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A Dumbass Isekai Protagonist's Guide to Surviving Murder Drones

Art_Kitsuki
This Fanfic was created by Joecola on Ao3 and Spacebattles under these links, I only upload with his permission to Webnovel (mainly because I want to listen to this fanfic as an Audiobook) https://archiveofourown.org/works/65799709 https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/a-dumbass-isekai-protagonist%E2%80%99s-guide-to-surviving-murder-drones.1229921/ You know, out of all the things that could have happened to me, finding out I've been Isekai'd into Murder Drones by waking up in the body of a drone kid who got his memory core critically damaged and lost his parents in the same attack that axed Doll's folks was not on the list of things I expected. Still, it's evidently what happened to me, and now I have to DO something about it. So. I have about 9 years before canon kicks off to prepare for the apocalypse, help Uzi and Doll work through all their issues and trauma, respectively, and figure out how my unhinged ass is going to be able to commit deicide, because as a robot I'm theoretically immortal, so screw anything that wants to cut that short. Queue my plan to cheat like the world is ending (because it will) by abusing the hell out of my meta-knowledge, downloading entire terrabytes of data on weapons, combat skills, and engineering, befriending the main cast so I can socially manipulate them into being better able to stop Armageddon, concocting plans to turn the Solver's Murder Pets, and generally do a Batman level of overpreparation in order to rig the game in my favor as much as physically possible, because goddamn, I REALLY don't want to die.
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Divine Milking System

When the Fracture tore open gates across America, the awakened became humanity's new aristocracy. They cleared dungeons, leveled up, and built platinum-tier empires while the rest of the world watched from the sidelines. Jace Monroe wasn't watching, he was dying. Transmigrated into the body of an overweight lottery winner at San Nicolas Academy, he woke up with 72 hours to live and a system that made one thing very clear: survival wasn't about combat skills or mana capacity. It was about milking awakened women for their essence. The Divine Milking System doesn't care about his rank, his reputation, or the fact that everyone at the academy sees him as a "Scratch-Off" destined to wash out. It only cares about one metric: how many women he can convince to trust him, bond with him, and let him extract their power. Every cup of essence extends his lifespan. Every ability he steals starts at the lowest rank but scales with points. And every woman who becomes his "Cow" brings him one step closer to surviving in a world designed to chew him up and spit him out. But San Nicolas Academy is a social warzone where guild heirs, international prodigies, and ruthless competitors will do anything to climb the ranks. And Jace? He's got 270 pounds, zero combat experience, and a system that demands he seduce his way to the top. To survive the academy, he'll need to master more than dungeon tactics and mana theory. He'll need to build a harem, steal their powers, and prove that even the biggest underdog can milk the system for everything it's worth. === Additional Tags: #Netori | #No NTR | #No Yuri | #Shameless MC | #Academy | #Transmigration | #Ability Steal | #Comedy | #Adult | #Yandere | #Milking
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HP: Talented, Powerful, Yet in Debt

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