhere. They are strange positions like it is an ambush. I cut off Thirteen.
"Aizawa, are there suppose to be people everywhere?" Silence at first. Then, a mist appears in the center with people coming out. Shouta looks at me.
"No, this is a villain attack. Students, stay back and run. Thirteen, protect the students." Shouta states, walking in front of the students. We start heading back, but the same mist is in front of us again.
"Sorry to interrupt, but we are here for something. We are the League of Villains, and our goal is to kill All Might." I can't help but burst out laughing, throwing the man off guard. This is another advantage to my personality, and I need to use it, " Is something funny, child?"
"Yes, your 'League of Villains' literally sounds like a rip-off to the 'League of Legends' game that is always advertised. HOWEVER, you can take All Might. I deny he will be easy, but I can support that. He is a donkey."
"IZUKU!" The whole class exclaims.
"Interesting...with our goal, would you join?"
"Depends, what is the benefits plan?" I can see the students staring wide-eyed as Shouta moves to attack the center. I know, for a fact, that this guy has to be our main trouble.
"Benefits plan?"
"Yeah, like, what are the benefits of me joining?"
"Well, what can you provide for our group?"
"I would say technology. Just throw some metal and wires at me, and I can build something. "
"We can do that." Damn, this mist guy and I might get along, and that is scary.
"What if I want specific materials?"
"We will provide the best we can."
"Who is the leader?"
"The man with the hand on his face." I turned around to see what he is talking about. He is scratching at his neck as he is watching. I can tell he is watching Shouta, looking for something. Must be detail-oriented.
"How about a deal? Depending on how well you do in this, I will decide when you are leaving whether to join or not. However, I will be fighting on the student's side." I smirk through my mask.
"Deal, now time for my actual job."
"WAIT!" That mist stops a moment. "Can I have a name before you take me to your torture chamber?"
"I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten. I'm Kurogiri, second in command of the League of Villains. Now, it is time for you to go." The mist wraps around the majority of us, and all I see is what my soul presumably looks like, which is darkness.
The next moment, I'm in water drowning. It doesn't help that there are water villains all around me. I force myself to calm down as I swim to the right to avoid an attack, pulling out my swords while swimming upwards. Then, I feel something wrap around my waist and lift me out of the water before throwing me on a boat. I hack up some water before opening my eyes, seeing Tsuyu and fucking Mineta.
"I'm going to assume you saved me, Tsu?" I receive a nod," Thank you. Now, update?" A panicked Mineta gives me the update.
"WE ARE SURROUNDED AND SCREWED, AND THE BOAT IS SINKING AND-!"
"I get it." I stand up, walking over the edge, "Based off of Tsu being here, there is no way they know our quirks. If they did, they're stupid."
"WHY DOES THAT MATTER? WE SHOULD WAIT FOR THE HEROES TO GET HERE! NONE OF US ARE USEFUL, ESPECIALLY YOU QUIRKLESS KID!" Hard blow.
"We should wait for death to get here too, but I'm going to assume you aren't up for that?" This shuts Mineta up. I have a way with words, "Good news, I have a solution. Bad news, I want to throw you in the water, so be quiet. Tsu, I know Mineta is a pervert, but can you carry him out with a jump after I do some business down below? I'll pay you back later."
"Sure, kero." Here's the thing. This is probably a zone where I have the most significant advantage. I pull out my electric batons, putting one of them on a mode that would make people pass out but not kill them. The only way for someone to die in this solution is if they drown, and that's not my problem. I added a new feature that makes me not sacrifice this one. I press a button over the adjustment settings as I walk to the edge. The baton pops out of the handle and flies into the water, electrocuting all the people in the water. I then press the button again to reel it back, turning off the electricity. I made a hybrid between a baton and a whip with this. I realized I had no advantage in long-range; thus, a whip-baton has been born. It's only 15 feet (4.6 meters), but that works for me. The wire it's attached to is electrified too. I see the bodies float on top of the water. I turn back around to see two frighten faces.
"Don't worry; they aren't dead. They are only dead if they drown." I think this provides no comfort, " Time to jump. You can land in the water if you need to, you're safe there. " Tsu grabs Mineta with her tongue before jumping off the boat. Time to test the mobility gear. Hopefully, they aren't fucked up from the water, but I did make sure they were water-proof as much as possible, so we should be fine. I launch the grappling hook on the roof and swing quickly before dropping the hook and landing on the shoreline with a massive smile on my face next to Tsu and Mineta. IT WORKS! Now, we are at the edge of the center where Shouta is fighting, and I can tell he is taking a beating, whenever Shouta uses his quirk Erasure, his hair flies up like a badass. However, it's a clear indicator that I'm surprised he has done nothing about because that can be taken advantage of. I notice some skin on his arm looks...destroyed, showing muscle? That has to be a quirk. I would step in, but I'll believe in his abilities for now.
"We need to get out, or we will become a distraction," I state, the two students nodding as we slip past the fight and go to the entranceway, finding a destroyed body of Thirteen, but they are alive. I see a couple of students crying. Based off how it looks, I can only think of one way for this to happen, " Did Kurogiri do something here?" I get a nod from Uraraka, her shaking as she sits beside Thirteen. You see, most would think Kurogiri's quirk is purely teleportation, but if you can get creative, you can leave a half body of a hero right in front of you! "Did we at least get someone out of here to get help?"
"Y-yeah, I-I-Iida." Quickest guy in the class, smart. I nod.
Suddenly, I hear a scream. I turn around and see Shouta pinned by some giant blue bird thing.
No.
No no no no!
Hell no!
It broke his arm in half.
Fuck no. I'm not going to make Shouta suffer whatever that is. Ignoring everything around me, I dash forward and fly with my mobility gear, using the roof once again to throw myself across.
Another scream echoes from him. The other arm is broken. I growl.
HURRY UP!
While approaching, I pull out a sword and my baton. I know for a fact that even on the highest setting, it would probably take the electricity no problem. I turn on the baton at the highest setting before slamming it on my sword to make it conduct electricity. I needed to inflict pain, and I need it to flinch to get away from Shouta. Turning off the baton and putting it away, I grab the sword tightly in both hands.
I have one chance at this.
I can't fuck this up.
I let the wires drop from the roof as I approach. With the way the monster is position, it's going to land in the head with its exposed brain.
I am sorry, Shouta.
I am so fucking sorry.
I hope you can forgive me for this.
I slam the sword through the fucker's brain. It screams in agony as it lets go out Shouta, stumbling back. I twist the sword, causing the thing to fall as I pull the sword out, allowing the blood to splash on me. It's still breathing, but I can see the look in its eye. It follows directions like an obedient soldier, not caring about the consequences. It is regenerating right now.
Well, the creature understands the consequences. The people in control don't. I pull out my unused baton, using the actual highest setting. This setting should be illegal, but I never put it on the information sheet for support gear. I press the adjustment button down and slide it back, showing the true highest setting. It's strong enough to light New York City up for a minute. I shouldn't be touched after that for a while.
I slam the baton into its head, the creature pulsating as it slowly burns. I step back, everybody watching as the baton loses energy, leaving the beast.
So it is dead. It's not regenerating anymore as I step in front of Shouta to protect him. I take note of the blood from his broken arms, and the skin gone from one of his arms. I can hear him trying to catch my attention, but I ignore him. I look up at the hand boy with a sinister look on my face. The blood should be helping the image.
"Who's next?" I ask. The guy with a hand on his face scratches at his neck furiously.
"How did a kid figure out its weakness so quickly!? It hasn't even reach All Might! What kind of level is this?!" I laugh out loud despite the grim mood, swearing I feel the temperature in the room drop a few degrees.
"You put it on hardcore mode the moment you banged up Eraserhead," I growl. I notice Kurogiri beside him, him finally speaking up.
"This is the kid who is considering joining us." I can hear coughing from behind me. Sorry, Shouta, part of the act. I'm hoping someone grows some balls and arrives to get him out of here.
"Seriously? Well, you might make a good asset if you can defeat the Nomu." I chuckle.
"I beat all the guys in the water. By the way, if anybody drowns, not my fault. Your fault for attacking here. Second, a kid beat 'Nomu.' This shows how weak your group is. That is a no."
"YOU BRAT! This is more like a secret level that you have to glitch in to win!" The hand-dude screams before running at me. I grin psychotically from under my mask. I pull out my only available baton and light it up. When he approaches, I activate the mobility gear, fly above him without the wires, land behind him, and press whip mode. It crashes on his back and knocks him out.
Pathetic. I face Kurogiri.
"Is this the easy level?" I joke with a harsh tone as I reel the baton back, turning it off because that is the end beside random villains probably, " Get him out of my sight or I will end him too for the greater good." I see the mist disappear a moment. Then, it appears to grab the knocked out man before disappearing. I put the baton back, realizing I'm trembling from adrenaline.
"I AM HERE!" I hear an announcement, looking up to see All Might. I rip off my mask and glare him down.
"TOO FUCKING LATE!" I scream at him in anger before walking over to Shouta.
No one picked him up. Damn it.
The sight forces me to shove down the bile in my throat. I need to do this for him. I can't back down now.
I sigh before ripping off my leather sleeves to temporary casts for the broken him. I can smell the blood on me, not helping with the situation. Taking a deep breath in an attempt to calm down, I lift him bridal-style to carry him. I notice him looking up at me.
"I-Izuku?" Damn, he sounds like shit, and I fucking hate it.
"Shut the fuck up. Save your energy, dumbass." I state as I carry him up the stairs. All Might appears in front of me. He is not smiling
"Young Midoriya, let me take him." He holds his hands out. I walk around him. I'm not letting anybody but the paramedics touch him.
"Take care of the students. I got him, not that I would let you take him anyway." I snarl as I step outside, seeing most of the students have evacuated. They notice me and are about to approach, but I stop them with a single look. Nobody tries to move after that. Thank God an ambulance is already here. As I am walking, I feel a light tug on my tie.
"You're supposed to do that with Hizashi, not me," I say in an attempt to lighten the situation. However, even I am aware that the spark isn't there.
"Are you okay?" He asks, but he is slurring.
"Just shut up, damn it. Worry about yourself for once."
"Problem child." Yeah, no. He is slurring too much.
"Go home; you're drunk, Dadzawa."
"You know I'm capable of walking, right?"
"You don't have just broken arms, dumbass. You've lost a lot of blood. I will visit you in the medical wing as soon as possible. Or you visit me in jail, one of the two. Wait, I can escape that place." Shouta doesn't get another word in as the ambulance loads him and takes him to Recovery Girl.
I don't bother watching it go away as I get on the bus, trying to ignore the smell of blood surrounding me.