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Naruto: The Kizaru Template

Arthorain
You know… the ninja world has a funny habit. The fake ninjas? Oh, they’re very hardworking. Enter the academy at six. Graduate early. Join ANBU at eleven. Risk their lives every day. Work themselves to death. Then what? Die at twenty-one and get carved onto the memorial stone like fertilizer for the trees of Konoha. So tragic. So… hardworking. Now a real ninja? Ah… that’s a completely different story. Clock in late. Leave early. Mission briefing? Sleep through half of it. Patrol duty? Find a river and start fishing. If a fight happens, walk slowly… very slowly… toward it. Why rush? The enemy isn’t going anywhere. And if they are… well… that sounds like someone else’s problem. And Hokage? Hahaha… that’s even funnier. The fake Hokage gives speeches all day. “The Will of Fire!” “The future of the ninja world!” “Protect the village!” Very inspiring. Very loud. Very… tiring. But the real Hokage? He doesn’t talk much. Someone causes trouble? Bite. Someone stronger shows up? Kick. Suddenly an Ōtsutsuki is flying across the sky wondering what just happened. So really… working hard in the ninja world is a terrible career choice. The smarter strategy? Sleep more. Fish more. Work less. And if someone strong appears… just lazily look at them and say— “Yare yare… you’re scary, you know?” Right before beating them anyway. Support me at patreon.com/Arthorain and read upto 50 Advanced Chapters!
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